Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch
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Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch
06.03.2026 02:49 β π 985 π 95 π¬ 70 π 21Looks good on you
06.03.2026 07:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0those companies youβve never heard of but they say theyβve been around since 1929 in their commercial
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I honestly think it rules that Rachel Weisz became huge at 29 with The Mummy, did almost exclusively serious/artsy films for two decades, and then as soon as she hit her mid-40s was like "I will now only play characters who are bisexual and, like, IMPOSSIBLY horny."
(This is about her new show.)
Invalid handle @hotdogfungus.bsk... β’ 7s gross sex stuff And then Garfield and Odie are looking up at it in a subsequent post
06.03.2026 04:21 β π 660 π 78 π¬ 5 π 1What does it mean when your pee smells normal but it tastes like asparagus
06.03.2026 04:33 β π 144 π 18 π¬ 19 π 0Went to the Bone Temple and they were worshipping your mom
06.03.2026 04:49 β π 280 π 43 π¬ 9 π 0lol they're really doing the meme
06.03.2026 05:23 β π 72 π 16 π¬ 3 π 1Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
06.03.2026 06:12 β π 10860 π 1568 π¬ 534 π 182Good speech. Most US press got bamboozled by Bill Barr's scheme. Trump's collusion with Russia was always real, continues to be. www.youtube.com/live/ylvTFvJ...
05.03.2026 23:02 β π 1257 π 460 π¬ 21 π 36Bernard LaFayette, the advance man who did the risky groundwork for the voter registration campaign in Selma, Alabama, that culminated in the passage of the Voting Rights Act of 1965, has died.
05.03.2026 22:51 β π 1669 π 690 π¬ 37 π 78Tweet by ABC News Chief Washington Correspondent Jonathan Karl @jonkarl In a lengthy phone interview, President Trump marveled at the success of the military operation against Iran and expressed no concern about what comes next. "I hope you are impressed," he said to me. "How do you like the performance? I mean, Venezuela is obvious. This might be even better. How do you like the performance?" I said _nobody questions the success of the military operation_, the concern is what happens next. "Forget about next," he answered. "They are decimated for a 10-year period before they could build it back." 3:26 PM Β· Mar 5, 2026 Β· 71.8K Views https://x.com/jonkarl/status/2029654727093325965
US journalism π€©π«‘
05.03.2026 21:50 β π 635 π 127 π¬ 23 π 8Oh, we are COOKED.
06.03.2026 03:08 β π 595 π 81 π¬ 12 π 3Me me pick me
06.03.2026 05:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey quick question, anyone remember why DJT got impeached the first time
06.03.2026 02:36 β π 54 π 6 π¬ 1 π 2This is where i lost it
06.03.2026 05:50 β π 17 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1Thank youuuuu
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First reported by @decaturish.bsky.social, GA State Sen. Elena Parent will not seek reelection.
In 2025, Parent, who represents one of the most progressive districts in the South, east of Atlanta, dared a trans parent to find someone to challenge her for reelection in a recorded anti-trans screed:
Face morph of Kristi Noem into Noam Chomsky, made in FaceFilm (not AI)
Kristi Noem Chomsky. Is this anything?
06.03.2026 01:05 β π 658 π 51 π¬ 65 π 13Everyone needs to be talking about this.
06.03.2026 03:39 β π 1100 π 534 π¬ 4 π 1Yeahβ¦ just like the interracial porn is SUPER-progressive
06.03.2026 05:40 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He gives pretty good βoh fuckβ
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I think one of the most staggering industry shifts in my 16 years as a tech reporter is that itβs not become a question of βshould our product help the government kill and/or surveil people?β but βto what extent?β
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The Call of the Wild, starring my cat (who has really lost it this time)
06.03.2026 05:12 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I keep reading βMullin appointmentβ as βMueller appointmentβ. Iβd really like this century to be over.
06.03.2026 04:58 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
06.03.2026 03:24 β π 5081 π 959 π¬ 44 π 65Idk, man. iβm still not ruling that out
06.03.2026 04:52 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worse than the worst War on Terror drone strikes. By innocents killed, worse than multiple of the worst drone strike errors combined.
06.03.2026 03:03 β π 853 π 244 π¬ 31 π 4Terror Alert Level:
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