OddBaller

The Joker: "why so serious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"

Have any of those twitter porn reply bots said something like "I'm like Charlie Kirk too the way my neck game is viral!"

This shit sucks, whoever made it probably has no money and a low IQ

Whenever I need to blow off some steam I call ICE on myself and then blow their head smooth off when they break into my house masked with no warrant

Reddit, I sort of did a thing and murdered my whole family because they ate the last red velvet cupcake even though I CALLED DIBS on it. Am I the asshole here?

Don't trust anyone. Everyone is a goblin in disguise trying to steal your loot.

All the reporting about the shooter having a trans roommate and/or partner gives a subtle implication that trans people have mind control (how did they find out...)

So would it be a good or bad time to launch as a soundcloud rapper called Charlie Perc?

Just going to say that Megan Thee Stallion survived getting shot so I think I know who to stan...

Just learned that my cousin died yesterday. I didn't really know him at all so I'm a bit confused on how to feel. I was told he died in the line of duty but he was just a podcaster so now I'm even more confused. No way that shit is dangerous

Why does everyone think he was shot? Maybe his neck just did that

Wasn't going to join the military but then I saw a Twitch ad so I just might...

he looks 1 FNAF jumpscare away from the end

I got a job at Mar-a-Lago and they keep Barron in a cage and throw peanuts at him

It's called "going to the john" because in the 1600s there was a guy named John who was really into being a human toilet for the whole village

I cummed all over the labubu and it stopped smiling 😈->👿

Lately I've been thinking about getting into having delusions of grandeur. What does everyone think?

I don't fuck with squid games because I hate that asshole squidwart

I solved The Voynich Manuscript and it's just telling me over and over that I should kill myself and that nobody will believe me that I deciphered it

The LockpickingLawyer broke into my house and nobody believes me

Open carrying in this chuck e cheese so the kids don't have to worry about the animatronics coming to life and can feel safe

Timeskip arc in the bible is TRASH. why the hell would I want to see what his son is up to?

Heading to the bazaar (the walmart) on my dromedary (a 2017 Ford F150 with 24% APR)

Dressing up as chiaotzu and blowing myself up at the capitol

At the grocery store: "man I don't know if I want my cum crunchy or creamy"

If I was a world leader I would assert my dominance by blasting ropes all over the inside of my jorts the second we start our diplomatic meeting

The whole JFK assassination was an accident. He was actually planning to show off his new tech that gave him i-frames but he fucked it up and they pinned it on Oswald so the president wouldn't look dumb

Big science doesn't want you to know that you can just paint right over mold and then it can't hurt you anymore

a crowd of people are dancing in a room ALT: a crowd of people are dancing in a room

Movie theater audiences if @jamesgunn.bsky.social locked in and added Streaky the Supercat to Superman 2 and gave him an action sequence to Streaky by Death Grips

The Kids Next Door has been operating since the beginning of time and yet there is no mention that they ever tried to stop Epstein Island trafficking...