I had to
03.03.2026 01:37 β π 2548 π 705 π¬ 40 π 4@mattsevits.bsky.social
π½ Just another useless piece of space junk. π² Usually floating around Oregon π« Mostly here to clown around π¨π»βπ»β¨ he/him π¦»π» Hearing aid user and π³οΈβπ
I had to
03.03.2026 01:37 β π 2548 π 705 π¬ 40 π 4Stooooop this is too cute
03.03.2026 02:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cole Escola, dressed as Mary Todd Lincoln during a late-night TV appearance, beckons with open arms and says βThank you. Yeah, clap for that. Clap for that.β
went to the gym today even though i didnβt want to
03.03.2026 01:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes, you should!
02.03.2026 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need him to sit on my faceβ¦
02.03.2026 15:36 β π 67 π 12 π¬ 1 π 0I should mention: That pronoun joke is dumb as hell, and not in a good way. Theyβre clearly aiming for a βletβs offend anybody and everybodyβ approach. Weβll see.
02.03.2026 18:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had chocolate cake for breakfast today. I regret nothing.
02.03.2026 18:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
this looks profoundly and deeply stupid. i'm in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ5...
One of the smoking sisters from The Simpsons sits at a dining room table with a cigarette and ash tray, looking off to the side with a sad look
Canβt believe I have a meeting at 8 a.m. sharp on Monday morning
02.03.2026 05:22 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You sure havenβt!! Thatβs fun!
02.03.2026 02:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been enjoying it a lot too!
02.03.2026 02:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need to go back and rewatch! I loved ER so much when it was airing π₯Ή
02.03.2026 02:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0A dark blue enamel cast iron is filled with cottage pie, but itβs hidden beneath a layer of golden brown masked potatoes flecked with parsley
A bowl of cottage pie and green beans shows beef, carrots, leeks, peas and corn, as well as Parmesan-crusted mashed potatoes. The pot of cottage pie sits in the background.
Made cottage pie tonight, and let me tell you⦠I kinda cooked (and then promptly ate)
02.03.2026 02:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Pitt deserves everything (and itβs getting everything)! π₯
02.03.2026 02:15 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Whoβs been styling Teyana all awards season? Because damnnn π₯πππ
01.03.2026 23:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Way to go!! πππ
01.03.2026 23:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Worth mentioning: Most modern lumber mills canβt even process large-diameter logs that come from βold growthβ forests; the machinery is designed to process trees like Doug fir that grow 30, 40, 50 years on tree farms. Not 100-year old (or older) trees from the natural forest.
01.03.2026 19:02 β π 43 π 9 π¬ 3 π 0Just listened to this yesterday! π
01.03.2026 18:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My girl Delta has a new song *and* sheβs taking it to Eurovision?? OKAY π€© youtu.be/KsFY11nOQDo?...
01.03.2026 18:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting! I was told to always do it growing up so that my mirrors wouldnβt accidentally get ripped off π
28.02.2026 21:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A Barbie doll sits a table with a cup of coffee and holding a cigarette while looking disheveled and distressed
Honestly!
28.02.2026 18:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Did everyone just collectively decide to stop folding in their mirrors when parking on the street orβ¦
28.02.2026 18:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Amazing Grace:
28.02.2026 16:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A βCasino Yahtzeeβ game board, which shows rows and columns of colored numbers, some of which are covered by black and white tiles
A grey and white cat with bright yellow eyes lies on a flower rug and looks up at the camera
A hand of βFive Crownsβ cards showing green clubs, red hearts, black spades, andβ¦ yellow stars??
Had a wild and crazy Friday night. Played an obscure Yahtzee variant, met some cute cats, and learned a new card game π
28.02.2026 08:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sitting in my car and smiling at the camera while wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses and wearing a brown corduroy jacket with Sherpa lining
T-G-I-fucking-F
28.02.2026 00:52 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think that new BLACKPINK song is gonna need some time to grow on meβ¦
27.02.2026 06:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Queer skate night at the farmerβs market pavilion as such a blast! Time to get some skates of my own so I can practice πππΌ
27.02.2026 05:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0