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Glizzy McGuire

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πŸ‘½ Just another useless piece of space junk. 🌲 Usually floating around Oregon πŸ’« Mostly here to clown around πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»βœ¨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Bless the costume department for putting Josh Hartnett in tight t-shirts for β€œFight or Flight”

12.12.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems kinda home of phobic that they didn’t announce a new Britney’s Dance Beat at this year’s Game Awards

12.12.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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12.12.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly!!

12.12.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple jacket is sitting on a bed Alt: Kim G from RHONJ leans back and smiles with evil glee

love this for you

12.12.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jamie Lee Curtis used a β€œphone” that is connected to her phone inside her purse

Jamie Lee Curtis used a β€œphone” that is connected to her phone inside her purse

wow i’m calling the police

12.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same!!

12.12.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will I lose my dignity?
Will someone care??

12.12.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was lookin’ real good at The Game Awards πŸ‘€

12.12.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noah Centineo raw me challenge

12.12.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Three trivia questions with the answers crossed out

Three trivia questions with the answers crossed out

Three trivia questions with the answers crossed out

Three trivia questions with the answers crossed out

(I will say… the questions were way easier than normal today)

11.12.2025 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got every question right on LearnedLeague??

No one can tell me nuthin’ today πŸ’…

11.12.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss an earlier age

11.12.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by DC Supergirl | Official Teaser Trailer

I’ll remain cautiously optimistic!

youtu.be/YqdAEdkHrwo?...

11.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately, yes! πŸ˜…

11.12.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Katya points and says β€œShe’s the Erin Brockovich of the group.”

Katya points and says β€œShe’s the Erin Brockovich of the group.”

11.12.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon pony with pink hair is in bed under a blanket looking sleepy. The meme text says β€œpretty girls are always sleepy”.

A cartoon pony with pink hair is in bed under a blanket looking sleepy. The meme text says β€œpretty girls are always sleepy”.

gm it’s almost the weekend

11.12.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Noooo πŸ™ˆ

11.12.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love it if we had Slack 😩

11.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‹πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

11.12.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
One of the Olsen twins smirks at the camera while holding a cigarette near her mouth

One of the Olsen twins smirks at the camera while holding a cigarette near her mouth

Five minutes is all I need πŸ’¦

11.12.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a bat with the words can 't talk logging into microsoft teams on the bottom Alt: Animated gif of the Linux penguin break dancing, with the text β€œcan’t talk; logging into Microsoft Teams”

Just found out we’re going to switch from Webex to Teams at work. Maybe god is real after all. Teams might suck, but it’s leagues better than Webex.

11.12.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL so far I’m the only person who’s bought tickets to Xtina’s Christmas concert at my local theater πŸ˜…

09.12.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right??

09.12.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's insane that Avatar: Fire and Ash is nominated for a Golden Globe for box office achievement when it hasn't even come out yet. That is bonkers. Awards for *projected* box office sales?? You have to be kidding me.

09.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Five white people stand in front of a curtained window. I’m second from the left; the three other dudes are my brothers, and my mom is in front.

Five white people stand in front of a curtained window. I’m second from the left; the three other dudes are my brothers, and my mom is in front.

Back from a long weekend at the coast to celebrate our mom’s 70th πŸ₯°

09.12.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered how my dad used to refer to ATMs as the β€œtitless teller”

08.12.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

spongebob big guy pants okay

06.12.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get that! Especially with SLC just going HAM from the outset this season πŸ˜… But I like it when the ladies are at peace and not fighting sometimes haha

06.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This RHOBH premiere is kinda great? It feels newly energized

06.12.2025 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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