michael 🙅🏻‍♂️ goldsmith

this is my spite song
knew i was right song

a chip off the old otle

caving to my baser instincts (tasting cicada exoskeleton)

cross posting bc fuck it

there’s no rule that says you can’t eat a big bowl of seasoned breadcrumbs like they’re italian granola

there’s a curious george book about this

lol literally doing this now a dream

happy father’s day a vote for zohran is a vote for families!!

[making small talk] so what’s your favorite genre of chip

man i sure bet it would piss off donald trump if someone donated five millions dollars to zohran right now all but ensuring he’s the next mayor of nyc man i sure bet that would get him hopping mad

salò pg-13 cut gonna rip

every space is a flex space when i’m occupying it 💪🏻

i swear to god this sounds made up but it’s not blame mo willems for teaching my children how to appropriate the language of oppression via elephant and piggie

scolding my toddler for dumping out every toy he owns before 7am this morning and he hit my ass with “making a mess is kid culture”

the feet of the cars that is

the wheels are the feet

if i send this to you it means i’m a toddler with a sense of humor

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natural born puddle sipper

seems like a mistake that scone isn’t an abbreviation for snow cone

let old acquaintance be forgot summer

pitchfork 1906 awarding “you’re a grand old flag” best new music

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footlocker is a good name for a shoe store because at the end of the day what is a sneaker if not a locker for your foot

if you ain’t scrubbing with a hard bristled brush like cillian murphy in small things like these you aren’t washing

people who wash their hands with warm water are too coddled

baby camera roll

tell me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept without telling me your toddler woke up before you woke up and was playing with your phone while you slept

people who press the door close button on elevators need to relax

[weird al frog-ovic] livin la vida croak-a … when a problem comes along, you must ribbit