jubileus @bigjubileus - Bluesky Profile

men i trust were fire but they took always lone off the setlist so i can only presume they hate me

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Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls

Yankee Candle Clarifies That Product Only Intended To Be Dripped On Balls https://theonion.com/yankee-candle-clarifies-that-product-only-intended-to-b-1829843861/

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Mascot Doing Fentanyl Fold

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Donald Trump’s hair is unusual.

Slungus

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some dude is actively staring me down while blasting suicideboys on the bus this should be punishable by death surely

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not them playing l’imperatrice on the plane im in heaven

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airports be like £3.10 caprisun

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a pile of brown dirt on a white background ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white background

paris tomorrow and finishing my tattoo sleeve next week my wallet rn:

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Dang.

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what kind of fish is this

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Q: Is Donald Trump named in the Epstein files? A: There is no record of Epstein’s best friend hanging out with him.

What To Know About The Epstein Files
theonion.com/what-to...

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thanks @hekimae.bsky.social for the free mug!! drinking in solidarity (the mug may or may not be empty rn)

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don’t usually post gigs but betcover were fucking insane

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just got this, chat they’re in my phone (i do this on every post)

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so true king

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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

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there couldnt have been a better answer

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why does every social media have to have a quick add function that’s easy to fat finger i’ve showed myself up like 5 times today alone adding people i knew 9 years ago on snapchat

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HOW

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