19th November every year. Now stop asking and go and do something useful.
08.03.2026 13:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 019th November every year. Now stop asking and go and do something useful.
08.03.2026 13:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oxford's win on Friday night drops the Baggies into the Championship relegation zone.
I'm going to need a smaller violin.
I have no love for the Iranian theocracy, and do not mourn the death of the Ayatollah, but at the same time I fail to see how the situation can be improved by bringing to the boil an area that is always a cauldron simmering and bubbling with anti-western discontent.
#operationepsteinfury
Operation Epstein Fury: βThatβs the way it isβ.
02.03.2026 13:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So where next for Peration Epstein Fury?
02.03.2026 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Wolve 2-0 Villa!
We are officially NOT the worst team in premiership history!
Sorry/not sorry Derby.
Interesting observation: I cross posted an observation across thee platforms but itβs only on Threads that the Colonel Blimps have swollen with apoplexy.
24.02.2026 17:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HMRC have just sent me notification of my tax code for 2026-27. After my state pension, I am allowed to earn Β£2.88 a month tax free.I wonβt be the only one seeing their occupational pension being scalped.
24.02.2026 17:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What is it with McKenzie Crook and Ford Capris?
21.02.2026 20:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I wonder if heβs sweating?
19.02.2026 12:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"We will not be naming the arrested man"...
19.02.2026 10:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Watching University Challenge. Iβve successfully answered about 30% of the questions off the top of my head before either team.
THERE IS NO ONE HERE TO WITNESS THIS UNPRECEDENTED PERFORMANCE!!!
In the month since I retired, I have lost between 5 and 7 lbs. Mainly because Iβm not snacking out of boredom.
Once the weather perks up and I get walking more regularly, the world will be my lobster (IYKYK).
Jago and Litefoot? Nope, they don't ring a bell...
08.02.2026 23:52 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Catwoman and Bat Pod. #McFarlane #ActionFigures
08.02.2026 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dr Who action figures posed in street with forced perspective.
Iβm. I think weβve arrived in Coronation Street by accident, Babeβ¦
08.02.2026 14:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the Winter Olympics and I am distracted by the thought that the Giant Slalom should be some kind of massive furry cryptid that lives in the Andesβ¦
08.02.2026 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The so-called elites were surely always corrupt, but now they are also feckless and unable to hide it.
03.02.2026 22:51 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blimey. There are some dodgy-looking coves sitting at the top table of Captain Bonespursβs βBored with Peaceββ¦
22.01.2026 10:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can someone explain to me how Native American people are somehow no longer considered to be American?
16.01.2026 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Decided to start watching βThe War Between the Land and the Seaβ.
This is where the money went that could have funded more Who. Not sure that would have been worth the trouble though. I think Rusty has shot his bolt.
Tranquility Base signing off.
09.01.2026 15:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
To the office for the last time.
Weird.
Into thβoffice for my pre-penultimate day.
07.01.2026 08:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still in Hammerfest. The anchor has frozen in place; they are going to move the ship to pull it free.
30.12.2025 10:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
On our way to TromsΓΈ as we sail north. Given the short period of daylight yesterday, in BodΓΈ, I thought Iβd check for sunrise.
11.29am.
15th January.