Glenn Hoppe

@grrrl.bsky.social so I was at a potluck last night and a friend casually mentioned that her daughter went to a taping of Seth Meyers that afternoon. She was disappointed in her reaction, as my friend had to google him. I was like WHAAAT!? Text her and say “Glenn wants to know if you are a jackal.”

NYTimes

Today is a dark day for American science and biomedicine. My comments in @nytimes.com

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/h...

Federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law.

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying in front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

I’m a fan of pineapple on pizza yet this makes me very happy.

Serve-and-volley

One good thing today… Seth’s back!

WH tweet annotating a NYT headline to insert the claim that Abrego Garcia is never coming back.

WH sharing story with AG Bondi saying Abrego Garcia is never coming back

With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.

Wow that article is terribly written, complete with typos. I wonder if AI was involved?

Hiatus update for Late Night with Seth Meyers Late Night with Seth Meyers has left a void in late-night TV as of late. So what should fans expect to see on NBC tonight? Seth Meyers and his team went dark la

Oh whew, I found the update. lastnighton.com/hiatus-updat...

Oh I was unaware of that phrase! It changes with my mood, but today I’d go with All Dressed.

Now I’m worried, at the end of the last Corrections he said “see me next week”

What are storm chips??

I just saw the EO about DC. Jesus.

The EO Trump just issued regarding what he calls a federal takeover of the nation's capital contains language that sure makes it sound like he can now turn the city he lives in into something akin to a military encampment in advance of the martial law declaration at this point we all know is coming:

This is one of my favourite performances of any song ever. Sublime.

Oh that’s good.
Sycophancy and slogans is the core of the MAGA movement!

Let us know when you get to 69k.

Epictetus wrote: Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens.

It’s funny that what he said is technically correct, yet obviously deceptive. Lies by omission.

I’m on pins and needles waiting to see what’s in day 6!!!

People who oppose dental fluoridation are literally wrong. It is not toxic. The US removes more fluoride from water than it adds. We need to stop pretending there is another side to this topic. There are the facts and there are uninformed conspiracy nuts who choose not to believe scientific evidence

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’ Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, int...

Such a poetic end. A bright spot on a dreary year. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...

I guess you need to build up your follow Lisst.

Box breathing diagram. Breathe in 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds, breathe out 4 seconds, hold 4 seconds. Repeat.

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Release your tongue from the roof of your mouth.

Relax your jaw.

Relax your shoulders and neck.

Breathe awhile.

I've been working from home for over 3 years now and what helps me is dancing at least 4 evenings a week. 😁

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