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Dan "Dan Schultz" Schultz

@slifty.bsky.social

Dan is just this guy, you know?

162 Followers  |  127 Following  |  68 Posts  |  Joined: 01.07.2023  |  1.9247

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AP news doesn't even have the word Epstein on it's front page πŸ«₯

16.02.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Feb, 2006, Southwest Airlines' "Spirit Magazine" had a pizza article and dubbed Mineo's Pizza, Pittsburgh, the best pizza in the United States.

I shared this news with my friends at Carnegie Mellon and cite it to this day. 20 years later they're all demanding proof; please help me find a copy.

14.01.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"She was just a mother who dropped her kid off at school."

08.01.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IT HAS SNOWN.

14.12.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chat GPT but it calls you daddy

06.12.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ultimately this was a good adventure.

I hope the cooling racks did not melt, as apparently those were supposed to be removed; I will find out when the oven lets me back inside.

28.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been an hour and the smoke stopped 30m ago; I have since looked up what this feature actually does and apparently *I* have to clean up "ash residue" when it's done.

Auto clean? more like "human clean" amirite?

28.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hosting Thanksgiving tomorrow for 35 people; I do firmly believe tonight was the right time to try out the oven's auto-clean feature.

28.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the bright side it was, in fact, cayenne pepper

27.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: if you have a spice jar labeled "cayenne pepper" and you look at it and think it looks more like chili powder do *not* put your nose up to the jar and sniff in order to make that determination.

27.11.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"This is not normal. We cannot allow this to feel normal."

20.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Absolutely schooled by my 10 year old. It starts...

13.11.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The LaGuardia Famiglia pizzaria and church.

The LaGuardia Famiglia pizzaria and church.

LaGuardia Famiglia looks *nothing* like the airport. Kinda neat tho!

11.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let the record show that I do not believe the Democratic party should cave to the GoP's brutish tactics in this shutdown.

(That said, I also don't rely on SNAP and would be very interested to know what that community actually wants...)

10.11.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#MozFest has been such a great chance to re-connect with friends, colleagues, and collective visions. It's clearly time to start leaning into creating Bad Ideas again.

09.11.2025 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Democrats voted for a shutdown. Now they have to find a way out Senate Democrats kept their promise to reject any Republican spending bill that didn’t extend or restore health care benefits, choosing instead to force a government shutdown.

apnews.com/article/demo...

Imagine being a major news source and not even knowing what party controls all three branches of the U.S. Government.

02.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 10 y/o wants a COVID booster for the fall. I had to explain to her that we don't know exactly what will happen yet because our country is being led by people who don't understand science and won't allow kids to get healthcare.

I don't care what your politics are, that is her lived reality.

05.09.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My 80-year-old aunt told me she "got tired of streaming" and is borrowing DVDs from her library again.

So I checked it out and they have an amazing selection. Blu-rays too, from Criterion, Kino Lorber and other boutique labels.
#PhysicalMedia #FilmSky

21.08.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10606    πŸ” 1615    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 244

It took a 2-week tech detox vacation for me to finally see that four screens MIGHT be too many screens.

10.08.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

LLMs should be ranked in terms of equivalence to various answer services. Does it beat Yahoo Answers => Quora => Twitter => Your Very Confident Cousin => TikTok => Reddit => etc.

13.07.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Social Security Administration just emailed me political propaganda.

This country is in rough shape.

04.07.2025 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE CUCUMBERS

12.05.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got an email from Democratic party administrators warning that ActBlue is likely to be targeted by the Trump administration. As a local candidate this would affect my ability to receive online donations and file campaign finance reports.

This is not a normal thing to need to worry about.

24.04.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A artisanally crafted trash can patio.

A artisanally crafted trash can patio.

I can finally say I have left my mark on this world.

14.04.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our trade balance will be zero if there is no trade any more :logic:

03.04.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also saw this thingy (related to the "tariffs" that we are "being charged")

03.04.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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I am choosing to believe that carve-out item (5) "bullion" is a typo'd reference to bouillon cubes.

NO TARIFFS ON SOUP.

02.04.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump tariffs live updates on "Liberation Day" after announcement of baseline 10% reciprocal tariffs President Trump announced new reciprocal tariffs on Wednesday, which he dubbed "Liberation Day."

Yes :(

"Mr. Trump announced a 10% baseline tariff for all U.S. trading partners, to go into effect on April 5. He also announced more reciprocal tariffs against the "worst offenders," which will go into effect on April 9."

(Source: www.cbsnews.com/live-updates...)

02.04.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus an additional 10% "baseline" tariff on all of the above (so add 10%)

02.04.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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