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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.

If the Hamburgular targeted Wendy’s they would not know what hit them. It would be fucking crazy

If you watch closely, you'll see they're doing this opposite an actual funeral procession.

@omarsuleiman X.com Truly disgraceful and vile @VanJones68. I'm sorry dead Gaza babies bother you so much. Maybe tell the people paying you to put lipstick on a genocide to stop killing them. @ Mario Nawfal @ (F @MarioN... 1d • • VAN JONES WARNS OF IRAN-QATAR SOCIAL MEDIA CAMPAIGN Jones claims Qatar and Iran running massive disinformation operation on TikTok and Instagram to divide the West using repetitive Gaza casualty content. x.com/

Van Jones @VanJones68 X.com Yeah, I messed up on this one. And I'm sorry. I was trying to raise awareness about foreign adversaries creating chaos online - which is undermining democracy everywhere. But what I said was easily misunderstood, and the way I said it was flat-out insensitive. Babies are dying every day in Gaza. Nobody should dispute that fact or make light of it in any way. To the people living in fear and burying family members every day, of all

Van Jones got shamed so much for joking about dead babies in Gaza with Bill Maher that he tried to personally apologize to imam Dr. Omar Suleiman on Twitter but nobody is accepting the apology because it's not a real apology it's a "I didn't say that but if I did I didn't mean to".

i have been collecting screenshots like these lately

They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.

Ape watching me pick up a sock with my toes: maybe we are not so different. You and I

Google Calls ICE Agents a Vulnerable Group, Removes ICE-Spotting App ‘Red Dot’ The move comes as Apple removed ICEBlock after direct pressure from U.S. Department of Justice officials and signals a broader crackdown on ICE-spotting apps.

"Both Google and Apple recently removed Red Dot, an app people can use to report sightings of ICE officials."

"Google told 404 Media it removed apps because they shared the location of what it describes as a vulnerable group."
#USA #Deportation #EthnicCleansing

The CEO of Bluesky is craven and evil. The only people that build these platforms are infected with the self-reproducing moral rot of capitalism. They have no sense of duty or stewardship. They see their monetary reward as a cleansing justification for their actions.

(Trump holding a Boulder above his head on a glass bridge) should i do it, folks?
*crowd goes wild*
No, no. They'll get very mad. They'll say I'm a bad guy.

But there are lots of democrats on this bridge. I don't know.

Illegal to say what should happen to these pigs

this is the first and only time someone has said this to their refrigerator

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

People really get online for a couple hours a day to essentially watch and react to commercials so I guess there is a chance that Threads works out

we are the children of the Jeb!s you could not defeat

YouTube video by FOX 13 Seattle Mob of students chases person accused of Nazi salute at UW | FOX 13 Seattle

Mob of students chases person accused of Nazi salute at UW | FOX 13 Seattle
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Beef prices hit record high tweet

Explaining climate change and economics to an american: imagine an expensive burger

Just got surgery to remove my knees so I can suck my own toes

For sal. abcd_ ky. Nvr usd

Quit having shrimp with a wimp
Come have some stork with an orc

Chatgpt-o6 just scored a record high on the Pooping and Cumming test

Claude 3.3 just passed the Turing Fart Test

Grok v4 just broke the benchmark on photorealistic Garfield with huge knockers generation

Everyone is asking for "proof". Lol. Follow the money....

Call her the Wiz cuz she fulfilling my dream of getting brain

Yes i accepted a gig at the Riyadh comedy fest. But it's not what you think (they want me to clone an smaller pocket size version of Kevin hart)

They take away our lemon parties. So we will buy their cures

LemonParty was an inside job.

Boys wear it daily. Girls wear it once a year. What is it?

Kermit the frog as a puppet

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

The Matrix's Cypher (Joe Pantoliano) says: "You get used to it... I, I don't even see the ASCII. All I see is dwarf, *floodgate*, plump helmet spawn..." On his screen in the Nebuchadnezzar we see a screenshot of Dwarf Fortress.