Mico (h0m0_er3ctus)

I gotta try that arched back position wooff 😈

The puppers over @tailwags.dog have been my responsabilabuddies this #Locktober and I’m so grateful for the hot silly nerdy kinksters who have welcomed and inspired me to be the best pup i can be

Last night’s final morph #Locktober

TFW getting casually lumped into the category “old people” by a 24 year old 🙄

Sunburst undies in the sun in honor of the first Sunday of #Locktober

Person in jeans and track jacket walking a dog in nature with cage and balls out

Morning walkies are the most important walkies of the day #Locktober

A butt presented to the camera showing hole with a caged cock and balls pulled back to touch it

#locktober day 2… will you carve my pumpkin? 🎃

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Starting of my #Locktober with a healthy breakfast

Not sure which is giving me life more - your rose or your shower curtain 😛

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The joys of coming back to a toy after some time away and discovering you are MUCH better friends now - featuring Bloomer by @friendlytoys.ca

ps now I HAVE to find a better way to get leverage on Wonder bc DAMN 🥵

i need MORE inside me

Sound on 🔊

#ff #fisting #dildos #bigtoys #gay #chastity

I’m liking where your head is at… 😉

You think they’re targeting the man in the saddle and not just lookieloo talkative bystanders?

Meanwhile I’ve just given myself the image of a fairy employee patrolling the space and waving a magic wand like Glinda in Wicked, handing out the sentence of “Ball gag!” to all who *deserve* it

Ball gag?

Fascinating read!

Iconic - nerdy self fisting pride ftw

It’s on my playroom wall!

A sign reading “Soil Bin For Filling Holes”

Tag yourselves.

4-panel comic. (1) [Roomba next to two people] PERSON 1 to Person 2 with white hat: The Roomba keeps my floor clean. But what do I do when the *Roomba* gets dirty? (2) PERSON 1: Simple: I got a second Roomba and a ramp, so they can clean each other. [a second Roomba takes ramp to be on top of first Roomba] (3) PERSON 1: After the tops are clean, I flip one of them over so they can clean each others’ undersides. [flips Roomba upside down] (4) [stacked Roombas vibrating] PERSON 2: There’s nothing NSFW about this, and yet it’s the most NSFW thing I’ve ever seen. PERSON 1: Yeah, my YouTube DIY video about it got demonetized.

Dual Roomba

xkcd.com/3133/

Made this vid of my nightly routine when I got home that night at the request of a brand new fistee (not by me) i met last Friday on his first visit to the DC Eagle where during his first ever darkroom play session he fisted the several loads I had in my butt deeper using his big paws. 👅🐶😇😈 #ff

Thank you!!! 🥰🥰🥰

here Ive (barely) made peace with there being too much to see but there everything feels like a conversation I *should* have been paying attention to but lost the thread of and now I’m too far gone to come back

I really should not find trying to keep up with telegram groups as stressful as I do but alas

Thank you!!!😊

Tonight marks lucky number seven years sober from meth. Another banger year that has shown me again and again that when I eat right, sleep and exercise regularly, and lock up, my sex drive is vigorous and caffeine sufficient to keep me up past normal bedtime in an increasingly richer and fuller life

TFW people ask if you are ok and you want to respond “No, I’m feeling really anxious” but all you can barely utter is “yeah”

Cc @powerversff.bsky.social @nfkhole.bsky.social @fistfuck.dad @mdawg.bsky.social @tommyrosexxx.bsky.social

After this I had H fuck his load deep into me using the wonder sans dildo harness in the sling. I need to find better ways of getting leverage (suction cup in the tub, maybe?) but overall my conclusion is that More Research is Necessary, for the good of humanity and all pupkind alike