Aprylle

My personal trainer is stuck in Mexico. He said the cartel is at war with the police, the airports are closed and they're on lock down. He was supposed to leave today but now they can't get out before Wednesday. It wild.

Same! This was my mortar board when I finished grad school.

That's quite the bulky jacket, pastor.

When you wanna celebrate Vday but also honor BHM.

My coworker said it was canceled. Did it happen?

Loved it

This girl saw a dude on ⏰️ & he was in prison & bc he was "silly & funny" she dm'd him. So she visits him & they go at it in the bathroom & she ends up pregnant with twins! THEN she finds out he's got 15 years!! And sis has the nerve to set up a gofundme bc the gender reveal she wants costs 12k!!!!!

With the bed bugs? No.

Injecting? ACID?!

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I was on 🐦 yesterday and someone had the nerve to question Tami Roman's impact on the culture. Talking about she's no New York or Nene. 🙄

Craig asking Michelle why she was wearing her belt so high is such a big brother thing to do. And I was ctfu bc I was wondering the same thing when she had on those white pants and sequined top! Had me lmao! #becoming

Ain't nothing sticking.

Oh dear

Melinda?

I finally see some ❄️ flurries out the window.

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I love the way Candiace is playing this game. #Traitors

Atlanta

"More money, more problems" is something people with money tell people without to make them feel better about being broke. I've doubled my income in the past year and all its done is alleviate my problems. I have such a load off of me, me debt is almost paid down. I can breathe. Don't believe them.

Smh. Do they understand what happens when they put their pics in those apps?

So he has a bruise.

Ok, it wasn't so bad.

I'm 17 mints into One Battle After Another. WTFITBS?

Just played the wordle to calm down and all it did was piss me off more. #wordle1661

Wordle 1,661 X/6

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Ok!

Irrelevant. This isn't new. Okonkwo lost everything he had for doing this.

Things Fall Apart

My fave.

Seems odd, but typically we're introduced to those foods before we're introduced to cheese alone, so it's actually understandable.

Woah-oh,what a feeling....

🤣🤣🤣you so grimy