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Census Taker - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live Census Taker - Saturday Night Live

Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch

06.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 985    πŸ” 95    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 21

Looks good on you

06.03.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

those companies you’ve never heard of but they say they’ve been around since 1929 in their commercial

06.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly think it rules that Rachel Weisz became huge at 29 with The Mummy, did almost exclusively serious/artsy films for two decades, and then as soon as she hit her mid-40s was like "I will now only play characters who are bisexual and, like, IMPOSSIBLY horny."

(This is about her new show.)

06.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... β€’ 7s gross sex stuff

And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post

Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... β€’ 7s gross sex stuff And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post

06.03.2026 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

What does it mean when your pee smells normal but it tastes like asparagus

06.03.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 0

Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom

06.03.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel A former House Republican claims that in 2015, Markwayne Mullin – then a congressman – took photos of himself putting his finger up the noses of...

This headline should win an award

06.03.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 24

lol they're really doing the meme

06.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10860    πŸ” 1568    πŸ’¬ 534    πŸ“Œ 182
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Sen. Whitehouse to uncover connections between Trump, Russia, and Epstein. YouTube video by Senator Sheldon Whitehouse

Good speech. Most US press got bamboozled by Bill Barr's scheme. Trump's collusion with Russia was always real, continues to be. www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...

05.03.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1257    πŸ” 460    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 36
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Bernard LaFayette, Selma voting rights organizer, has died Voting rights organizer Bernard LaFayette has died. LaFayette's son says his father died Thursday morning of a heart attack. He was 85.

Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.

05.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1669    πŸ” 690    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 78
Tweet by ABC News Chief Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl
@jonkarl
In a lengthy phone interview, President Trump marveled at the success of the military operation against Iran and expressed no concern about what comes next.

"I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?"

I said _nobody questions the success of the military operation_, the concern is what happens next.

"Forget about next," he answered. "They are decimated for a 10-year period before they could build it back."

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Tweet by ABC News Chief Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl @jonkarl In a lengthy phone interview, President Trump marveled at the success of the military operation against Iran and expressed no concern about what comes next. "I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?" I said _nobody questions the success of the military operation_, the concern is what happens next. "Forget about next," he answered. "They are decimated for a 10-year period before they could build it back." 3:26 PM Β· Mar 5, 2026 Β· 71.8K Views https://x.com/jonkarl/status/2029654727093325965

US journalism 🀩🫑

05.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 635    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

Oh, we are COOKED.

06.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 595    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 3

Me me pick me

06.03.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey quick question, anyone remember why DJT got impeached the first time

06.03.2026 02:36 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

This is where i lost it

06.03.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank youuuuu

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First reported by @decaturish.bsky.social, GA State Sen. Elena Parent will not seek reelection.

In 2025, Parent, who represents one of the most progressive districts in the South, east of Atlanta, dared a trans parent to find someone to challenge her for reelection in a recorded anti-trans screed:

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Face morph of Kristi Noem into Noam Chomsky, made in FaceFilm (not AI)

Face morph of Kristi Noem into Noam Chomsky, made in FaceFilm (not AI)

Kristi Noem Chomsky. Is this anything?

06.03.2026 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 658    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 13

Everyone needs to be talking about this.

06.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1100    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah… just like the interracial porn is SUPER-progressive

06.03.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He gives pretty good β€œoh fuck”

06.03.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Where things stand with the Department of War A statement from Dario Amodei

I think one of the most staggering industry shifts in my 16 years as a tech reporter is that it’s not become a question of β€œshould our product help the government kill and/or surveil people?” but β€œto what extent?”

www.anthropic.com/news/where-s...

06.03.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1365    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 43

The Call of the Wild, starring my cat (who has really lost it this time)

06.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I keep reading β€œMullin appointment” as β€œMueller appointment”. I’d really like this century to be over.

06.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5081    πŸ” 959    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 65

Idk, man. i’m still not ruling that out

06.03.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Worse than the worst War on Terror drone strikes. By innocents killed, worse than multiple of the worst drone strike errors combined.

06.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 4

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 604    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0