Wendigo Wires 👻

That's why I'm on Mastodon, where everyone is their own CEO and also weird and bad

We’re mutuals on my public account but not my private one — same @ on both, different instances. I’m following you from both

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

SEE YA BITCHES

“Undercover” 🥴

I want to release a rap single called, “(Errybody in the Club Say) Drat!”

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

I like mastodon, but yep. It’s a different animal.

Police Said They Surveilled Woman Who Had an Abortion for Her 'Safety.' Court Records Show They Considered Charging Her With a Crime Court records show that the narrative Flock and a Texas Sheriff's Office has told the public isn't the whole story, and that police were conducting a 'death investigation' into the abortion.

Fucking stalkers

To the accounts on here who now reply "release the epstein files" to more or less anything -- I swear I don't have them

Good tip, thank you

I’ve been on two instances for years. It’s not a cakewalk. Mastodon is nothing at all like Bluesky or other centralized options. If you’re happy migrating instances regularly and being a day to a week behind important news, it’s great.

Texas National Guard arrives in the Chicago area Texas National Guard members have arrived in Illinois. City and state officials say Donald Trump is using them as “political props” in Chicago.

Suck my dick, Greg

I screamed in my car today until I lost my voice — which is good because I have nothing to say right now that won’t get me in trouble. I learned something, too: my full-throated scream sounds exactly like Reese Witherspoon’s. Now I’m a bit calmer. May have punched the steering wheel a few times too

Evergreen

It's not doomerist to say this is 100% where I'm at too. Things can drastically change between now and then (possibly for the better, but most likely the other way) but considering we had contested slates and J6 when Trump wasn't as unleashed as he is now, I can't see it any other way.

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts Thirty paintings by Bob Ross are set to be auctioned to support public television stations

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal cuts

Thaaaaank you! I asked her and I’ll get back to you about $$

🙌

A few yards away from Schiffman, Finn Cervino of Queens was defacing a poster with a Sharpie. He included a web address for a website predicting the future of AI and wrote “This is not science fiction. This is reality.” “We’re living in a world where you got friends that are computers — that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” Cervino said. “They’re destroying the world for the dumbest invention I’ve ever seen in my life.”

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*powdered sugar poofing from my mouth* i don’t know who ate your donuts

Sneaky sneaky

Ahoy fellow nerds — an aunty is seeking gamer laptop advice and Reddit is being Reddit — anyone have any sensible advice?

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While we’re on the subject of Danny DeVito

Whoopee (except for local elections and I would vote anyway)

Good suggestion, ty

Does this help

Yesssss. So glad mine are over 18.

Never, ever Newsom. Fuck that guy.

OMB deletes reference to law guaranteeing backpay to furloughed feds from shutdown guidance An Office of Management and Budget FAQ document now states that only excepted employees forced to work without pay are guaranteed backpay at the conclusion of a lapse in appropriations.

Right. They would do that.

As if federal employees have any say over the shutdown.