Veilguardian Shitposter

i couldn't resist matching Bapweaver skins 💘💠
eros lifeweaver + toga baptiste

#art ⟡ #overwatch2 ⟡ #lifeweaver ⟡ #baptiste

My beautiful trouble baby boy

My partner's ( @jmonroe.bsky.social )boy, Jayse! My first time drawing him properly! I really wanted to figure him out, since he's my boy Odd’s boyfriend now ❤️

#dnd #dndcharacters

female character design ruined by horniness vs male character design ruined by not being horny enough

It's my dumb furry son's 8th Birthday. In honor of this, here are my eight favorite pictures of him.

The “this is the bad place scene” from the good place but she’s wearing a squid game player outfit and she’s saying “This is The Squid Game”

living in America right now

"Anything for you, Mommy!" - me whenever a woman in the DragonAge franchise tells me to do anything.

#dragonageinquisition #dragonage

You can't put a hot mean woman in front of me and expect me not to kill God for her. Also why I can't I be lesbians with Cassandra or Vivienne? Why is Bioware so scared of Butch Lesbians?

#dragonageinquisition #dragonage

💔Renato's family is facing a tough time after his recent detention. They need support for legal fees to keep him with them. Please consider donating or sharing to help. Every bit counts. gofund.me/d7e8eb5a

The trusted adult is Cassandra. She makes a disgusted noise before telling him she doesn't care.

#dragonageinquisition #dragonage

Now, Blackwall does get real nervous when you're like "I will fuck that dick right off you right now, beardy boy." But he approves and says he might take you up on the offer, but he is probably telling a trusted adult that you're a sex crazed witch right after you walk away.

#dragonageinquisition

You can immediately tell Blackwall here's my pussy if you want to lick it but you can't tell Bull you'd like to see what that 45 inch cock do. Why am I only allowed to be immediately horny at beard daddy?

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

Wanting not having the
to create energy to create
( •_•) (•_• )
( ง )ง ୧( ୧ )
/︶\ /︶\

Me thinking about that

I thought Cassandra was hover sitting but apparently her ass is just that phat. Cassandra staring at me and thinking disgustedly. Probably because my Inky is still thinking about fondling egg boy's sac.

I know Cassandra. I know. I'm judging me too.

#dragonage ##dragonageinquisition

WHY ARE VARRIC'S TITTIES OUT IF I CAN'T SUCK THEM?

#dragonage ##dragonageinquisition

mood for tonight

Baldur's Gate 3 (950 hours and counting)
Coral Island
Diablo 3 (I'm getting close on 4)

Just casually asking every npc in Inquisition about their wife. No reason, I don't plan on screwing her on your marital bed or anything.

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

Why'd they make Cassandra so mommy and not let her be the domanatrix lesbian she was clearly born to be?

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

I didn't want to understand the Solas girlies but now I made a fem!elf inky and he's basically immediately a puppy boy at you and God damn it, I think I'm going to tongue the egg.

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

Emmrich, please put your skin back on. The term 'boning' is not literal.

#dragonage #davg #dragonageveilguard

No one can resist a ginger in a sun dress.

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Tim Downie replied back "see you there" to me on Tiktok after I posted how excited I was he was coming to DragonCon this year.

Excuse me why did they draw Varric with his tiddies out and make him unfuckable? That's a crime against God. Have bioware burned at the stake.

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

I wasn't properly prepared for how Mommy Cassandra was going to be. Now I'm moist and unstable. What do you mean this isn't a lesbian????

#dragonage #dragonageinquisition

If they didn't want us to be horny while we watched Castlevania why did they make Alucard look like the prettiest princess and give Trevor a whip? #castlevania

Apparently it's illegal to cry into your vhenan's coochie.