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@jerryseinfeldenemy.bsky.social

glass house, white ferrari, live for new year’s eve 🀍

133 Followers  |  6 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2024  |  1.4933

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i am just a tiny

16.02.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just told my husband that they soldered my wounds when i got my tonsils out but it turns out i was trying to say they cauterized them πŸ˜ƒ

26.11.2024 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when i was 11 i tried to rebrand myself by signing off my emails as sylvester the great

25.11.2024 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am….swedish fish enjoyer

22.11.2024 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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