@selenasurreal.bsky.social
Either the smartest dumb girl or the dumbest smart girl ✨️Brooklyn Drag Empress✨️ 🐍🐍 Serpent Siren of the Black Cherry Sideshow🖤🍒🍒🖤
i love having no appointments except one of my least favorite clients at the end of my day so i cant even leave early🙃
27.02.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE
(secretly planning one of my ambitious pincushion feats for march Black Cherry)
accidentally tipsy at a straight bar, a daunting circumstance
18.01.2025 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
you're telling me i made my sylvester debut and went to the reptile expo with @valentinedrag.bsky.social and came home with 3 new babies in past 50 hours of my life
12.01.2025 23:31 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 05 minutes of being home and my dad has already talked chemtrails
24.12.2024 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does @hideokojimaen.bsky.social have a letterboxd account? i wanna see his takes with ratings
22.12.2024 00:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
20.12.2024 16:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
one of the most difficult things about having letterboxd is finding out how many people think signs is a good movie
19.12.2024 21:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bro last night was Just Like the white-winged dove
17.09.2024 18:59 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1brickiana have shows, shes gonna be breakthru next year watch
12.12.2024 08:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0are you gonna be at all night skate tonight for brickhouse? you should be, me and @sockirl.bsky.social are gonna be eating it up all night
11.12.2024 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0spent 5 minutes trying to get the cat to cuddle with me, finally got her to sit with me and then immediately laughed too loud at a funny video, and she left
28.11.2024 01:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
ngl when i finaly get on hrt im gonna be devastatingly hot
26.11.2024 16:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fish are food, not friends
26.11.2024 02:58 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0"it sucks that you are the way that you are" - Valentine addressing my lactose intolerance
22.11.2024 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bug show! bug show! bug show!
22.11.2024 16:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can't wait to be the only queer in Brooklyn who hasn't seen the new wicked movie
22.11.2024 16:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you ever set loose approximately 1500 ladybugs into your apartment or are you a coward?
22.11.2024 01:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i did that to Val the other day about Ethel cain...
19.11.2024 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dat boi hasn't come in so long🥺
18.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0which i think is probably a pretty accurate call
15.11.2024 21:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0been describing my drag lately as "i don't get booked for brunch"
15.11.2024 21:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1still getting he/himed by clients after introducing myself as Lorelei is an insane experience, like this isn't a Johnny cash song, bitch im TRANS
14.11.2024 22:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*unless you're crazy person
14.11.2024 20:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hopefully this kills twitter🥰
14.11.2024 02:52 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
