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@uncute.bsky.social

We make products to celebrate our differences and do good. www.uncute.com

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I LOVE THIS #purritos

05.08.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Sam & Max Freelance Police by Uncute

Sam & Max Freelance Police by Uncute

I have no problem calling my favorite gaming merch dolls.

29.05.2025 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

❤️

05.08.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Uh oh! It appears that Sam & Max have a new human charge…. One with a bloodlust that rivals theirs!! @uncute.bsky.social @glitchprod.com @fitzyva.bsky.social @skunkapegames.com

14.06.2025 00:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Uncute Underwear day 2025.jpg

Uncute Underwear day 2025.jpg

Hi! 🤫 Secret’s out! It’s National Underwear Day and we’re celebrating with a BUY 1 / GET 1 FREE sale! Use code UNDERWEAR2025 → https://www.uncute.com/collections/underwear-day-2025

05.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our It's Happy Bunny collab is now live on HotTopic! 🥳❤️ https://www.hottopic.com/product/its-happy-bunny-royal-plush/34542178.html #plushie #itshappybunny #jimbenton #plushie #cute

10.06.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Nanalan' Russer Plushie by Uncute (picture with Mona).jpg

Nanalan' Russer Plushie by Uncute (picture with Mona).jpg

Russer is now available for pre-order 🐶❤️ link also in our profile https://www.uncute.com/products/russer-nanalan-plushie #nanalan #russer

09.06.2025 15:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Its Happy Bunny plushies by Uncute.jpg

Its Happy Bunny plushies by Uncute.jpg

✨👯‍♀️ New plushies based on It's Happy Bunny®! They all have poseable ears and distinctive features for extra sass #itshappybunny #plush #cute

01.05.2025 18:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😳

07.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🙏

07.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
post from @uncute on twitter: "Sam & Max community, what new product should we make in 2025? #SamandMax"

post from @uncute on twitter: "Sam & Max community, what new product should we make in 2025? #SamandMax"

@uncute.bsky.social answering here with my shortlist of sam & max merch that should exist because I'm not on twitter
- tf2's max's severed head cosmetic but real, so I can put him on my head (or just sam & max beanies if licencing is an issue)

04.01.2025 04:12 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
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Mona is now available for Pre-Order (image via starbuxx on Instagram) https://www.uncute.com/products/mona-nanalan-plushie

06.01.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love this

01.01.2025 01:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A picture of Uncute’s Max plushie wearing Max slippers.

A picture of Uncute’s Max plushie wearing Max slippers.

I think Max would absolutely wear slippers with his own face on them, what do you think?

#samandmax

25.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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max is the star on my tree this year #samandmax

25.12.2024 17:35 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Max, plush white lagagmorph, and Sam, a large plush brown dog in a rumpled suit

Max, plush white lagagmorph, and Sam, a large plush brown dog in a rumpled suit

🎵Reunited & it feels so good 🎵 #SamAndMax

25.12.2024 17:06 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

You too. And thanks for the support.

25.12.2024 22:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Slippers made to look like Max from Sam & Max Freelance Police

Slippers made to look like Max from Sam & Max Freelance Police

Merry Christmas @uncute.bsky.social

25.12.2024 17:59 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Merry Christmas!!! @uncute.bsky.social

25.12.2024 13:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Some Butt Dumplings are still available on Amazon for delivery before the holidays: www.amazon.com/UNCUTE-Butt-...

22.12.2024 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a MIGHTY NEED!

22.12.2024 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Sam is now sold out 🫣we still have Max plushies and slippers left #samandmax

22.12.2024 00:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Shirt is sold out 🤣 uncute.com/collections/...

20.12.2024 14:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

on your gorgeous collection

19.12.2024 21:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Roly Poly plushie with model - - liquid - 3000px.jpg

Roly Poly plushie with model - - liquid - 3000px.jpg

Cute things come in large packages. Our Roly Poly in Large 🥰 #rolypoly

19.12.2024 20:06 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT!

19.12.2024 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Purritos! What? 😺

25.11.2024 02:35 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
A picture of the same makeship Karkat plushie sitting on my shelf with the makeship Benrey plushie. They both have huge heads.

A picture of the same makeship Karkat plushie sitting on my shelf with the makeship Benrey plushie. They both have huge heads.

A picture of multiple plushies sitting on a blue armchair. The plushies are Sam and Max (much bigger than the rest), Karkat from Homestuck, Junpei and Akane from Zero Escape and Benrey from Half Life vr but the ai is Self-aware. Karkat is sitting in Sam's lap and Junpei is standing on Sam's other leg. Benrey is sitting in Max' lap and Akane is standing on his head.

A picture of multiple plushies sitting on a blue armchair. The plushies are Sam and Max (much bigger than the rest), Karkat from Homestuck, Junpei and Akane from Zero Escape and Benrey from Half Life vr but the ai is Self-aware. Karkat is sitting in Sam's lap and Junpei is standing on Sam's other leg. Benrey is sitting in Max' lap and Akane is standing on his head.

Nightmare family

17.12.2024 14:19 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
A stuffed animal crocodile, alligator, sheep dog, rabbit (max) and Irish settler (Sam)

A stuffed animal crocodile, alligator, sheep dog, rabbit (max) and Irish settler (Sam)

Backup Sam and Max for emergencies only

Backup Sam and Max for emergencies only

The boys with my three favorite childhood stuffed animals.

Also the two backup boys I bought still in their bags (because in 30 years when they’re nasty it’ll be nice to have brand new ones)

18.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0