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Description? What Description? Clumsy poet, judo intellectual. Trying to walk tall. Living on Whadjuk Noongar land, in Boorloo (Perth).

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nobody will fluff his couch cushions

16.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they could wear Epstein masks . . . .

15.02.2026 10:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Well . . . excuse your French.

I don't think the cheese eating surrender monkeys would be any good anyway . . .

15.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't tell me that the French are getting involved now . . .

15.02.2026 07:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Trump Paradox, not competent to stand trial, but *totally competent* for the Presidency. . .

13.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This papyrus could not possibly refer to Trump, there are no redactions. . . .

13.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let’s hope it’s a voodoo mug

12.02.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#TemuAlbo

10.02.2026 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the qualities of the Albanese we though we were voting for, vs the Albo we got . . . . sort of like a Temu Albo

10.02.2026 10:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and self driving cars, and hyperloop . . . .

09.02.2026 11:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and . . . hasn't convicted anyone yet (?)

09.02.2026 07:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and it cost billions . . .

09.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yup, only the ALP could create an anti corruption "watchdog" that is rife with . . . corruption . . .

09.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thankfully they haven’t gone full MAGA and require you to be a rapist or fraudster. . . Yet . . .

07.02.2026 21:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

well . . . like at the end of Robin Hood - Men in Tights, King Richard proclaimed that as punishment, all toilets would be named after Prince John . . . . all Public Toilets should be named as President Donald J Trump Public Toilet / Restrooms.

07.02.2026 11:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I reckon the appropriate Australian response would be to arrange for everone to "Put out your Couch" on the route to the stadium . . . .

07.02.2026 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is an inconsistency in the plot . . . . from all accounts, it could jump into hyperspace, but then why did it take so long in Ep 4 to move around Yavin?

05.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

did you know that Alexander Downer is in there?

spoiler: about him reporting Trump cronies to State Dept

04.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Neither is the winner on 2PP

01.02.2026 08:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That would explain the bruised hands . . .

30.01.2026 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lock up your daughters tour?

30.01.2026 00:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

as much as a Southern Cross tattoo?

29.01.2026 23:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Melania 2: Electric Boogaloo

29.01.2026 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its also on a new youtube channel with 4 videos, not on Glenn's normal channel. might be worth deleting.

29.01.2026 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

this actually looks like a deep fake

29.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

tbh, his people need him more than anything at the moment . . .

28.01.2026 10:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lauren Boebert's gonna be busy . . .

27.01.2026 03:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Temu Albo?

26.01.2026 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

agreed.

I have been concerned at some of the catch celebrations . . . they have the ball in less control, for fractions of a second, compared to what Cooper did on that occasion.

25.01.2026 09:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need more Teal independents . . . . and Centre Left "Pink" Independents . . .

24.01.2026 04:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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