freelance jester

The thousand island stare

been listening to a bunch of the ambient stuff made by one of the Blood Incantation guys. It's very good. Great for game dev background noise

big if tru

The what

Email from HR: "Hi Team!! good news!! Any and all piss and shit you excrete at work will now be analyzed for banned contaminants (seed oils, Red 40, Soy Lecithin, Methyl cellulose). Any detection in banned contaminants will result in a strike. After 3 strikes your human form will be evaporated!!!!

Hey Jim, I tried to vibe code a fix for the company login portal and it accidentally emailed 300 AI generated images of your penis based on your apple watch health data from your work email to the CEO. He just sent out a memo saying he's having you euthanized by someone from Task Rabbit

🎨 #Fanart of Bion from Psycho Patrol R
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#art #artist #digitalart

Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap

Babe wake up they made A Scanner Darkly real

just discovered pressing F on faces removes interior edges in blender

this goes hard for laying out floor plans! 😮

Not sure if everyone knows this, but I fully build out and sculpt my own reference material in blender and then draw over it after. I spend a silly amount of time adding in details that are 70% going to be lost in the drawing phase, but the work is always better when the foundation is better.

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

Xogot: Godot for iPad - Available on the App Store We’re thrilled to announce that Xogot, our native port of the Godot game engine for iPad, is now available on the Apple App Store! Xogot brings the full power of Godot 4.4 to a touch-first, iPad-nati...

After 18 months of gestation, Godot and SwiftUI had a baby!

Xogot is out now on the AppStore:

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you are not “doing your own research.” you are not running rct’s. you are not even doing a literature review. you are looking at stuff online

if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you

If you’re reading a New York Times piece and you see a portrait of a normal person just sitting on a bed starkly lit you know you’re going to learn about something incomprehensibly evil like a company dumping forever chemicals into baby formula.

Still from the television show Pepper Ann showing from left to right Nicky, Milo and Peppper Ann walking down a sidewalk next to a parking lot

if the hardcore band looks like this you are going to die in the pit

“If I stuck my dick in an electrical socket would it hurt really really bad???”

I’ll do all of that for $5 final offer

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

“They made dog made of all bones” no they didn’t. Dogs have 5 or 6 bones at the most

They don’t make ass-less chaps for guys like me. The best we get are those cargo pants that zip off into shorts

Started eating the drywall right off the bone again so they’re threatening to bring me out back and put my down like they did to Kermit the Frog

Got a huge bruise on my ass and I just keep pointing at it and saying “we have the blue man group at home”

Getting exorcised like a demon after I ate enough Red 40 to rearrange my RNA

i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts