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@thiscantbeworse.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈🔞 MDNI NSFW - do not distribute I don’t bite but I am savage dj / gymrat/ ps5 /yarn boi 🧶/ cat dad/ very gay SF/Yay Area is home Snap: https://snapchat.com/t/VK8NljJw Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/capitalcorey/ partnered/open 👬

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Latest posts by thiscantbeworse.bsky.social on Bluesky

Okay the feeling of wanting to go to a small cabin off the internet for a month while I sort out some health stuff is winning love yall be back soon

05.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Me to oomf after we're done

05.12.2025 01:34 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 1

Very much a hot something

05.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t worry I can help

04.12.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think you’re overthinking this

04.12.2025 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fine but I’m complaining the entire time

04.12.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They’re great until one open mouth coughs in your face!

04.12.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear every time I hang out with kids I pick up a cold 🤧

04.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Best ass on this here app

04.12.2025 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since I’m in horny jail for a few days I would like to ask every guy with a huge gorgeous uncut cock to please put it safely away* until I can play with them again

*you can store them below for safekeeping

03.12.2025 05:41 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I just blue myself Micheal!”

03.12.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THE ONE

03.12.2025 04:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

NO I will never live up my fantasy of being That Bitch ™

03.12.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly I’m down with going full avatar let’s get blue people freaky

03.12.2025 04:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh this has me bussing open

02.12.2025 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please dick root me until I can’t stand anymore 🥵🥵🥵

02.12.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🥵🥵🥵🥵

02.12.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are giving BACK!

02.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management

02.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 469    🔁 129    💬 4    📌 1
A photo of thiscantbeworse’s most played musical artists for 2025. The top ten order are: Charlotte De Witte, Above & Beyond, Kaskade, Tinlicker, Adam Port, Keinemusik, Lady Gaga, Black Hertz, Rufus Du Sol and Kettama

A photo of thiscantbeworse’s most played musical artists for 2025. The top ten order are: Charlotte De Witte, Above & Beyond, Kaskade, Tinlicker, Adam Port, Keinemusik, Lady Gaga, Black Hertz, Rufus Du Sol and Kettama

Oooh #applereplay is here 🥳🥳🥳

02.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Winter coat is coming in 😏

02.12.2025 17:07 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol I’m getting shadowbanned on IG was it my mamdani thirst posts

02.12.2025 03:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spicy post flopped on CF 😭

02.12.2025 02:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Ask him if he thinks gas has a smell I need to know he’s safe

02.12.2025 01:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can take all my moments 🥺

02.12.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Truly I lived the peak hipster millennial life when it was a thing

01.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am fully sleeper agent activated by “Kids” playing on shuffle where did this 40oz come from oh god the zip hoodie what

01.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Today’s melty was being friends with the same people

01.12.2025 22:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh it’s up now

01.12.2025 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is this giving hockey ass?

01.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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