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Where am I? I’m at the government shutdown. I’m at the Taylor Swift album release. I’m at the combination government shutdown and Taylor Swift album release 🕺🪩

Not that far off

This is why we get along, I am a slut for French toast !!

residents are likely to see green dye in a creek during a stormwater inspection. you do not need to call us if you do.

residents are unlikely to see Green Day in a creek during a stormwater inspection. you are strongly encouraged to call us if you do.

Things that have happened since I’ve been on here last: I got a new job, had to spend too much money on my car, and our country is still collapsing. 🤠

I genuinely think one of the best things for my shopping addiction I could have done is unsubscribe from mass marketing emails. I’m confident that by doing this, I have saved myself so much by not feeling the need to shop the sales and “get the best deals” on stuff I may not even need

Cats to brighten up your feed

Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag She's pointing back and looking shocked

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Every account on Facebook automatically followed the “president’s” account page today.
Immediately unfollowed and blocked

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

rip free speech

Gonna miss this app so much

I’m sad.

Smacking your own ass is key

Happy Saturday friends 🤘

So far the only thing I have lined up is seeing Avril Lavigne and Simple Plan in cinci and I’m stoked to relive my teen years

That must be why my highlights keep disappearing

So glad to hear it

🎵that’s me in the corner. that’s me in my sweatpants, eating my doritos🎵

Amazing

fine i'll do it.

1 like = we'll treat 1 gallon of water

Can’t wait for this!! Fingers crossed it all works out 🤞⚽️

It’s tough out here, I’ve been looking for either WFH or in person and it’s hard finding a company I align with enough to apply for it. We got this though 💪

Love the “skeets” name

Please

Interestingly, this is also a photograph of my thoughts at three a.m.

For the body care lovers, this lotion is literally one of the best I think I’ve ever used. It smells like the most dreamy chai and leaves me so moisturized I love it so much

Breaking our own records one game at a time 🔥