Matteo Bianchi

🇺🇸 "We just want to neutralize their nuclear weapons"

🇮🇷 Their nuclear weapons: 🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️

At least Bush made it less obvious and was not(?) a friend of Epstein.
Do I miss Bush? I MEAN. No, but you know I'm pondering.

I am elegantly hungover.

I woke up early and I feel well rested.
Usually I sleep like shit.

Do I have to become an alcoholic to get good sleep? I'm considering, fuck my liver.

YouTube video by The PrimeTime What The F**k

BRAINS

PLAYING DOOM

WTF

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4n...

Companies like that you do open source.

Until you ask for actual (as in official) work hours to use for it.

Ugh.

My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever

Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks)

* 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.

Again: I DO NOT save any data it's all session (encrypted) and cookies. (future might give option for users self-hosting a sqlite db)

No marketing, no tracking, no nothing.

I just like numbers and graphs that tell me how soon I can stop working and if you like em too, we are now friends.

- FIRE Calculator with Monte Carlo simulations (I mean, kind of)
- Asset Allocation Manager with a DCA Helper cause we don't have lump sums over here lol
- Cashflow / Net Worth (and financial events) tracker
- Some more shit

GitHub - mbianchidev/fire-tools: Fire tools is your personal finance copilot (without AI) Fire tools is your personal finance copilot (without AI) - mbianchidev/fire-tools

FINALLY

I got time to release v1 of my OSS portfolio tracking tool.

github.com/mbianchidev/...

There's no server, it runs locally (or you can try it in the browser with mock data) - have fun.

I'm gonna rework it if it gets some traction or if I get bored enough (roadmap in issues)

The more I hear Sanchez (Spanish PM), a true socialist, speaking up against Trump the more I want to move to Spain quicker than in 2 years lol

Me talking at MWC's Talent Arena conference in Barcelona, standing in front of my laptio which is over a little podium. Of course I am using my hands to speak as any sterotypical Italian person ever. I'm wearing band merch, specifically a Chelsea Grin tee, almost fully black clothing, hints of blue on the band's logo. Photo courtesy of a nice attendee.

Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol

Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao

Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)

SKELATIENS SMOKEN WHEED AND BREATHIN OUT DA WHEED SMOKE "HELL YEAH" AND THERE NOT DOIN MUCH BECAUSE THERE TIRED EVERY DAY AND EVERY THING MAKES THEM MORE TIRED,,, BUT WE STAY MOVING MOTHER FUCKER!!!! DA TEXT "BORN 2 KICK ASS TO TIRED 2 KICK ASS , INTERNET WAS FUN NOW ITS PUNISHMENT, GOVERNMENT RUN BY PEDAPHILE RICH GUYS AND NO ONE CARES, SLEEPY ALL DAY CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT, WAIT OF RHT WORLD" WE SEE OURSELVES AS GUIDED SOLELY BY OUR OWN VISION AND ACTIONS BUT WE EXIST WHOLLY IN THE CONTEXT OF THE WORLD , EVEN AS OUR ACTIONS CAN ONLY SHAPE OURSELVES AND NOT THE WORLD,,, IF THE WORLD IS A TOILET IT MIGHT FEEL WEIRD TO BE A RAINBOW IN THE TOILET BUT ITS BETTER THAN BEING A TURD, THEY MIGHT BELONG BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE JUST SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BUT STILL KICKEN ASS - dashare.zone ADMIN

Just putting this one out here

Picture this: some non-NATO nation (including the US soon) has weapons to perform ethnical cleansing in a click.
Which is not far from what is already happening in Palestine.

It's not so much about Anthropic, it is literally about every (reasonably) big company in tech.

So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough?

Right. Dario is the new Peter now.

Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.

Upside: I'll be in Barcelona tomorrow and for a couple days this next month 🫡

Of course I decide to travel on the sunniest winter day

Follow me for travel tips

Almost forgot how many patches someone can fit on their battle jacket.

(Death metal is cool, but patches are definitely not my jam)

Statement from Dario Amodei on our discussions with the Department of War A statement from our CEO on national security uses of AI

Woke up to this "news"

www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

I wouldn't think they'd proudly declare this in the open.
Anthropic is now officially the new Palantir in my book.

Feels shittier than before.

Teach a man to fish and you'll feed him for a lifetime

Teach him AI, and he'll create the most insecure software in the world and get hired by OpenAI making 1M per year

Or something like that, I don't remember how the original saying goes lol

Security at the airport on the way was wondering why I have a mouth guard with me (don't ask)

On the flight I had to stand up 3 times for a 2 hour flight. I love an aisle seat but folks you really gotta check your bladder after 40 lol

Kinda missed Berlin, time for doner 🙏

We are so back

TeamSpeak after all these years

It's time to self host some shit 🤸‍♂️

(We don't wanna use Discord anymore)

Why would someone give the keys to his house to their very annoying ex?

Explain this to me please, I can't understand.

I won't accept opinions on workers rights.

Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.

Anno Domini 2026

I'm still listening to Evergreen Terrace 🙏

Someone sent me a voicemail today

Are we back in the 90s?
I wasn't aware.

P.s. it was about me not replying to an email that got sent Friday afternoon.

Please get a life and delete my phone number thanks 🙏

My friend has this Ultimea, 3k or something

Might be a bit too much

I'll ask but I saw one that basically projects on the same wall it's installed?

Like you don't need to have something on the top and people can still move without butchering the movie lol

That was a sick one, only downside is: morning TV is not a thing unless you can make the room real dark

To all the people trying to book me for stuff around KubeCon: I won't join anything social this round, but I hope y'all have a lot of fun 🫡

It's nice to look at yourself in the mirror feeling just a mild disgust but knowing at least you don't go around hurting others for fun and smiling while you are at it.

(Yes I saw Pam Brondi Bondi or whatever her name is, acting like a complete monster and smiling while lying)