Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️

According to payment processors, purchasing fictional sexy art is grossly immoral.

Betting on school children getting blown up is fine though.

It’s really crazy! Seeing the artifact decks running Lotus Petal hits me in the wallet every time 😭

Finally, fair and balanced Nadu the way Richard Garfield intended

TOO MANY PANCAKES

OH THAT’S TRUE.

The possibilities in this format seem limitless and I’m literally like

GOD I LOVE THIS GAME

Nadu is legal in the format tho…
Do I dare?

For the price of a PS5 game you can build two decks. That’s actually crazy when Pauper is cutting close to $70-$80 for meta decks right now

It That heralds the End 1 Creature - Eldrazi Drone Colorless spells you cast with mana value 7 or greater cost 1 less to cast. Other colorless creatures you control get +1/+1. "At first we ignored the little ones. By the time we realized our error, it was too late." —General Tazri, allied commander Illus. Alex Konstad TS & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast 385 2/2

Value Vintage Eldrazi you say?

Count. Me. IN.

@thattcgguy @girldickenergy @valkyri-anna qr code in the center

Tonight at 9p est! Come hang out and chill with this pod of incredible people. Sunday night vibes are always peak. There will be grippies and sippies.

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OH HELL YESS
I’ve been tinkering with an Affinity list I wanna build. Was gonna check if folks were planning on playing V30 in Vegas since I’m already going 😅

Visit Em, Queen of Rats's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

Hey all! The most recent orders went out today! Thank you so much to those that ordered 💜!

If you wanna help out with expenses and get yourself a nice shirt made by yours truly, check out the link! I’ll be shipping out the next batch during the week 🐀

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It's Fred Durst Friday, motherfuckers.

Keep on rollin' into the weekend with that time Limp Bizkit covered Metallica's Sanatarium on MTV Icon. Everyone fondly remembers Korn's offerings, but this shit right here was the best song of the night IMHO.

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I appreciate this level of character development

Pre-game Ramyeon - TCG MTG Playmat This playmat features three illustrated characters—Mira, Rumi, and Zoey—in a vibrant, neon-colored style inspired by K-pop and fantasy themes.

Maaaaaaaan this is pretty 💜

If you wanna snag one and use code RATHOUSE for a discount I wouldn’t blame you 👀

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Squen and Cragg basic land alters - acrylic with gloss varnish
(Available!)

#magicthegathering #lorwyn #lorwyneclipsed #magicalters

A screenshot from the linked article.

Pioneer is in dire straights right now, and I wanted to spend some time talking about it.

I love this format and really want to see it succeed.

New article out now over on @coolstuffinc.com!

#MTG #MTGPioneer

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finally updated my Etsy shop with new prints!! 💌 love u guys!!

>>> jayrnski.etsy.com

It’s really funny that every new band I discover involves an extensive google search 😩

Black Metal is so good when you don’t have a racist-ass bitch in your ear

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NEW BLACKBRAID RRRAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Zyggy, new illusionist hero from Flesh and Blood (young version here)

I can’t stop thinking about them ✨

Care to have a drink? 🥂 🐁

Psst, hey buddy you wanna hear a perfect album?

3000% a no-skip album.

In fact lemme play it now

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

Learn from the best with a Masterclass lesson from renowned pro player Yuki Lee Bender, bringing you a full comprehensive guide to playing Teklovossen, Esteemed Magnate!

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Editor’s note:
Please do not tap and or sac your trans friends without consent.

For what it’s worth i do find these paints amusing :3