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18.07.2025 00:00 — 👍 8856 🔁 2106 💬 70 📌 17@mayamontrell.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of some Former features contributor @TheOnion DFW raised|Chicago made
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18.07.2025 00:00 — 👍 8856 🔁 2106 💬 70 📌 17On the other hand are we about to get ten months of unhinged Stephen Colbert with nothing to lose?
18.07.2025 00:50 — 👍 6841 🔁 843 💬 251 📌 106Think about the messiest person you know - it’s the lead singer of Coldplay, ain’t it?
18.07.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy birthday to the great Mavis Staples. born on this day, July 10 1939, in Chicago, Illinois
10.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 64 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 4No one told me about the nazis 😤
10.07.2025 05:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Target: could I speak to the manager of the negroes?
07.07.2025 16:29 — 👍 1382 🔁 249 💬 54 📌 13(Ngl though that one sheepskin rug would fit really well in our living room)
07.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To the person who brought Restoration Hardware into my life knowing I started college in a recession:
How dare you.
Why introduce me to luxury I can’t afford unless I become a scammer in a market that’s crowded with other scammers so I’d have to wait till the holidays to do money crimes. Why?
I’m in love 🥰
*aka I finally got my Substack algorithm just right*
When Love Island ends, how will we go on?
07.07.2025 04:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Image of Tyra Banks in an off-the-shoulder black dress on America’s Next Top Model holding a stack of images covered by a white paper right before the elimination segment.
Tonight’s dinner is roasted chicken. Here before you are two side dishes. Only one can be chosen.
06.07.2025 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0still kind of enjoying The Bear but I think we as a people deserve a prestige TV show about a Waffle House instead of this fine dining bullshit
30.06.2025 23:31 — 👍 2529 🔁 172 💬 147 📌 69These students dress so random. Seen a girl with a sequin cocktail dress on with some Nike slides.
10.06.2025 16:26 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 2Deontay Wilder gif of him saying “till this day”
Wild how Breaking Bad came out almost 20 years ago & it’s still better than most shows out today!
10.06.2025 18:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Image of notable director Martin Scorsese with the quote “this is cinema” imposed on his right side (appears left on screen)
Still thinking about Sinners. What a movie.
22.04.2025 23:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I’m big into AI (Avoiding Improv)
17.04.2025 16:13 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0michelle williams meeting michelle williams is so important to me as a fan of michelle williams and michelle williams
18.04.2025 22:55 — 👍 3373 🔁 507 💬 41 📌 128Really wish her music had been around when I realized I too am part of the alphabet mafia
14.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pink Pony Club really captures the era I’m in rn. I too want to dance in West Hollywood.
14.03.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Literally watching rn 😭
26.02.2025 07:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Kendrick performance was pure MoMA material. I’d love to find out more about the visual artists on his team bc they don’t ever miss
10.02.2025 03:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loving how many Cowboys fans have set the rivalry aside to give the Eagles their props bc lbr, fuck that other team 😭
10.02.2025 03:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super Bowl blowouts usually suck but this one is a work of art, just a complete middle finger to everything that’s happening
10.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 27005 🔁 2599 💬 300 📌 86What will it take for the media to start framing things as, “This is a coup. The country is literally, not just metaphorically, under attack”
04.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Image of an East Asian painting from an art museum featuring the exaggerated face of an actor mid theatre performance
Everyone’s faces feeling the collective vibes shifting for the worst
22.01.2025 11:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
Newly Discovered Cave Paintings Suggest Early Man Was Battling A Lot Of Inner Demons
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‘Abbott Elementary’ renewed for Season 5
22.01.2025 04:41 — 👍 4141 🔁 353 💬 48 📌 120(Ngl, Twitter still hilarious as hell but Bluesky’s humor is cute too I guess? Still getting used to the vibes here 😭)
22.01.2025 11:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop infantilizing fascists.
21.01.2025 14:41 — 👍 277 🔁 54 💬 1 📌 1