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Gabriel S. Jacobs

@gsjphd.bsky.social

Paleontologist. Educator. Big galoot. Bespoke homemade opinions. (he/him) Arthropod enthusiast, echino-curious. Eamus Catuli, illegitimi non carborundum.

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alas I was curious and so I looked...and you're also a 10/7 denier and an apologist for the mass-murder of children...so long as they're Jewish children apparently.

a lot of people say "zio" thinking it's just short for "Zionist" & might be reached, but you really are an irredeemable sort of filth.

05.08.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the replied-to skeet, by Millie, or Mills if we're friends
millie29.bsky.social
Muted by "People who say "zio""
Nobody forced Jews to become moneylenders lol.
They simply prohibited non-Jews.
Big diff dude.
August 5, 2025, at 10:57 AM

Screenshot of the replied-to skeet, by Millie, or Mills if we're friends millie29.bsky.social Muted by "People who say "zio"" Nobody forced Jews to become moneylenders lol. They simply prohibited non-Jews. Big diff dude. August 5, 2025, at 10:57 AM

Wrong.
In most of medieval Europe, Jews were barred from owning lands or entering skilled-trade guilds. "forcing Jews to become moneylenders" & "banning Jews from trades OTHER than moneylending" is a distinction without a difference.

I guess it's always the ones you most expect who say this shit.

05.08.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just begging to be peeled apart and whimsically stuck on someone's nose.

05.08.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They spent so long pursuing profits, even at the expense of environmental health and workers' rights, that they got their priorities mixed up. They're not so much pro-industry as anti-environment and anti-worker. See: Trump policy on efficiency standards.

05.08.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Given that they're still going on about how they're going to bring back coal AND fracking (the shale gas boom fracking enabled is a big part of why market forces are pushing out thermal coal) I'm not surprised at the incoherence.

05.08.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fairly slonky

05.08.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Google Slides manages to fuck up the animations (I want my bullet points to appear one at a time, not all at once) every time.

05.08.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'M HERE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

05.08.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's got slightly more blood relations and slightly fewer found family relationships than the typical superhero team and mfs lose their mind.

04.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weeeell some of them. The Emperor Seamounts aren't going to erupt ever again, but some "extinct" volcanoes in places that still have active magmatic systems nearby could potentially come back to life.

04.08.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think most people have no idea how many active volcanoes there are.

04.08.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"minds soft and blank as a freshly peeled egg" to borrow a turn of phrase from @badspacecomics.bsky.social

04.08.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it just me or is all the whining coming from reactionary media weirdos? Like, has Clark herself claimed she's being treated unfairly?

It's all just Monday morning quarterbacks, right?

04.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"common mis-transcription"
I wonder if there's any medical analogue for a simple mis-transcription causing big problems down the line?

Anyway, mixing up similar words like glycine/glycerol, adenine/adrenaline, or plasma/plasmid is a good way to endanger patients. Lightning-bug vs. the lightning.

04.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Transition layer depth over the Phanerozoic.
Gray lower curve reflects data with a lower-bound decompaction factor of 1.0 applied; green upper curve reflects data with an upper-bound decompaction factor of 3.0 applied. Curves produced by LOESS smoothing model with ฮฑ = 0.3. Shaded areas are 95% confidence intervals. Geological timescale visualized using the R package deeptime (v1.1.1)

Transition layer depth over the Phanerozoic. Gray lower curve reflects data with a lower-bound decompaction factor of 1.0 applied; green upper curve reflects data with an upper-bound decompaction factor of 3.0 applied. Curves produced by LOESS smoothing model with ฮฑ = 0.3. Shaded areas are 95% confidence intervals. Geological timescale visualized using the R package deeptime (v1.1.1)

Nowadays, animals till the seafloor. They make holes, eat the organic matter buried there, and flush the sediment with water. But this system had to evolve through the Phanerozoic into its current form, with a few ups and down along the way. ๐Ÿงชโš’๏ธ

Link: www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

04.08.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

How many college grads do you think they're actually attracting to become gestapo agents?

04.08.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three logicians enter a bar.
โ€œBeer for everyone?โ€ asks the barman.
โ€œI don't know,โ€ says the first logician.
โ€œI don't know,โ€ says the second.
โ€œYes!โ€ answers the third.

04.08.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 148    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

usually such a long sentence is punishment for some monstrous crime, but here it's just the crime.

04.08.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your Snob be a Snob, that is right:
Fetch it home by all meansโ€”you may watch how it preens
And it's handy for starting a fight.

04.08.2025 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reverse of "Teach the Controversy". Instead of pretending a basic fact is subject to heated debate, they're taking something we actually need to talk about and insisting it be swept under the rug.

04.08.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Race...breeds obsession & discord, preventing us from getting along. Why race holds such subversive power, & why it divides us, is never broached, of course, because that context & history (genocide, pillage, slavery, segregation, mass incarceration) might, if accurately recounted, be 'divisive.'"

04.08.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Likud MK says no โ€˜Pโ€™ in Arabic, so no Palestinian nation * * *

extremely embarrassing that that one made it into the Knesset tbh

04.08.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And in a footnote:
"We don't say in the paper what happened to the 25th ant, but the fact is it escaped."

It's a great reminder of how science is a messy process, how there's all sorts of weird goings-on behind the nice neat writeup in a journal. It's all very human.

04.08.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's an essential read!

One of my favorite bits is in a chapter about ant lions and how they feed on chemically defended ants...he excerpts a paper of his describing feeding 25 pre-weighed ants to repletion on sugar syrup, weighing them, and then feeding 24 of them to pre-weighed ant lions.

04.08.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thomas Eisner explains in his book "For Love of Insects" that the spray contains a bit of caprylic acid, a greasy long-chain compound which helps the mixture soak through the waxy cuticle of insects and arachnids. A bit of acetic acid is a nuisance to an ant; with caprylic acid too, it's noxious.

04.08.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

haha okay
there's a man out front there's a man out front

04.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait are we saying it twice now?

04.08.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's crazy how much AI is like the your worst coworker.

Doesn't do their job right, steals your shit, isn't funny, and in the end you still have to redo all their work and for some god knows what reason your boss loves them and never fires them.

03.08.2025 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1694    ๐Ÿ” 637    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

A few weeks ago the reels Abcefook recommends to me switched from 90% egirl cheesecake to 90% right-wing propaganda. (I never click on any of it? They just think men my age like this crap?) It keeps showing me videos I've already hidden too, very insistent.

Dude I'm only there to ID people's rocks.

04.08.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Revisions making the Trump job record look worse are a plot by Biden officials to make the Trump job record look worse, & we know this because there were revisions making the Biden job record look worse."

When they expect you to believe an argument this stupid, they're insulting your intelligence.

03.08.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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