Robby The Duck

I’m a US citizen and had absolutely no idea what anything in this tweet meant aside from the last line and came to the comments for clarification and this is where I found it lol

We look forward to working with Governor-elect Sherrill and her administration at every opportunity to further cement New Jersey as a national leader on civil rights.

child pedestrian fatalities versus day of the year. giant spike on halloween.

"why is everything a trunk or treat now. nobody trick or treats anymore"

maybe it's the giant useless trucks that seem to intentionally limit the vision of the drivers allowing them to mow over pedestrians.

No Bluesky, I don’t want to ‘discover’ the ugliest guys I’ve ever seen, taking the stupidest pictures I’ve ever seen.

It will be important for the next Democratic administration to remember with which other countries the United States has extradition treaties.

Colombia is one of them.

rewatching Shameless and it’s making me nostalgic for being a big fuckin mess

They used my papers so if you have those you should check.

i cancelled my paramount plus and they never stopped letting my watch stuff. they send me emails but i don't give them money and the paw patrol still runs fyi

The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to:

•admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states
•abolish ICE
•grant citizenship to any immigrant
•disband the 5th Circuit
•expand the Supreme Court

Seriously: Why the hell not?

I hope that when I’m old I am befriended by an empathetic chicken.

Spooky season starts tomorrow we can go ahead and decorate since we’re being ruled over by the living dead

I want to see this

my doctors office checks me in with a palm scanner

Been getting a lot of job search related spam texts from crazy email addresses, (i was on monster maybe 15 years ago). Was wondering who’s dsta gor breaxhed now. Then I get an email about a CareerBuilder/Monster merger. I hate 2025.

It was such a feel good story with themes of humanity and immigration. And although hes cgi, theres a good dog too. You would probably enjoy it.

what year was modern family out? why is the little boy older than me now?

We're currently urging the government to issue guidance on how they'll comply with the court order that trans and intersex people must receive accurate passports.

We urge you to hold off on seeking to obtain a new passport for now. We'll provide more guidance as soon as possible.

"It's a Saturday night on a holiday weekend. Go drink in the woods!" - My boss on the mass amounts of teenagers on [the Promenade] 🤣

JEAN

The Trump administration is trying to silence opposition through fear. But New Jersey will not be intimidated by authoritarianism.

We’re rallying in support of Mayor Baraka, who was targeted by the administration for refusing to be complicit with its violations of due process.

Mr Rogers is saying "look for the helpers" but you can't hear him over the middle aged woman screaming the n word at a child in the park.

Hey meta, is energy conservation key in thermodynamics?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Petition to officially change Millennials to Willennials. #bigwilliestylesallinit

Never let them tell you that you can’t do MSNBC dressed like Jason Todd/Robin from Batman: Three Jokers

Always reblog. Happy Easter!

The hardware store called it “spring Black Friday weekend”

If there’s one thing he’s good it, it’s giving subordinates advice about their nipples.

SHOUT. SPRAY.

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.