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Em, Rat Queen πŸ€πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@ratqueenem.bsky.social

Professional Puerto Rican goofball that plays TCGs (FaB, Gundam TCG, MTG) and fighting games. I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. Business: rathousePR@gmail.com NerdGear.GG Ambassador (Code RATHOUSE for 5% off!) Links: linktr.ee/rathousePR (They/She) πŸ€

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Posts by Em, Rat Queen πŸ€πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (@ratqueenem.bsky.social)

This is fucking horrendous and i’m wishing everyone who pushed for this a very burn in fire

02.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Power Conduit
2
Artifact
c, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Choose one - Put a charge counter on target artifact; or put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Power Conduit 2 Artifact c, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Choose one - Put a charge counter on target artifact; or put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Sheoldred, the Apocalypse 2*
Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor
Deathtouch
Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
"Gix failed. I shall not."
107/281 M
DMU β€’ EN I CHRIS RAHN
4/5
β„’ & Β© 2022 Wizards of the Coast

Sheoldred, the Apocalypse 2* Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor Deathtouch Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life. "Gix failed. I shall not." 107/281 M DMU β€’ EN I CHRIS RAHN 4/5 β„’ & Β© 2022 Wizards of the Coast

Yall are thinking with portals I was over here like

02.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You know you right. He doesn’t SAY it has to be the number of +1/+1 counters πŸ€”

02.03.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Savanti Romero, Time's Exile 3BB
Legendary Creature - Demon Wizard
Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero.
Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero.
"When I am done, there will be no evidence that you ever existed!"
R 0267
TMT β€’ EN A MICHELE GIORGI
Β©2026 Viacom.
4/4
Tβ„’ & Β© 2026 Wizards of the Coast

Savanti Romero, Time's Exile 3BB Legendary Creature - Demon Wizard Trample At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Savanti Romero. Then you draw X cards and lose X life, where X is the number of counters on Savanti Romero. "When I am done, there will be no evidence that you ever existed!" R 0267 TMT β€’ EN A MICHELE GIORGI Β©2026 Viacom. 4/4 Tβ„’ & Β© 2026 Wizards of the Coast

Reviewing the TMNT cards and this seems exactly like the kinda guy I would try way to hard to build in EDH and give up halfway through but

I’m not crazy there’s something here right?

02.03.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeag

02.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catching up with AEW i’m sorry about gay thoughts. They will continue.

02.03.2026 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Julia Hart and Skye Blue from AEW

Julia Hart and Skye Blue from AEW

i’m just saying they could punch me in the stomach and I’d thank them 😩

02.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Marrow-Gnawer
{3}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature β€” Rat Rogue
All Rats have fear.
{T}, Sacrifice a Rat: Create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens, where X is the number of Rats you control.
They don’t follow orders. They follow him.
2/3

Marrow-Gnawer {3}{B}{B} Legendary Creature β€” Rat Rogue All Rats have fear. {T}, Sacrifice a Rat: Create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens, where X is the number of Rats you control. They don’t follow orders. They follow him. 2/3

there's a lot of good rules text on cards, like "this land can't be blocked" and "cowards can't block warriors," but my favorite has to be All Rats Have Fear

01.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
Rathouse Chaos art in Yellow

Rathouse Chaos art in Yellow

The Rathouse Chaos shirt on a playmat; art by Em

The Rathouse Chaos shirt on a playmat; art by Em

RATAS Shirt ft a punk rat smoking a cigarette in a cemetery

RATAS Shirt ft a punk rat smoking a cigarette in a cemetery

RATAS logo shirt ft a woman with a rat’s head pulling up her stockings. The logo for RATAS in the back with the trans anarchy symbol

RATAS logo shirt ft a woman with a rat’s head pulling up her stockings. The logo for RATAS in the back with the trans anarchy symbol

(Need to get a better pics I know!)

Got a very small batch of the Rathouse Chaos Shirts with the art in yellow AND have some leftover Ratas shirts (my band).

Gonna be taking actual decent pics and putting them up on the kofi soon in case anyone’s interested!

01.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lil baby beeper still needs our help ;~;

26.02.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Simple Style
Prices

Portrait: $50
Half-body: $100
Full-body: $160

Simple Style Prices Portrait: $50 Half-body: $100 Full-body: $160

Detailed Style
Prices

Portrait: $80
Half-body: $140
Full-body: $200

Detailed Style Prices Portrait: $80 Half-body: $140 Full-body: $200

Opening up 1-2 commission slots! If interested, check out the full info on:
xochilex.carrd.co#comminfo

24.02.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Could any girls tell me what this is
I am a visual learner

28.02.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 18112    πŸ” 7743    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 113
28.02.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Late to the party but, finished Derry Girls and oh god I was not expecting to fall in love with these characters so hard. I miss them already 😭

I’m also an absolute sucker for Cranberries and will be forever

28.02.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lessgoooo you got that shit ON πŸ’œ

28.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Goth Night 1's fit.

I still need to figure out the hair situation but I got that Rat House on lock.

28.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Proxy of Brigone, Soldier of Melitas, waving a trans flag, with the flavor text replaced with β€œTrans Rights!”

Proxy of Brigone, Soldier of Melitas, waving a trans flag, with the flavor text replaced with β€œTrans Rights!”

Hello! I mocked up the alter I will be doing for this, here’s a proxy version:

28.02.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Neat commission for today. Got a matching hammer for a Marvel Pleiades!

#FaBTCG #FaBAlters

28.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Over the course of making prizes, I'm gonna quote post this with the things I'm making for it... keep the eyes on it where they belong. :3

27.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s like they KNOW πŸ‘€

27.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Concept for the new DBD Killer who is a uh… idk spider angel femme being with 4 wings? Seems phyrexian with a touch of celestial

Concept for the new DBD Killer who is a uh… idk spider angel femme being with 4 wings? Seems phyrexian with a touch of celestial

Wild things seem to be going on with the Dead by Daylight design team cause they seem to be trying to appeal, specifically, to me.

27.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My egg cracked when I discovered Grixis affinity

27.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay person: I'm gay

Autistic person: I'm autistic

Gay, autistic person: so it's called Pauper, it's a 60 card format where you can only play commons. People sometimes call it Legacy-lite due to its play patterns and power level and most decks are under $50

27.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 467    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4

aint no way. aint no way they're actually saying 'pencil slop'. thats the most cope shit i've ever heard in my entire existence. i think some of these AI dudes are humanslop. i think when their mom made them it was birthslop

27.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Being the logistics guy behind the scenes and making sure everything is organized and recorded is my forte ✌🏼

If you sent to Henn, that counts! Send me those transaction receipts

And remember: if you see a deadname, no you didn't! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ«°πŸ»

26.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

donating to charities is great, but getting that money into the community takes time and vetting, and time is not something people have right now

Donate DIRECTLY to people's cashapps, venmos, paypals, ko-fis

my friend and brother in arms @iwriterobots.com lives in Kansas and needs help NOW

26.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 97    πŸ” 76    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 5
Unglued forest card, with it's art drawn over with an overgrown, cracked stone henge

Unglued forest card, with it's art drawn over with an overgrown, cracked stone henge

"Deep in the primeval wilds, a dolmen lies abandoned.
It's Titan having been banished long ago"

One de-terf'd forest for @juwuniper.bsky.social!
This was a buncha fun.
Always happy to scour a terf's art off of a card
#MTG #MTGart

26.02.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

lmaoooo in your defense it’s 100% something I would have said about myself either way. In a way you’re telling me to shut up preemptively πŸ’œ

27.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0