🔞 Jade Emerald 🔞

it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself

Happy Pokemon day

a picture of a chick with the new grass starter's beak and eyebrows badly edited on. the tumblr post underneath it says "i'll kick anyone's ass. ill kick your ass. i'll kick your dog's ass. i'll kick my own ass"

I like the new bird

It's him

under water
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#samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

I again note the same thing I said about Boris Johnson’s Tories: the British press, operating in full bullshit and hate jihad mode, can achieve almost anything, in the short term - win elections, make war, burn anything and kill anyone it wants. But it can’t build anything lasting that anyone likes.

all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that

Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy

They're a requirement

A bunny in a suit and shades jumps off a plane, with an unopened parachute and a briefcase like D.B. Cooper. The briefcase has started leaking dollar bills into the air, to the bunny's consternation. He plummets into the clouds at night

Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing

Yeah what Sentai's replacement really needs to sell big numbers is soyjacking gochizos with ass cheeks

Nico Robin and her cool cowboy hat

Nico Robin

Fuck You

The Female Custodes Kit Is the Coolest Thing GW Has Done in Years The Adeptus Custladies have finally arrived in Warhammer 40K.

The Adeptus Custladies have finally arrived in Warhammer 40K.

Hakaider tells a foot soldier “if you don’t have a will of your own, there is no reason for you to live.”

@ people who use genAI to think for them

Boss Constance
#ファイアーエムブレム #FireEmblem

Ruebe and Grigio. Any Ultraman fans in my followers? #Ultraman

fwiw I asked multiple Rare- and Magazine System-adjacent folk about this a few years ago, and was told (paraphrasing):

"possibly? idk I don't remember"

"that sounds like the sort of thing we would have told a magazine for no reason"

"we published bullshit all the time"

Tau glamour shot jumpscare

hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

Something about playing 40K is very strange

You get all set up and you're like "hell yeah we're gonna play 40k"

And then like five hours pass and you're exhausted and you hate yourself and your opponent and you forgot Tank Shock was a stratagem that exists so now Fulgrim is up in your shit

"Please declare your reason for visit and any God-given abilities you possess."

"Just visiting. And none."

"Please step through the scanner."

BEEP

"Uh-huh. And what is this? Is this a Level 10 Hypnosis Magic?"

"That's not mine! I don't know where that came from!"

"Step over this way, sir...."

Chapter one: in which our protagonist goes through isekai customs-

What does the influx of these people have on the economy

There's at least ten guys quietly trying to skip thousands of years of technological development so you've got these little nation states on ersatz tech fucking each other up

There used to be twenty different dark lords at one ppint

Isekai setting where so many people have gotten isekaied to there that now they're just imprisoning the isekaied people because we can't fucking have any more 21st century dipshits assembling harems and doing One Weird Trick to become invincible