Mia’s gonna try using this app I promise

Hiiiii Charlotte!!! ❤️

Is it possible to eat a meal without getting sleepy??? This is legit so annoying

Turning Adventure Time characters into human women while keeping them recognizable would be my character design dream job I’m so jealous

The majority of AT’s minor cast members are weird little guys, which mean that in Fiona and Cake’s world is populated mostly by unconventional looking women, which is great for me and my purposes

Well those sound like better stories so…

Yuri where the girls are basically already dating but don’t realize it yet is one of my favorite tropes. It’s so silly and cute

I swear there’s two guys in this class who seem like they’re competing for who can be the most infuriating

They are so silly

a kitten is sitting on the floor with the words `` good morning '' written above it . Alt: a kitten is sitting on the floor with the words `` good morning '' written above it .

Y’all getting two vaccines the day before I planned on getting a big project done was a bad idea. This is me at work rn

Heathcliff Panel: Heathcliff is pouncing on a fish bowl. The fish says "I think I need a new ballot- I filled in the bubble too emphatically."

New Yorker Panel: Voters are casting their ballots. One of them says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."

11/4/25

Celine Song’s ‘MATERIALISTS’ is coming to HBO Max this Friday.

See which other movies are coming soon to HBO Max: bit.ly/HBONov25

can we talk about the women ages 18-29 though??? how is that not the story here

When I’m president I’ll mandate that every lesbian gets a minimum of 45 minutes of gf cuddle time every morning before she has to get up and do things

hannah - says she likes zohran, forgets to vote
marnie - quietly votes cuomo
jessa - doesn't vote, is personal friends with mira nair somehow
shoshanna - vocal cuomo supporter
ray - canvases for zohran, day-1 ride or die. him and shosh won't talk for like a year
elijah - votes zohran
adam - sliwa

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

evil girlfriend 🥰

I should gain the ability to obliterate my body when I’m finishing projects. More so then anything external, I feel like the very fact I’m contained within myself distracts me when I’m trying to work

no im not plural it's the royal we

Great news: the new ebook service out library uses features separate tags for different identities instead of a general “LGBT” tag
Bad news: half the books tagged transgender are sissy hypno type shit

Brb killing him

Someone should make a chart showing the evolution of Renesme technology (fake babies in movies)

Facecard Friday cuz I need my oomfs to remember how pretty I am

She’s standing on my boob to be clear

Pervert dog

I deserve everything I want

Do you think my professor would consider “too full of gay thoughts to write about straight people” a valid excuse for not finishing my final?

Big news for the Charlotte fandom

Poorly drawn stick figure saying- “I think whatever website you’re getting this jargon from is hurting you.”

Looked back at the time I got a weirdly viral tweet commenting on that one inadvertently transmisogynistic mural, & the negative comments are either “how dare you say queer people can’t look however they want” and “heh, that’s what you freaks look like” in equal measure