Robby The Duck

Been getting a lot of job search related spam texts from crazy email addresses, (i was on monster maybe 15 years ago). Was wondering who’s dsta gor breaxhed now. Then I get an email about a CareerBuilder/Monster merger. I hate 2025.

It was such a feel good story with themes of humanity and immigration. And although hes cgi, theres a good dog too. You would probably enjoy it.

what year was modern family out? why is the little boy older than me now?

We're currently urging the government to issue guidance on how they'll comply with the court order that trans and intersex people must receive accurate passports.

We urge you to hold off on seeking to obtain a new passport for now. We'll provide more guidance as soon as possible.

"It's a Saturday night on a holiday weekend. Go drink in the woods!" - My boss on the mass amounts of teenagers on [the Promenade] 🤣

JEAN

The Trump administration is trying to silence opposition through fear. But New Jersey will not be intimidated by authoritarianism.

We’re rallying in support of Mayor Baraka, who was targeted by the administration for refusing to be complicit with its violations of due process.

Mr Rogers is saying "look for the helpers" but you can't hear him over the middle aged woman screaming the n word at a child in the park.

Hey meta, is energy conservation key in thermodynamics?

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

Petition to officially change Millennials to Willennials. #bigwilliestylesallinit

Never let them tell you that you can’t do MSNBC dressed like Jason Todd/Robin from Batman: Three Jokers

Always reblog. Happy Easter!

The hardware store called it “spring Black Friday weekend”

If there’s one thing he’s good it, it’s giving subordinates advice about their nipples.

SHOUT. SPRAY.

AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.

If you made the video we would watch it.

I drove down the “other” main road in town for the first time ever so I kinda get it. also felt like that one part of ocarina of time where you’re in zora river and suddenly you’re back in the woods.

I have a daughter I adore and I love being a mom but but anyone advocating that people should have kids when RFK Jr thinks it’s fine if they die from measles and DOGE is destroying Head Start and a bunch of states are trying to make it so kids can go back to work in factories again? Is insane

Alexa play the unlabeled CD-R that brought me joy in February 2002

If I hear another “taxes is” add from TurboTax I’m gonna hurl my phone into the river

i really highly suggest not falling down the stairs

*puts on my bowlero hat and goes back to bed*

Her Fetus Has No Heartbeat—They Still Won't Give Her An Abortion South Carolina's ban is torturing a 31-year-old mom *right now*

I spoke to a South Carolina woman today who is miscarrying - her fetus has no heartbeat - but the state's ban is preventing doctors from taking action.

She has to walk around with a dead fetus for another week so she can get a FOURTH ultrasound.

This is what bans do.

Give me them lmao

How are you making it?

Some Lauren type band

other people in my company at my same elevated level are replying all, at midnight, to a corporate email sent to our personals is crazy.

And unlike twitter it wasn’t my fault