liquor ball sandwich

big watermelon doesn't want you to know that if you swallow a seed, it doesn't grow in your stomach. it grows in your intestines (where the poop is) and then watermelon grows out of your butt

These 7 tiny Chicago restaurants have a big following: blockclubchi.co/45RE7Ki

HYPNOTOAD NECKLACE!

I think this guy is gonna do it

To defend against Russian tanks, Finland and Poland consider restoring wetlands Finland and Poland are both considering rewetting dried-out peatbogs to form defence barriers against a potential Russian ground invasion. Restoring these natural carbon sinks could also bring signifi...

They should do it anyway for the environmental benefits.

Malört is stored in the balls

Psycho Rikers inmate slashes two guards in gruesome scalpel attack - as union boss calls out Zohran Mamdani By Matt Troutman Published Aug. 28, 2025, 5:40 p.m. ET

New York’s hottest club is Blame Zohran Mamdani for Crimes Committed While Eric Adams Is Mayor Under Laws Signed by Andrew Cuomo. It’s got everything—corrections officers who aren’t registered to vote in New York City, etc etc etc

For 12 months, America had a limited proof of concept for universal healthcare, and it was so uniformly successful we had no choice but to obliterate our society

I love watching Alone and seeing the women having an empowering journey meanwhile the men are having thoughts like ‘I think I love my wife and kids’ for the first time

It’s official: Elon Musk’s staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.

Here’s a recap of what’s happening:

Elon Musk now has access to your Social Security number. The world’s richest man has gained access to the confidential personal information of every taxpayer in the United States.

Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.

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One thing I will say gently is, I think "mutual aid" sounds academic or theoretical to a lot of people because the US education system does not meaningfully teach Black history.

Formal mutual aid societies were an integral part of how freed/escaped enslaved people helped each other survive.

yesterday I was giving cash to a homeless buddy outside my work and some bitch goes ‘I don’t know why people help them’ so I said ‘I hope you have a horrible day and die’ she started crying I can’t wait to do it again

world’s smartest man has somehow calculated that moving one individual in one vehicle is more efficient than moving many people in one vehicle

The stupidest mother fuckers I know are so stoked for the next 4 years my brother in Christ we are the poors being exploited we will never be rich

I can't believe that a country founded on slavery and genocide would do this

I’m running out of cuss word combinations

First time logging in in a while and I get a notification ‘this password has been involved in a data leak, we suggest changing it’ are you fucking kidding me

If you die in real life, you die in all your video games too

One aspect of the Bandcamp news that isn't likely to get deep reporting, but matters to me and some others in scenes I run in - some of the staff impacted by layoffs were responsible for acting on reports of e.g. neonazi music on the platform. With their teams demolished, that shit will proliferate.

we lost a bit of our souls when video games all stopped having drum and bass soundtracks

Thanks to the internet I don't need to wait for the evening news to learn about recent events. I can read 2,000 posts from the most deranged people on earth and make up my own mind

Whenever someone in a movie takes drugs and then has to show their tongue to prove they’ve taken the drugs, they have not taken the drugs

If Biden takes executive action to save Pac 12 After Dark and send Pat McAfee to the Shadow Realm he will win in an electoral landslide. We can become a proper country again.

Shitposters are the only ones keeping the AI driven Skynet from taking over the world by feeding it entirely incorrect ideas.