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Shimmy shimmy ya

05.12.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can shimmy down my chimney if you wanna

05.12.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: i like you.

Her: I like when you’re not around.

05.12.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanity Fair, Olivia Nuzzi Agree to Part Ways Nuzzi and the magazine will let her contract expire at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Calling it now that she'll eventually end up at CBS www.wsj.com/business/med...

05.12.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2926    πŸ” 271    πŸ’¬ 126    πŸ“Œ 69
A blonde chihuahua with a purple collar and a pink rhinestone-festooned name tag reading MIDGE stares at the camera intently while sitting on a large ottoman covered in a beige blanket. Behind her is an oak dresser with a TV on it, a zz plant, and a floor lamp.

A blonde chihuahua with a purple collar and a pink rhinestone-festooned name tag reading MIDGE stares at the camera intently while sitting on a large ottoman covered in a beige blanket. Behind her is an oak dresser with a TV on it, a zz plant, and a floor lamp.

POV: you’re holding a leftover curry puff

05.12.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 436    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got nothing left to give but I sure do have a lot of it

05.12.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, the show is dark (southern gothic, based on a novel I have not read), but I swear to you, it is soooooo good. Amy Adam’s is phenomenal. Check it out

05.12.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In retrospect, it was a major red flag the way she had knee-jerk, extreme reactions to entertainment like Sharp Objects. I absolutely love that limited series. Not once while viewing did I think: I bet all female journalists are alcoholics w/ PTSD who self-mutilate and sleep with interview subjects

05.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*youth pastor voice*

Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

05.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6332    πŸ” 1150    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 12

Is the β€œpublication” stupid? I’m just asking (very reasonable) questions

05.12.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When someone has β€œtaken” in their bio, they got abducted by aliens.

05.12.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

05.12.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5943    πŸ” 1408    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 7

Being alive right now is trying to balance β€œI want to stay informed” with β€œthis is actively destroying my mental health”

05.12.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
Questions 1 & 2: Question 1/4
Do you personally know anyone who has ever been a refugee in the United States?
Yes 33% 
No 58%
Not sure
8%

 2/4
Do you think that the U.S. should or should not provide refuge to people fleeing war or oppression in their home countries?
Should
V66%
Should not
18%
Don't know
15%

Questions 1 & 2: Question 1/4 Do you personally know anyone who has ever been a refugee in the United States? Yes 33% No 58% Not sure 8% 2/4 Do you think that the U.S. should or should not provide refuge to people fleeing war or oppression in their home countries? Should V66% Should not 18% Don't know 15%

Question 3/4
In general, do you think accepting refugees makes the U.S. better off or worse off, or does it not make much difference?
Better off
Worse off
+ 47%
24%
Doesn't make much difference
19%
Not sure
10%

Question 3/4 In general, do you think accepting refugees makes the U.S. better off or worse off, or does it not make much difference? Better off Worse off + 47% 24% Doesn't make much difference 19% Not sure 10%

The attitudes and policies of this administration are EXTREMELY UNPOPULAR. This is not β€œAmericans divided”. This is Americans against. Why democrats aren’t working 24/7 to accurately brand the GOP as who they truly are, on every single issue, is beyond me.

05.12.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The way social media amplifies extremism and outrage/rage bait is incredibly deceptive. It’s so easy to believe that more Americans have been sucked into white nationalism and conspiracies than actually have. (This poll is active, and the results have yet to be weighted β€” STILL)

05.12.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Question 4/4
Do you think the U.S. should...?
Not accept any refugees
17%
Only accept white South African refugees
2%
Accept refugees from a variety of countries
r67%
Not sure
14%

Question 4/4 Do you think the U.S. should...? Not accept any refugees 17% Only accept white South African refugees 2% Accept refugees from a variety of countries r67% Not sure 14%

Alternate phrasing for the 4th question of YouGov’s daily poll about refugees: β€œhow many of you are concerned about white genocide?” Only 2%? Ok good to know

05.12.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

At a gay bar. I’m the only woman here. They are about to crown me Queen β€” or maybe, king. It’s unclear.

05.12.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RIGHT??

04.12.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally just happened to my mom two hours ago

04.12.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just got targeted by a well-executed phone scam, saying I had to pay to settle a warrant that was issued for missing jury duty

Didn't get into how they were going to extract payment because they hung up after I kept asking for their name & number so I could call them back at the "Sheriff's office"

04.12.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Omg

04.12.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds very plausible. I wouldn’t be surprised.

04.12.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then she told me her roommate just had to drop out of school because she was a nursing student and no longer qualifies for student loans. Good times.

04.12.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used the last bit of my food stamps at Trader Joe’s today (pre-shutdown funds ) and had to pay for the rest myself. Clerk asked if I had my benefits reinstated because they’ve had to turn away customers who didn’t know their benefits had been cut off by the state of Florida. Everyone must reapply.

04.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So many little consequences of this administration’s policies floating about. Everyone is going to know someone who’s been affected.

04.12.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This might be old news to many of you, but as someone who regularly takes news breaks, it’s new to me.

04.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been wondering about a connection between Trump’s meme coin and the pardon of former Honduran President Juan Orlando HernΓ‘ndez. Haven’t found anything specific on it yet, but I did find this. It appears trump is connected to many different tokens, not just the one in his name.

04.12.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How specific.

04.12.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is me, not looking surprised

04.12.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sean Combs Charged the Notorious B.I.G.'s Funeral Back to Rapper's Estate, Bad Boy Co-Founder Says

Sean "Diddy" Combs billed the entire, steep cost of the Notorious B.I.G.'s funeral back to his estate, the label's co-founder claims in 50 Cent's new documentary on the disgraced mogul.

Details ↓

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