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Glizzy McGuire

@mattsevits.bsky.social

πŸ‘½ Just another useless piece of space junk. 🌲 Usually floating around Oregon πŸ’« Mostly here to clown around πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ’»βœ¨ he/him 🦻🏻 Hearing aid user and πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I had to

03.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2548    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 4

Stooooop this is too cute

03.03.2026 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cole Escola, dressed as Mary Todd Lincoln during a late-night TV appearance, beckons with open arms and says β€œThank you. Yeah, clap for that. Clap for that.”

Cole Escola, dressed as Mary Todd Lincoln during a late-night TV appearance, beckons with open arms and says β€œThank you. Yeah, clap for that. Clap for that.”

went to the gym today even though i didn’t want to

03.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you should!

02.03.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
02.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Need him to sit on my face…

02.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should mention: That pronoun joke is dumb as hell, and not in a good way. They’re clearly aiming for a β€œlet’s offend anybody and everybody” approach. We’ll see.

02.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had chocolate cake for breakfast today. I regret nothing.

02.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Scary Movie | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) - Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures Scary Movie | Official Trailer (2026 Movie) - Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Anna Faris, Regina Hall

this looks profoundly and deeply stupid. i'm in.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fZ5...

02.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
One of the smoking sisters from The Simpsons sits at a dining room table with a cigarette and ash tray, looking off to the side with a sad look

One of the smoking sisters from The Simpsons sits at a dining room table with a cigarette and ash tray, looking off to the side with a sad look

Can’t believe I have a meeting at 8 a.m. sharp on Monday morning

02.03.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sure haven’t!! That’s fun!

02.03.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been enjoying it a lot too!

02.03.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need to go back and rewatch! I loved ER so much when it was airing πŸ₯Ή

02.03.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black shirt is drinking from a glass . Alt: A white dude in a black shirt is chugging water, but most of it is splashing all over the place

I need Noah Wyle to stop being such a dreamboat

02.03.2026 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A dark blue enamel cast iron is filled with cottage pie, but it’s hidden beneath a layer of golden brown masked potatoes flecked with parsley

A dark blue enamel cast iron is filled with cottage pie, but it’s hidden beneath a layer of golden brown masked potatoes flecked with parsley

A bowl of cottage pie and green beans shows beef, carrots, leeks, peas and corn, as well as Parmesan-crusted mashed potatoes. The pot of cottage pie sits in the background.

A bowl of cottage pie and green beans shows beef, carrots, leeks, peas and corn, as well as Parmesan-crusted mashed potatoes. The pot of cottage pie sits in the background.

Made cottage pie tonight, and let me tell you… I kinda cooked (and then promptly ate)

02.03.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Pitt deserves everything (and it’s getting everything)! πŸ”₯

02.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who’s been styling Teyana all awards season? Because damnnn πŸ”₯πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

01.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Way to go!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

01.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Worth mentioning: Most modern lumber mills can’t even process large-diameter logs that come from β€œold growth” forests; the machinery is designed to process trees like Doug fir that grow 30, 40, 50 years on tree farms. Not 100-year old (or older) trees from the natural forest.

01.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just listened to this yesterday! πŸ™Œ

01.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Delta Goodrem - Eclipse (Official Video)
YouTube video by DeltaGoodremVEVO Delta Goodrem - Eclipse (Official Video)

My girl Delta has a new song *and* she’s taking it to Eurovision?? OKAY 🀩 youtu.be/KsFY11nOQDo?...

01.03.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting! I was told to always do it growing up so that my mirrors wouldn’t accidentally get ripped off πŸ˜…

28.02.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Barbie doll sits a table with a cup of coffee and holding a cigarette while looking disheveled and distressed

A Barbie doll sits a table with a cup of coffee and holding a cigarette while looking disheveled and distressed

Honestly!

28.02.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did everyone just collectively decide to stop folding in their mirrors when parking on the street or…

28.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing Grace:

28.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A β€œCasino Yahtzee” game board, which shows rows and columns of colored numbers, some of which are covered by black and white tiles

A β€œCasino Yahtzee” game board, which shows rows and columns of colored numbers, some of which are covered by black and white tiles

A grey and white cat with bright yellow eyes lies on a flower rug and looks up at the camera

A grey and white cat with bright yellow eyes lies on a flower rug and looks up at the camera

A hand of β€œFive Crowns” cards showing green clubs, red hearts, black spades, and… yellow stars??

A hand of β€œFive Crowns” cards showing green clubs, red hearts, black spades, and… yellow stars??

Had a wild and crazy Friday night. Played an obscure Yahtzee variant, met some cute cats, and learned a new card game 😊

28.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I’m sitting in my car and smiling at the camera while wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses and wearing a brown corduroy jacket with Sherpa lining

I’m sitting in my car and smiling at the camera while wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses and wearing a brown corduroy jacket with Sherpa lining

T-G-I-fucking-F

28.02.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think that new BLACKPINK song is gonna need some time to grow on me…

27.02.2026 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Queer skate night at the farmer’s market pavilion as such a blast! Time to get some skates of my own so I can practice πŸ˜ŠπŸŒˆπŸ›Ό

27.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0