Amy Who?🦉

Who decided how to caption the photo? Who cares if she’s picking rat shit out of her extensions… just say that.

Exactly. This is akin to ripping the rudders off of a plane in midflight because they are faulty.

Land the fucking plane first. 🤡

I don’t think that genie can be put back in the bottle.

действительно странно. 🧐

Sadly I’m in Texas. We have “low-thc hemp” here because our stupid state government has their heads up their asses.

There is no coming back from this. At least not quickly. Trump has devas… no, ROYALLY FUCKED us.

Someone please stand outside the whitehouse with a TV and play March of the Penguins 🙏

Too much weed
Makes me anxious. 😩

I always wanted to write for the Onion, but never persued it. Now I’m living it.

May the fleas of a thousand dogs infest his minge.

“Concepts of redactions”

It took Hitler and the Nazis 53 days after he was sworn in as chancellor to get the Enabling Act passed, which made him a dictator for all practical purposes.

We all KNOW why. 😒

Please do Tarrant County too 🙂

Americans, take notes.

FURRIES Act filed by Texas lawmakers targets non-human student behavior in schools The bill aims to ban students from non-human behavior with exceptions for days designated for costumes like Halloween.

I hate #texas sometimes.

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I had birthday cake for breakfast! 💪💪💪

The thing looks like a dumpster did it with a lithium battery and the Michelin man

Or shut the door too hard.

“It was sabotage”

“Big Adhesive hates freedom”

Or my favorite - the cyber truck just figured out who its daddy is and has fallen into a deep depression.

The irony

Back in the day, if I got a junk call, I would pretend to be interested in whatever, ask them to hold while I got my credit card, SSN, whatever… and gently set the phone down and forget about it. They usually figured it out after a few minutes. One lasted an hour! 😂😂🤑💰💰💰

And as usual, the rich will stay rich. The rest of us lost our fucking shirts.

The DJIA went down harder than Trump did on that microphone.

Musk is over there actively accusing Ukraine.

Well, #ripnetflix

I think Microsoft patented that back in the 80s

Yeah. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Been on Mac for work and Linux for home for years now. My win11 laptop gets opened about every 6 months when I feel like playing the Sims 😆

Ah crap. And I’m still awake.