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Elliott

@absolutelyelliott.bsky.social

PNW Local 22222 Union of Stepdads https://www.instagram.com/versusparade/profilecard/?igsh=MTdodjRtOXY1bm9ndw== https://www.instagram.com/counterfeitkubrick?igsh=MWk2NTRmZWRkd2Rzdg== https://www.instagram.com/fathersmilkpdx?igsh=N3p1N25jbHFwdnI5

18 Followers  |  18 Following  |  13 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with deliberately lowballing people on Facebook marketplace.

26.02.2025 22:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Going to the McDonald's drive thru ordering a big marc

15.01.2025 04:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This was all a dollar I love being addicted to caffeine and dying.

07.12.2024 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Instagram comments are wild because people will literally sprint to their phone to comment that a woman or black person's content wasn't funny when nobody really asked.

30.11.2024 23:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sat on the coldest toilet seat of my life and feel like I went into cardiac arrest.

30.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know which union plumber needs to hear this but please stop leaving monstrous Aquafina piss bottles in finished units. Also drink some water that shit looks like apple juice.

30.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kublai Khan TX is coworker music.

27.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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In-N-Out Burger legally can't stop you from challenging others to combat for their table. Double double-double rocks in my stomach.

25.11.2024 22:12 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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25.11.2024 22:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In search of somebody who uses the word "please" politely as opposed to (strictly) assertively.

21.11.2024 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just a couple of guys being dudes yfeel me and the guys yknow guy moment

21.11.2024 00:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me enjoying my ghost pepper chicken sandwich while watching the shift lead talk to his back of house like they're children I love you Popeye's on MLK.

19.11.2024 20:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People from the north east love home fries, the most atrocious breakfast food of all time. They simply cannot stop deriving ecstatic pleasure from eating unseasoned, raw potato cubes every morning

19.11.2024 16:35 — 👍 108    🔁 7    💬 18    📌 2

Mr. Krabs is canonically a member of the IRA.

17.11.2024 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0