commodity queen

i love a gay bar until it’s actually time to pee

I heard someone say Emerald Fennell should make music videos and I have to agree

hey im sorry but every time i see an emerald fennell film her creative choices remind me that her dad designed trophies for a living

If everyone really loves puerto rico they will let bitcoin crash so all the crypto bros there evading taxes leave forever🩷

a senior advisor to the president has said he wants to use ICE to intimidate voters at the polls. and democrats still won't defind ICE. it must be assumed they want to lose.

MAYOR MAMDANI, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, YOU MUST CONDEMN THE UPPER EAST SIDE AMC THEATRE

Any lgbtq+ organization that does not turn the rest of the entire year into avenging Renee Nicole Good's death and honoring her life through work that dismantles the horrors of this regime is not worth their salt or another single cent from their benefactors.

if someone desires so badly for every movie scene to be improvised, and every actor to be "not even acting here," i suggest they try living a life of their own

when i wake up, the first thing i want to do is monetize and increase my inventory💕

culture is bottom-up and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise

God have mercy on us for exploiting the riches of the Americas and killing innocent people, for the US's greedy greedy paws.

I sincerely hope that all of us have the courage to keep our morals steady while power attempts to manipulate what we see.

it is criminal that the holdovers is not on every single streaming service. it should be running on the side of every city hall this week.

they got a na'vi that looks like bella hadid y'all

smoking that sh*t that made marty supreme

brb i'm sending the president three ghosts because i sent him the spirit of roy cohn and he didn't do shit

we truly are back to pre-reformation times because there are so many christians who are functionally illiterate

girl version of "he got that dog in him" is "she got that bob in her"

you think all humans are the same and then you watch free solo and you're like, ok i think alex honnold could get one of my legs and use it much better than me

fellow peasants!!! i have a code for listeners of my daily town crying!!! 30 percent off of bread at the marketplace this week, use code DAILYBREAD at the peddling counter.

i was there 3000 years ago, i remember when they promised minnesota to the somalis. we passed around caribou coffee when the manifesto was signed, it was beautiful.

omg we're gonna get ozempic for cats before GTA 6*

*universal healthcare

the concept of me wanting to be pregnant but only when i get wine drunk

*insert cynthia erivo tapping on her beautiful head*

why is every kids movie just zootopia now

it cannot be enjoyable to be beta blocked out of your gourd all the time

i hate that politics is just draftkings now, like this week we have parlays on israel and argentina

if i had no feminist goals i bet i would make the fuck out of some buffalo chicken dip on sundays and offer more blowjobs

my new year's resolution is going to be "get attention"

christmas wish list:
- complete overhaul of my winter skin care system
- psychic visit
- at least one (1) state pass universal healthcare by end of 2026
- house plant
- $50,000

asking someone "are you a glinda or are you an elphaba?" is just asking "are you a girlie girl🌸🎀👛🦩🐷🩰? or are you an enemy of the state?⚠️☣️🧨🗡️⚰️💣🩸☠️"

today is one of those days when you're like, i actually don't wanna know if my parents are informed about the biggest news