Brewt Blacklist

You’re clairvoyant, aren’t you.

Thank you, Gidgey.
Needed that.

With alt text.

If ‘don’t drink that’ was a photo

Tonight’s Negroni, in which I had to substitute Becherovka for the gin, as I am trying to save my gin for the gin-needy coming in April.

Cartman from South Park as a rental cop

Operation epic fureh ❤️‍🔥 💣 ✊

well said.

"the basic tenets of our belief system are based on fraud, lies, racism, and male insecurity, held together with blackmail threaded through p3dophilia."

#TruthWarriors

Laundry day.
Nothing to wear.

“It wouldn’t have been the first time that AI films have been allowed to imbrue the silver screen.”

I had to pause at “imbrue.” To stain or drench in noxious liquid or blood.

❌1961 - Cuba
❌1964 - Laos
❌1965 - Vietnam
❌1973 - Cambodia
❌1979 - Nicaragua
🤷🏻‍♂️1983 - Grenada
❌1986 - Libya
🤷🏻‍♂️1991 - Iraq
❌1995 - Bosnia
❌1998 - Sudan
🤷🏻‍♂️1999 - Kosovo
❌2001 - Afghanistan
❌2003 - Iraq II
❌2011 - Libya II
❌2014 - Syria

Don't worry it'll work this time.

Shoot first, think never.
—Ash Williams

I don’t withhold commas, I’m not like that; periods, tho, are another story

Can confirm.

Comfort food.

I find myself gumption-free. Or gumption-depleted. Something.

When I type 'wtf', but it autocorrects to "Verily, I hath witnessed a spectacle so witless,mine very soul hath packed its belongings and fled mine body. Tis as though reason itself hath tripped over a turnip and perished."

I really do speak that way. It fucks with the normies.

Don’t for get to turn it around. 🤪

“Maniacal toon vehicllllle! For me.

Jelly.
Mine grows ever longer.

Verruh nahce.

So, we’re attacking a nation who wants to enforce a state religion and suppress women’s rights?

Weird.

officials issue warning as dangerous "maneater" insect arrives in USA: "people have to be aware of it"

whoa oh here she comes

Gulliverette’s Gully

Why did none of you point out that Bone Lake has naked people fleeing for their lives through the woods? Did you somehow deduce I wouldn’t maybe like that sort of thing?

coffee is my morning wine

No moon out tonight.
Thanks a lot, clouds, claiming you’re busy saving my life from cosmic rays and shit.

My fuck?
Mother.

War powers act.

Hello, mom? I got a job! I know, right? It’s an exposé on illegal government programs; very important stuff. Well. I play a mental patient, and yes, before you as, I do have a costume that I tend to lose a lot as I am being nearly continuously taken advantage of, but hey! A job’s a job, right? Mom?