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A wooden depiction of the climax of "Die Hard," this Advent calendar counts down the days til Christmas by lowering Hans Gruber slowly to his fate at the base of Nakatomi Tower.

I'm just going to come out and say it. It just ain't #Christmas until Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Tower.

#HappyHoldays to all who celebrate.

A shrimp with a poorly photoshopped Santa hat and holiday cheer all about.

Good morning, and to all my friends studying carcinology, I hope you're Shrimply Having a Wonderful #Crustmas Time!

It's almost like anyone with the most basic understanding of economic policy, or even economics at all, could have predicted this!

To recap:
•Rittenhouse killed 2 people at a BLM rally & raised $2M
•Shiloh Hendrix called a Black child the n-word & raised $800K
•Now Crystal Wilsey called a Black customer the n-word & has already raised $100K in 1 day

On thing remains clear—White supremacy remains extremely profitable in America

China’s Trade Surplus Climbs Past $1 Trillion for First Time

Trump launches trade war against China. Chinese exports soar. American exports collapse. This was not a smart thing for America to have done.

This one is speaking to me today

The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.

I have some really, really weird ideas for OnlyFans content if anyone needs suggestions.

If life could be summed up in a meme, then let me say, @effinbirds.com is where you would find it.

Here's to my goddamn lived experience.

True story. I told my children they could choose an animal to represent them as my first external tattoo (biceps).

The oldest didn't even hesitate and said, "WOBBEGONG!"

I convinced him he was more of a sailfish, but I've always been a fan. I just didn't think it would match well with a falcon.

I can't believe we napped through #Caturday! 🐈

History major here, confirming below analysis.

New rule: we don't interview people who aren't familiar with basic news stories. If you're suddenly "not familiar with the circumstances" then automatic end of interview. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Go directly to Newsmax.

SAD!

How convenient!

My daughter got to attend a friend's birthday party today. He chose Dave & Buster's, as any good 9yo would.

This dude was at this machine, and this machine only, the whole time my wife was there supervising.

He has a towel. A gym bag. A jug of water. HIS OWN FAN. AND EXTRA SHOES.

This is amazing

Fox Mulder prepared us for this moment. Trust No One, but the truth IS out there.

In NJ growing up we were lucky to get some silversides trapped on the wrong side of the sandbar. I spent most of my time hunting and the jetty rocks for life.

So jelly(fish)!

I love tide pools. They are so amazing, they really make me geek out.

Hi, former (recovering?) Behavior Disorder teacher here. Actual quote I just said to my wife, "That's probably as close to #prosocial behavior that you're gonna get out of me."
#Insight

I'm supremely disappointed in The Internet for its lack of "Death by Lightning" related GIFs. Specifically the absolute dearth of Chester A. Arthur material. It's a goddamn gold mine, people!

Friends, this is how we defeat #WOKE. #MAGA!

Tomorrow my daughter is going to a birthday party for her friend. They are in third grade. He is going to be 9. To celebrate, he chose to have his party at...

Motherfuckin' Dave and Buster's

Now that right there, is a POWER card.

Watching ⛳ with my 🐈

Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.

ARROWED!!!!