Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️

Someone get me a sword I have work to do

Darkness MTG card altered with a haus of decline comic painted on

Darkness altered with part of a @hausofdecline.bsky.social comic I saw years ago that stuck with me. Eventually I’ll get around to doing 3 more of these.

Last for the night

HEY! Just a quick lil reminder that I, Interesting MTG Art, will be at Shoebox in beautiful St. Paul, Minnesota next week, but not in an official way, I'm just kind of hanging out, seeing friends, and playing Magic: The Gatheting. You should still say hi if/when you see me, tho, cause that's be real cool.

It's a little late in the evening to be sharing this reminder, but there's no time like the present

made a spike about nine o'clock on a Saturday All eyes hit me as I walked into the bar And see the other guys were fooling in the denim dudes A couple cops playing rough stuff, New York, Fire Island I cased the joint, straining at the seams I moseyed up to the counter and the tender came a-grinnin' I snapped the smile off his face and snarled "Give me a bourbon" The mirror on the wall was collecting and reflecting All the heavy bodies ducking, stealing eager for some action The scene screwed me up, I saw some contact Then the big boys, saw me and knew that I'd had too much, floating around Statues alive, seconds are hours Sex like a hurricane, wrapped in and shattered I was barely holding on to this flying body symphony I guess I dream in pictures, not in colors The true free expression I demand is human rights, right? I gave my life, I am immortal Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Love knoweth no laws Nightmare, just a bunch of goddamn, rotten, steaming, raw Deal

Metalheads: we had no idea rob was gay

Rob in 1977: i go to gay bars and have big gay sex with big gay men and this should be a fundamentally protected human right these dudes know what im about and what im about is FUCKIN DUDES

Right? Like I downloaded the app and immediately was greeted with muscle women. peak algorithm

If you can't see it, here they are. #fabtcg

As someone who, not too long ago, had to deal with similar issues, please give if you can.

Manapool is the best. Use the link in my pinned if you need a discount link.

its ok dumbasses together strong 💜

I think lines got crossed somewhere in these posts and grippers got bitten. Truly a day of all time

but she’s so cute 🥺

Grand Abolisher 澎邊 Creature - Human Cleric During your turn, your opponents can't cast spells or activate abilities of artifacts, creatures, or enchantments. "Journey... R 1285 SLD • EN I RANDY VARGAS 2/2 T™ & @ 2023 Wizards of the Coast

Eidolon of Rhetoric 2 Enchantment Creature - Spirit Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. Theros's human philosophers were at a marked disadvantage due to their need to pause for things like food or sleep. 054 1/4 J22・EN ▶やこたこす/YAKOTAKOS ™ & C 2022 Wizards of the Coast

Finally the voice of reason! Run basics and there’s gonna be loads of things you can cast ☺️

…just not more than one and not on my turn.

No, I don't think i will

Don’t worry about it sweetie, you don’t need to untap all those nonbasics ☺️💜

Keep the Founders Fund and Peter Thiel AWAY FROM THIS GAME!

nononononono- A million times over, fuck that noise completely.

The way @manapool.com handles support is seriously so good.

The number of times I've heard from buyers, "yeah I guess something went wrong and the seller didn't have what I ordered but before I knew something was wrong, Mana Pool had sent another one to me and it was already in my mailbox" is nuts.

I stopped using TCGplayer a while ago due to union busting. Since then, I have been using ManaPool for the few singles I've been buying online.

And, honestly, I don't shout my praise for them enough.

USE @manapool.com !!!

Email from Mana Pool that says: Mana Pool The Market for Magic Cards Dear Em, A seller on Mana Pool Order ####### let us know they did not have the following 1 item, so we created a replacement order. We had replacements sent out from (SELLER NAME) You can see the replacements linked under the original order. There is no action needed on your part and no additional charge, we are just letting you know to expect that item from (SELLER NAME)

Hey so I just wanna give a shoutout to @manapool.com for stuff like this. I’ve had similar issues with other online card sellers who usually send over a refund, which is fine!

But going out of their way to get the replacement card and work with another seller for it, at no charge? Pretty sweet 💜

I get that the “celebrity wing” of the HoF is a different thing too but. Taking so long to recognize Demolition is so wild, man

LONG overdue and absolutely crazy that Donald trump was inducted before fucking DEMOLITION.

It’s not like they were one of the longest-reigning tag team champions in history or anything like that 👀

This is fucking horrendous and i’m wishing everyone who pushed for this a very burn in fire

Power Conduit 2 Artifact c, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Choose one - Put a charge counter on target artifact; or put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Sheoldred, the Apocalypse 2* Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor Deathtouch Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life. "Gix failed. I shall not." 107/281 M DMU • EN I CHRIS RAHN 4/5 ™ & © 2022 Wizards of the Coast

Yall are thinking with portals I was over here like

You know you right. He doesn’t SAY it has to be the number of +1/+1 counters 🤔

Savanti Romero, Time's Exile 3BB Legendary Creature - Demon Wizard Trample At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero. "When I am done, there will be no evidence that you ever existed!" R 0267 TMT • EN A MICHELE GIORGI ©2026 Viacom. 4/4 T™ & © 2026 Wizards of the Coast

Reviewing the TMNT cards and this seems exactly like the kinda guy I would try way to hard to build in EDH and give up halfway through but

I’m not crazy there’s something here right?

hell yeag

Catching up with AEW i’m sorry about gay thoughts. They will continue.

Julia Hart and Skye Blue from AEW

i’m just saying they could punch me in the stomach and I’d thank them 😩

Marrow-Gnawer {3}{B}{B} Legendary Creature — Rat Rogue All Rats have fear. {T}, Sacrifice a Rat: Create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens, where X is the number of Rats you control. They don’t follow orders. They follow him. 2/3

there's a lot of good rules text on cards, like "this land can't be blocked" and "cowards can't block warriors," but my favorite has to be All Rats Have Fear

Rathouse Chaos art in Yellow

The Rathouse Chaos shirt on a playmat; art by Em

RATAS Shirt ft a punk rat smoking a cigarette in a cemetery

RATAS logo shirt ft a woman with a rat’s head pulling up her stockings. The logo for RATAS in the back with the trans anarchy symbol

(Need to get a better pics I know!)

Got a very small batch of the Rathouse Chaos Shirts with the art in yellow AND have some leftover Ratas shirts (my band).

Gonna be taking actual decent pics and putting them up on the kofi soon in case anyone’s interested!