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That is 100% why I didn’t go today 🤣 But I neeeeed to know what all the hype is about (and support my girl Teyana)

I almost went to see this today! Maybe I’ll have to go tomorrow… 🤔

I accidentally bought full-size paper towels instead of choose-a-size paper towels, and I’m being very brave about it.

A cat with cunty blue acrylic nails holds her paw up to her face like she’s laughing behind it

Just remembered that I have a reservation at Din Tai Fung on Monday and got all excited

It’ll be our secret 🤫

Dirty Laundry

Reminder that Kelly Rowland’s “Dirty Laundry” is criminally underrated open.spotify.com/track/5ChwSS...

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

It blows me away that men can literally aim their pee wherever they want… and they still manage to miss the toilet on a regular basis 🤦🏻‍♂️

Skeletor holds olives up to his eyes and says “I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

Ohhhhhh #dragula is back 👀

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

Truly!! People need to make more commotion for it

wearing these 4 records out currently. whatcha y’all listening to?

💯💯💯

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Not even 10 minutes into the #RHOP premiere and Stacey is giving f u l l “and still I rise” Stacey and it’s absolutely incredible to watch.

Oh hell no. I’m not paperclipping shit!

It’s wild! I also drove to the post office, even though it was after hours… and there was no mailbox there either?? My flabbers were absolutely gasted.

It was way too difficult to find a goddamned mailbox in this town today. For some reason my apartment just doesn’t have an outgoing box?? And the mail person doesn’t take anything I leave in my box…? So off I went to find a big blue box. The first two I found were sealed shut 😑

imo enough people have gone to the top of Mount Everest. we do not need any more people to summit Everest. we know what's up there now. you can all stop doing this shit

You thought those Etsy witches were effective? Here comes Portland chaos magick

A screenshot from the fan-made ROM hack “Pokemon Unbound” shows my female character entering battle with the game’s first gym leader, a hippie with long hair and sunglasses who’s flashing a ‘peace’ sign

LOL look at this hippie gym leader in #PokemonUnbound 😅 I’m thoroughly enjoying this game so far, though! Who else has played?

That royal kingdom ad with Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox feels like they’re being held hostage

Oh hey my hometown beer! 😆

Screenshot of Smoochum’s Pokemon summary screen from Pokemon: Unound

You’re telling me this bish evolves into Jynx?? 😅 OK we stan.

The tartar sauce is so much better over there too 🤤🤤🤤

I wish people would stop trying to get me to give a shit about Sean Penn. He’s an abusive POS who tied up Madonna, so like… no thank you!

Oh thank god 🙏🏼 We exist!!

I hadn’t looked at it yet, so thank you

OMG that shirt is so great!