at first i thought it was weird that 18 year olds and 28 year olds both think iโm their age but then i realized iโm exactly halfway between 18 and 28 so honestly i get it
09.09.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@hon1gbiene.bsky.social
แฏค ๐ฏ mein kopf ist jwd โงโห โข he/him/er/ihm
at first i thought it was weird that 18 year olds and 28 year olds both think iโm their age but then i realized iโm exactly halfway between 18 and 28 so honestly i get it
09.09.2025 14:20 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0HELP ME ๐ญ
30.08.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0she told me she knows a bunch of people who fuck their siblings and i was likeโฆ oh! ๐ญ so can we get back to class orโฆ
30.08.2025 22:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my teacher told me that incest is only wrong because people look down upon it and that americans arenโt as โprogressiveโ about incest as germans are. goodbye
30.08.2025 15:20 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0every time i goon i get a high heart rate alert (i fear no digital footprint)
22.08.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0*bong noise*
18.06.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my BAC is higher than my IQ
15.06.2025 23:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0someone is using my childhood photos as their wasian faceclaim ๐ญ iโve been unassigned white, assigned wasian
20.05.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my moms transphobic husband is off to get his testosterone shot
does he even realize the irony
my biopsy site looks like shit xo
13.05.2025 14:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0JUNGE WARUM HAST DU NICHTS GELERNT
10.05.2025 22:10 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0had a panic attack and walked out of my echocardiogram the second i was simply handed the gown earlier today
08.05.2025 18:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0body reveal
06.05.2025 14:55 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0TIMEZONES ๐ฉ !!
03.05.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0iโm on here shitposting in german to 1 person wow
03.05.2025 00:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0english speakers canโt crush my spirit i will continue posting in german
02.05.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oh my god do any german speaking people even follow me or am i just talking into the void this whole time
02.05.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0ich will kein englisch mehr sprechen ๐
02.05.2025 18:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0jetzt bin ich ein pirat
02.05.2025 15:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0ich bin schรถn ich bin reich ich bin schรถn ich bin superreich ich bin groร ich bin stark und groร und reich ich bin dracula ich bin grรผn und rot ich bin prรคsident ich bin gott
02.05.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0one of my friends sent me a dutch meme thinking it was german. humbled his ass
01.05.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0coughing up both lungs today wyd
28.04.2025 14:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hey god itโs me again why the cough syrup not working
28.04.2025 00:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0will this get taken down for bullying
27.04.2025 14:53 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i donโt claim this energy ๐ ๐ญ
27.04.2025 10:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0out of the psych ward again thank fucking beelzebub
23.04.2025 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0good morning beautiful lesbians
23.04.2025 16:13 โ ๐ 59 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1im probably getting involuntarily committed again can yall please say something encouraging and kind im scared. worst case scenario 30 days
17.04.2025 05:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0having a first, middle, AND last name that americans cannot pronounce is humbling when you live in america. my first name is only four letters and two syllables and yet itโs still mispronounced every time. jesus take the wheel
13.04.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0