Augurius Pontius

Frank Castle! How many years!

Meta Knight or Hollow Knight!

Person in a party hat giving a presentation and it says The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

;)

The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

When is your self-help book coming out? Totally uplifting prose. I'm amazed

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

a cute wee black goat with sparkly stars all over the photo

its always whats up? and never wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

I’ve said it before but reading all the medieval history books I’ve been reading lately has been so comforting. Makes you realize that there have always been mad and incompetent kings and they almost always die in ignominy and everyone piles shit on them for centuries after they’re gone.

A little girl just rediscovered verificationism independiently. Take that, philosophers of science!

behold my filmmaking skills

FRIEND: It's called cauliflower. It's not ghost broccoli.

ME: [taking a long drag on my cigarette] Listen kid, I know what I saw.

water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted

Sounds like me in the future, when I will hypothetically have enough money to actually pull this out. Like a bunny in a hat!

My pinned post. I'm still researching. I swear!

I'm still at the final stages of research, I swear! I'm going to write that book after everything makes sense.

A local video store owner informed me that kids in their 20s are buying up all his VHS horror movies because they think it's "scarier due to the graininess of the video" and that was the most heart-warming thing I've heard in a long time.

Public bookcase - Wikipedia

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Flowers
Gouache

It remembers me when I used to play FarmVille on Facebook in 2010. How time passes.

“If people cannot write well, they cannot think well, and if they cannot think well, others will do their thinking for them.”
— George Orwell

I took a look at your website and I want to say that your dedication doesn't go unnoticed once actually consuming your work. I thought you posted updates like twice a week, but I see you are posting many and daily about different books and authors. This is a full time job and the commitment shows.

A black butterfly with yellow speckles on its torso and blue and yellow and orange on its wings stands on some purple coneflower

Every time I see a new species at the Fishtown pollinator plot, that’s a huge hell yeah.

WISE MAN: being dumb is good

ME: i know

WISE MAN: being goofy is cool. Having no swag will actually get you further in life

ME: I know all this

You all ready for this shit?

Being an indie author is wild because I’m both the unpaid intern and the stressed out CEO… of a company that sells feelings.

i am perceived 😭😂

every college degree has only two pathways for careers

for example, if you get a degree in psychology, you can

1) help poor and underprivileged people: $30,000/year

2) research new ways to make people gamble even more: $700,000/year

I want to be beautiful but not soft.
I want to be nurturing but not self-sacrificial.

I want to be strong but not violent.
I want to be resolute but not cold.

I will protect my own.

Mine is the rising energy of the sap, antlers fresh from velvet, daylight emerging from starlight.