toe cigarette

I watched the fast & the furious for the first time and yknow. I fucking get it this movie rips

I wish I could reorganize my mobile apps on my computer

🗣️ LATELY ALL I WANNA DO IS LAY AROUND WITH YOU AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE YOUTH 🗣️

my fyp is two things right now: the current season of love island USA (I have not seen an episode), and the game date everything (me and the dishware are in love)

“…are you thinking about the economic climate during Mario Kart??”

a girl I know posted an IG story that said “I’ll do it, just let me panic first” and that is so real

woke up today to give myself a new thing to spiral about :-)

anyways I got sick and had to cancel

why is the most intimidating thing about hosting a party is inviting people to it

truly!!! Danielle get behind me!!!

Danielle may not be playing “the best” traitors game but yall spreading a rumor that she cheated so you can feel vindicated in hating her is weirdo behavior!!!!!!

I hate getting into reality shows because the fans are always so fucking intense and ruin it for everyone

BOOKER T SAYING MY COUSIN LOOKS LIKE A STAR EVERYBODY BETTER BACK UP !!!!!!

r/crochethelp has been going insane . it is all people talking about (and uploading videos of themselves) tying a very basic starter knot

I’m really about to hear my breathless voice forever immortalized on a podcast where I complain about my barista being nice

fucked around: called into a call-in advice podcast for fun

found out: they called me back

I love my big brother folks but they’ve been in a house for 90+ days all they know how to do is overthink!!! stop it!!!!

this is THE most stressful season of the traitors they’re so BAD

alternate name for Tom Hanks: Ham Tonks

thinking about the time I went to a bar in new orleans with friends and the bartender gave everyone else’s beers in a glass and mine was in a plastic cup

I’ve lately been screenshotting my favorite Bluesky & Reddit interactions and putting them in a folder in my phone and i look back on them when I need a good giggle

it’d be just like a looney tunes cartoon

I’ve said it once but I’ll say it again: car horns but in the back

girl who calls her pussy the stardew valley

just thought about how during the 2003 blackout we were all outside on the back deck and I took a foldable flashlight to hang over my gameboy color so I could keep playing power rangers lightspeed rescue

and genuinely what a time that was

SISYPHUS: they're calling it CrossFit

I am a matsutake mush 🍄‍🟫

like I’m SORRY that his adorable little butt had to wiggle underneath that rail just to fit?? and I smiled?? I am just seeking joy in an nyc winter!

the best part about owning airpods again is having the voice to text in your ear tell you when your bf dislikes your message about the subway rats being cute

I certainly really want to