world’s gentlest weed puller

!!!!!!!!!

not to sound like a cringe stan but the dialogue in this game really is so ridiculously well written and it makes me so so so happy

here’s a thought i’ve had forever that i feel like two people in the world will agree with but i have to speak my truth. vlad olgimsky jr is kendall roy.

he’s SO fucking mean to vlad jr it’s so awesome like the meanest he gets ever. and please keep in mind that it’s because he’s mad at him for being reckless with people’s health.

artemy’s intro pitch rly is: everything is different now bc you’re here and i know that bc you smell bad bc you don’t take care of yourself. you’re arrogant and your vibes are rancid. but i need your help and will help you and will stand trial next to you when we go down for our failures together.

this first conversation with artemy you can kill me you can just go ahead and kill me.

wait should i be doing a separate thread for this second time through. does anyone care

andrey stamatin: hey, while you were back there toying with my dancing girl, i remembered they opened some deranged lab in the capital, to exterminate death. it was called something funny—“erotica” maybe. heard of it? right up your alley. dankovsky: i see you’re a quick study in disdain. it’s thanatica. and what have you heard about it?

lmfaooooo no wonder he leaves this conversation on the verge of death

andrey stamatin — manic architect an architect, pub owner, reveler, and murderer. andrey and i studied together briefly at university — we met during the student riots. i stitched up his gunshot wound myself. an unexpected reunion. andrey always felt confined by dogma and morality. only a fool could expect him to come to this town and settle for simply pouring twyrine and nothing more.

this pose really is so fucking funnyyyyyy also i love that here he describes exactly how he met him and then in the conversation immediately following can say he doesn’t know him. i love u patho

no one has ever done it like them or ever will again

kim treating a cut on jimmy’s face

kim and jimmy kissing in a hallway

i’m telling you you’re only seeing the tip of the iceberg here… they’re too powerful….

screenshot of pathologic 3 with text from the changeling: "not you- no. You're ruled by another will; I can feel it. A foreign will, as if another person behind the mirror guides your every move-- your hooks are in his hands. Even now he's lodged in your guts and in that empty head of yours."

clara doesn't believe in Girl Gamers........ sad!

crossed 100 hours last night loooooooool

Photo of an old Taco Bell with two bright blue seats at a blue and pink table. A line resembling the bisexual pride flag is along the bottom of the wall. Text on the photo reads, “What if we kissed at the bisexual Taco Bell Counter? 😳 “

Dimivain date

omg it’s an honor… this visual makes it even better i need them sitting there so bad

resistlib content farm merch shilling accounts liking my patho posts GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surely this will go so perfectly for both of them<3333

lrp is funny but to be clear i do think people on bsky are actual human beings that i am interacting with in a meaningful way and i love you. anyway it’s time to leave twitter

Watched the John Oliver thing on Twitter and thought it was good and the best part was not telling people to come here or another site but to interact with actual human beings. I wont do that because I have a responsibility to mildly antagonize the host of Jeopardy on here but it is good advice

SEVEN WHOLE YEARS what a beautiful girl!!! here’s to many many more!!! 💕💕💕

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he'd of course love to get the "noooo you're so sexy aha" from artemy but the only person he's getting that from is yakov little. from artemy he gets no text response but he does get a knock on his door five minutes later

i did it myself in the most slapdash way possible lmao there probably is some repository of assets somewhere but i was called to get this out as lazily as possible...

text saying "i'm going to kms" with daniil dankovsky next to it. below are four suggested auto responses: "okay" (aglaya) "cool" (rubin) "yay!" (clara) and "good luck" (yulia)

to be clear this is an earnest expression of solidarity from yulia

most important boy in da world

when it’s daniil it’s always both 💖💕💖💕💖

do not tell me a video game child does not count as a celebrity. he is everything to me.

sticky — orphan and sneak one of the children isidor burakh surrounded himself with in his final days. perhaps that’s why sticky couldn’t let go of his legacy—or his heir. he got his nickname from his straw-like hair, and a habit of showing up at the first sign of adventure. there are dozens of such restless teenagers in town. i don’t think this one is special.

tbh i’m doing better than a lot of you in the “last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist” department.

every reference daniil makes to his parents makes me crazy but the one i really can’t get out of my head is when he agrees to watch artemy’s kids and his thought is something like “me with children. what would my father think.” i need to know everything about the origin of that particular hang up

exactly like my normal writing process is just writing whatever i'm motivated to write from the scenes i have in mind and then connecting the rest with loose notes and like... that's what my outlines look like too lol