Matt Sevits

oh.

A shirt reads “better to be a faggot than a fascist.”

🚬 🚬 🚬

*don’t say the dirty things out loud*

*don’t say the dirty things out loud*

*don’t say the dirty things out loud*

GOD I love watching boomers “reply all” on company-wide emails. It makes me feel so alive.

It’s an iconic album with no skips

a woman with a flower in her hair wearing a purple shirt Alt: a woman with a flower in her hair wearing a purple shirt

Yes, Madonna’s “Ray of Light” is great, but we need more noise for “Confessions on a Dancefloor.”

😂 i put a lot of effort into it

Lisa Rinna is upset

Life is unfair

praying 4 U

I don’t like it

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i know bb

Yeah I’ve read the Bible. If by “Bible” you mean the legendary EP “Do It Again” by Röyksopp and Robyn

(this was her reaction to stealing my spot, btw)

a cat stretches out on a dark grey sofa

~ b i i i i g s t r e t c h ~

Beyoncé holds open an awards show envelope, which has been photoshopped to say “FAGGOT”

Finally watching Las Culturistas’ Culture Awards like god intended

Still thinking about the letterboxd review I saw that said, “it’s nothing to ride home about.”

A plate of oxtails with red beans and rice from Yardy Rum Bar in Eugene, Oregon

Just might have to marry these oxtails I had for dinner.

I love it when the nurse reads off my blood pressure numbers… like baby… I have no idea what any of that means 🥰

I can’t wait to watch later! 🤩

Kathy Bates clutches her face in distress. The caption reads “white tears”

when you ask someone to learn how to pronounce someone else’s name

White people: *can’t pronounce Zohran Mamdani*

Also white people: “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!”

I'm writing a book called "My AI Therapist Is a Mandatory Reporter (and Other Stories from the Bleeding Edge of Humanity)" where the protagonist ends up in a mental health hold because their AI therapist thinks they're a danger to themselves or others.

Kim Kardashian holds a phone and says, “And manifesting is one of my talents.”

Ohhh my girls KATSEYE are now VMA nominees! I’m manifesting a VMAs performance… variety.com/2025/music/n...

It’s so nice to see techno, trance, house, and other kinds of dance music making a return to the mainstream after EDM ruled the 2010s 😌

So Erotic Kiesza, Peaches · Dancing and Crying: Vol. 2 · Song · 2025

all the 🚬 need to make some noise for this banger

best I can do is 69 cents

250K people love Withers' big naturals

I’ll call Demi Lovato to help things go faster