elan gale

Why did nobody tell me that David Dastmalchian has a YouTube interview show called Grave Conversations where he interviews people with both of them lying in coffins

want to eat a nice snack

“Chocolate covered potato chips? This is how empires fall.”

*30 seconds later*

“I have the taste of God in my mouth.”

I had one of those once it was nice

Great

what are you eating for lunch these days

it is the night of the mollusk

once again I welcome you all to turkey town

David Dastmalchian’s ‘Grave Conversations’ Will Rise from the Dead for Season 2 David Dastmalchian's talk show 'Grave Conversations' will return for Season 2, continuing it's exploration of mortality, legacy, and the afterlife.

we are so back, baby

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I understand

Life is full of hard decisions. Death doesn’t have to be.

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the other day I saw a wind up toy in the shape of a raisin and I didn’t buy it and I am full of shame and regret

the turkey himself

hello new friends welcome to turkey town

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Thank you @theyearofelan.bsky.social for bringing this back beacuse it is needed.

Thank you, Kelly! Hope the retreat in Italy was great.

Sounds like things are really well! Can’t wait for the new podcast too. ♥️♥️♥️

very good. Feeling lucky. Newly married and working hard to make more fun tv. A joy

How are you??

hi friend!

I haven’t seen a duck in a while

Thanks, buddy! Been wayyyy too long !

we got married yall @mollycaitlynquinn.bsky.social

I live inside the computer now and it is nice

Happy New Year, all. ❤️

she weighs three pounds but still takes up the whole bed

Oh hey!

happy mother! day

raisins are good

Today is the day! #
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 opens in theaters! At the end of the day, this is a movie about joy & compassion & learning to see beyond the rim of our own worlds & having empathy for all living things.

#GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3  is in theaters now and I highly recommend seeing it as soon as you can. It’s incredible, it’s fun, it’s hilarious and moving, and most of all, it’s a perfect conclusion to one of the best trilogies of all time! James Gunn and the Guardians forever!!! ♥️