Queen Latifah’s Silk Press's Avatar

Queen Latifah’s Silk Press

@mayamontrell.bsky.social

Jack of all trades, master of some Former features contributor @TheOnion DFW raised|Chicago made

282 Followers  |  333 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2024  |  1.8675

Latest posts by mayamontrell.bsky.social on Bluesky

oh

18.07.2025 00:00 — 👍 8856    🔁 2106    💬 70    📌 17

On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?

18.07.2025 00:50 — 👍 6841    🔁 843    💬 251    📌 106

Think about the messiest person you know - it’s the lead singer of Coldplay, ain’t it?

18.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image Post image Post image Post image

happy birthday to the great Mavis Staples. born on this day, July 10 1939, in Chicago, Illinois

10.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 64    🔁 20    💬 2    📌 4

No one told me about the nazis 😤

10.07.2025 05:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Target: could I speak to the manager of the negroes?

07.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 1382    🔁 249    💬 54    📌 13

(Ngl though that one sheepskin rug would fit really well in our living room)

07.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To the person who brought Restoration Hardware into my life knowing I started college in a recession:

How dare you.

Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?

07.07.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m in love 🥰

*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*

07.07.2025 15:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When Love Island ends, how will we go on?

07.07.2025 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image of Tyra Banks in an off-the-shoulder black dress on America’s Next Top Model holding a stack of images covered by a white paper right before the elimination segment.

Image of Tyra Banks in an off-the-shoulder black dress on America’s Next Top Model holding a stack of images covered by a white paper right before the elimination segment.

Tonight’s dinner is roasted chicken. Here before you are two side dishes. Only one can be chosen.

06.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

still kind of enjoying The Bear but I think we as a people deserve a prestige TV show about a Waffle House instead of this fine dining bullshit

30.06.2025 23:31 — 👍 2529    🔁 172    💬 147    📌 69

These students dress so random. Seen a girl with a sequin cocktail dress on with some Nike slides.

10.06.2025 16:26 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 2
Deontay Wilder gif of him saying “till this day”

Deontay Wilder gif of him saying “till this day”

Wild how Breaking Bad came out almost 20 years ago & it’s still better than most shows out today!

10.06.2025 18:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image of notable director Martin Scorsese with the quote “this is cinema” imposed on his right side (appears left on screen)

Image of notable director Martin Scorsese with the quote “this is cinema” imposed on his right side (appears left on screen)

Still thinking about Sinners. What a movie.

22.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah I’m big into AI (Avoiding Improv)

17.04.2025 16:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Post image

michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams

18.04.2025 22:55 — 👍 3373    🔁 507    💬 41    📌 128

Really wish her music had been around when I realized I too am part of the alphabet mafia

14.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pink Pony Club really captures the era I’m in rn. I too want to dance in West Hollywood.

14.03.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Literally watching rn 😭

26.02.2025 07:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Kendrick performance was pure MoMA material. I’d love to find out more about the visual artists on his team bc they don’t ever miss

10.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Loving how many Cowboys fans have set the rivalry aside to give the Eagles their props bc lbr, fuck that other team 😭

10.02.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening

10.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 27005    🔁 2599    💬 300    📌 86

What will it take for the media to start framing things as, “This is a coup. The country is literally, not just metaphorically, under attack”

04.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Image of an East Asian painting from an art museum featuring the exaggerated face of an actor mid theatre performance

Image of an East Asian painting from an art museum featuring the exaggerated face of an actor mid theatre performance

Everyone’s faces feeling the collective vibes shifting for the worst

22.01.2025 11:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons

Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
theonion.com/newly-d...

21.01.2025 17:00 — 👍 3658    🔁 273    💬 25    📌 19
Post image

‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5

22.01.2025 04:41 — 👍 4141    🔁 353    💬 48    📌 120

(Ngl, Twitter still hilarious as hell but Bluesky’s humor is cute too I guess? Still getting used to the vibes here 😭)

22.01.2025 11:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop infantilizing fascists.

21.01.2025 14:41 — 👍 277    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 1

@mayamontrell is following 20 prominent accounts