📸Serenity In Color🌈

you guys it’s not a joke! trump is going to see that video of that guy getting hit in the chest with a foot long sandwich and deploy another 50,000 agents and then what if someone throws a sandwich at them??? you’re not considering exponential sandwich agent growth!

i agree with everything i’ve seen from kat and i think she’s a great candidate but this is the first time i’ve caught myself saying out loud “now that’s a politician i want to vote for”

this kind of thing in particular drives me insane. like do you know how many jobs i’ve worked that’ll schedule me 39 and a half hours so they don’t have to give me health insurance

Tim Robinson from I Think You Should Leave with his head down on a table and a caption that says “I’m just, like, the tiredest I’ve ever been in my life.”

i got overconfident trying to heal piercings on both sides at once and now i’m learning as a side sleeper there’s no other position i can sleep in for more than like 20 or 30 minutes at a time

it was kind of a nothing burger. that said i did like the cast in all their roles and the dynamic between them so i’m hopeful i’ll see them in a better movie in the future

Vogue if you need an impossibly tall woman of freakish proportions you could’ve just called me

it was really good and kind of the ultimate culmination of the series.

i could’ve watched 5 more seasons of it easily

my one of my first comics if not my first was a civil war trade of one shots and wrap ups and i spent like a year collecting trades believing the events of civil war made him change his costume and be awful only to find out that’s usagent and cap died in an issue they never included in the trades

it was really funny to see the weapons trailer before the new fantastic four. like multiple kids in my audience started freaking out and of course they did because why would you do that lmao

when the 5th benadryl hits and the hatman comes to collect your soul

i’m glad marvel isn’t shying away from politics anymore but i do think the lingering shot of the world trade center being built after galactus says “american war pigs, your sins will not go unpunished” was a bit much but idk maybe they’re just setting up a sequel?

i got a mean girls burn book that i’ve been using as an hrt kit for a while and i’ve been meaning to replace but it seems like that’s not going to happen anytime soon unless i get really into a new blockbuster everyone hates

i hate that the popcorn buckets became like funko pop scalper core because for a while there you could go see a movie a week or two into its run and if you liked it enough you could leave with a fun new place to store your drugs

me when i instalock iron fist turn my music up and turn off voice chat

they’ll play this year at the end and maybe even up the wolves for the encore but we have to get there first

spent gladiator 1 if you got it in you but if not at least spent gladiator 2 our way through it

i’m being told they also have a dexter reboot but i’ve never seen dexter so i don’t know if that counts as woke or not

as far as popular active ip they have isn’t it just that, yellowjackets, drag race, a handful of reality tv shows, and sonic the hedgehog?

the majority of their base is brunch liberals and gay people but go ahead and try to market your streaming service on blue bloods and old comedy central shows

which i guess is also when the fantastic four first appeared so full circle and also that makes sense

i typed up a joke about critics calling the addams family movie a feature length munsters only to google release dates and find out those shows came out like within a week of each other?? like america was just clamoring for gothic nuclear families in the 60s??

i just saw a trailer for the new fantastic four movie and they called it “a live action incredibles” which hurts my soul a little. like the fantastic four came first and very clearly was an inspiration for the incredibles

maybe it’s just the sleep deprivation but i’ve been laughing so hard i’m crying at this 😭 why does it stop midair and redirect

>commiting charity fraud to the tune of half a mil

i’ve been mostly satisfied with my results on cypionate would the difference on enanthate be worth the potential switch?

god forbid a beautiful woman eats a plum every now and then

chat they’re cooking me at work they’re saying i eat too many whimsical foods

me when i’m definitely not lying

not to go all conspiracy theorist but this is basically what the right did with the conversation around grooming so it wouldn’t surprise me if that was an intentional outcome on their part