Bruhsephine Wires, early 20s Gen Z edition

A dog is squeezed in a corner between a washing machine and a cabinet, looking at a robotic vacuum cleaner in the center of the room.

it is best to find out early who can and cannot be counted upon when the robot uprising begins

Kid Rock losing up to six figures because of a canceled MAGA music festival

i love this for him

[man having heart attack during flight]
Flight Attendant: IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
Me: [raising hand] it’s not a house, it’s an airplane

Today I told fascists to fuck off by teaching teenagers basic zinemaking at the local library

Sure this can happen in the People’s Socialist Republic of Fayetteville but what about real America?

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

I Continue To Know What You Did Last Summer

You’re in her dms, I’m crashing my car into a fruit stand during a high speed chase

Photo of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Son. The headline reads: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Son Emerges as Leading Choice to Be His Successor

Ayatollah To Be Replaced By His Son Eric

Federal Judge John Coughenour says he’s received dozens, if not hundreds, of death threats after he ruled against the Trump administration. cbsn.ws/3N73lPr

One of our goats had twins today. This isn't a good thing- livestock twins often have complications and the rate of death and illness are high.

This little guy's sister is thriving. But he still hasn't walked and his mom wasn't keeping him warm. We're bottle feeding and doing what we can.

Kid came home with a 3D printed ICE whistle one of her classmates gave out to everyone and knew exactly what to do and what it is used for. I'm happy she has one, but I'm sad she needs to.

My 9 year old does active shooter drills and knows the government is kidnapping her friends and their parents

It happened at a time of his choosing

The memo, addressed to U.S. diplomats, local staff and family members, said that if the "extended time" with your spouse "results in the birth of your next child in about 9 months, I of course expect that you will want to name the little bugger after me!"

With alt text

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

wishing a very SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN to all other anti-trans Democrats nervously looking ahead to their own primaries

“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...

The Republicans seem to be prepping an argument that any domestic terror attacks in the aftermath of their Iran attacks will be the fault of Democrats for shutting down DHS funding, so I'd like to remind everyone of this appointment:

I left the classified briefing on Iran even more concerned about what comes next as Trump drags us into what's so clearly a war. 
 
This Administration has no plan. American lives are on the line.

this briefing appears to have gone so poorly that even members of the democratic party feel comfortable about taking the risk to get out in front of something they think is going to be a catastrophe. do you understand how difficult it is to get democrats to do that? do you truly fathom this???

is it a good sign when the uniform response to a classified briefing is basically everyone immediately doing a vertical video about it in which they spend most of the time screaming that we’re all gonna die?

YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Admin about the war in Iran.

I just left a classified briefing with the Trump Administration about the war in Iran.

I was worried before, but I’m more worried now.

Never seen Van Hollen this worked up

lol at Dan Crenshaw losing
[looks into the other guy]
Ah,

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

what kind of asshole would write something like th—ah, ok, i see

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

Americans Stranded in the Middle East Aren’t Getting Help from the State Department “Please do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation,” a State department hotline said when NOTUS called Tuesday afternoon.

NEWS: Americans were told to evacuate the Middle East — but the State Dept is not helping them do it.

We called the State hotline. First thing you hear is an automated message: "Do not rely on the U.S. government for assisted departure or evacuation."

incredible scenes where this is apparently a thing that Khameni has been wanting for ages and others on the council were pushing back against because optics but now council's all dead and congratulations on toppling the regime by giving the previous leader exactly what he wanted- a family throne

'UNIMAGINABLE CRUELTY': Judge Gary Brown, a Trump appointeee from NY, thrashes DHS' treatment of a man who came to the US at 9 as an abuse/neglect victim, has no criminal record and became a college grad.

"The laws of decency condemn such villainy." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...