Duane Beard

Oh come on, at what point does this become blackface?

The soundtrack would be amazing though

Under the jail

This feels similar to the difference between kink-shaming and hypocrisy-shaming. I'm all for the second one but the first isn't cool

"...because I couldn't ever pass it" Not with that attitude

Gigantic ass sideburns on imperial officers in the original Star Wars...

"but I'm at the office" You have a phone in your fucking pocket

Can confirm. Source: I grew up in E Tx

Liked for "paper machete"

The right's reaction to the response to Kirk's death told me they are NOT ready for the response when Trump buys it

Ugh, they probably had to chisel the tar off the walls 🤢

Yuuuuuup. My pet theory is that bars started getting remodeled and looking nicer in general in the early 2000s because when smoking bans kicked in it was the first time the owners had ever actually seen the inside walls and they realized "oh wait, this place looks like shit!"

Let's be real, a "former smoker" is pretty much anyone who spent any time in a bar, restaurant, or any other public place before 2000

Sleepy Don

Also needs Malibu, which I haven't had since NYE Y2K for...reasons... 😬🤢

Aww, thanks! She said "cute Adonis!"

My 10yo asked to see Adonis pics so we were scrolling your feed, and when she saw this one she said "wow, she's beautiful! She looks like Sabrina Carpenter" 😊

"...nearly impossible to measure the impact on AI on business productivity (in a way that doesn't look absolutely disastrous)..."

I'm still annoyed at "vote blue no matter who! wait, not like that..."

Threads - Get yesterday's news tomorrow

"The guitar seems like a good deal but the strings aren't original. Should I still buy it?"

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I feel like cornering the market on fossil fuels today is like cornering the market on VHS cassette production around 2002

The explosives are called boombies

Also it's one side playing by a rule book the other side burned years ago

Like when the idea that didn't work for one project just happens to work perfectly for a totally different project six months later

Tipper Gore is pretty much why I voted for Nader in 2000. I was 22, a low information voter, and a music lover whose biggest mental association with the Gore name was the PRMC. Plus, I lived in Texas so I already knew Bush sucked but had the state locked up

They made children's toys for Robocop. What the fuck?

At this point in the 2008 cycle the GE matchup was "obviously" going to be Clinton/Giuliani, lol