LameAssDads

Back on our BS… 🍺🦗 #dadjokes #dadjoke #poppunk #comedy

Two new tracks out now! linktr.ee/lameassdads

A taste is all you get…

Until we meet again…

Two for the price of one! 🌽 🏴‍☠️ VS ⛰️🐐 #dadjokes #poppunk #elderemo

You’re 14. It’s summer. You just bought a $20 CD because the artwork looked cool.
No clue what it sounds like.
Now THAT was adventure.
What was the album?

We feel it in our bones… #dadjokes #elderemo #over40 #over30 #poppunk #myspace #mychart

My kid fell down, stood up, and yelled, “Let’s gooo!”
Proud to say he’s now the frontman.

You’re building a time capsule for peak 90s/2000s punk culture.
You can only put three items in it. What are you burying?

We'll Start:
– Burnt CD labeled “Skatepark Confessions Vol. 1”
– Studded belt
– A single Vans slip-on (RIP the other one)

Drop yours below ⬇️

"I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song." Savage! Drop more Petty Poetry below ⬇️

What’s THE lyric you used to scream like it was the only thing holding your teenage heart together?

Millennials, what was your Mall routine back in the day?

Who was your first favorite band - the one that made you fall in love with music? Don’t lie. We’re all friends here.

My kid: “Do people poop in heaven? Because if they did, I feel like it would fall on people’s houses.”
My child just made me question the afterlife, gravity, and my roof's warranty in under 10 seconds.

A UK fan wore a LameAssDads tee to Universal Studios Florida.
They made him take it off for saying “ASS”… and gave him a free shirt instead.

✨New hack:

Wear LameAssDads

Get free stuff

Too pop punk for theme parks. Just right for your dad closet.
📸✈️👕 #LameAssDads

Shoutout to all the baby mamas, Happy Mother's Day! #mothersday #unclebabybilly

Who broke your heart harder: your ex or the breakup of your favorite band?

Every time I say “When I was your age,” a gray hair earns its wings.

If you have Spotify, please consider following us there 🙏

Every time I sit down, a child appears with a snack request like I summoned them. 👻

Don’t just teach them to stand up for themselves - teach them to stand up for others.

Raise kids who know their worth - and how to change their guitar strings.

Keep your Vans worn, your heart open, and your snare tight.

Sometimes, closure doesn’t come in words - just loud songs and long drives.

Life’s a mosh pit. Help people up.

😂

Pop Punk Parenting Tip: If they ask what heartbreak feels like, show them your old AIM away messages.

I don’t wear pads because I’m scared - I wear them because my deductible is higher than my ollie ever was... 🛹🚑

New Tee design!

Then: Spent hours at FYE flipping through jewel cases, scanning them at the preview station, praying for a 30-second clip.
Now: Discover new bands while doomscrolling on the toilet.