Goose

if you didn't like me at my amazon basics femboy then you don't deserve me at my vinted transgender

From @acablart on Twitter: "november sucks. cant shave cant nut and you have to write a 50k word novel

The final test

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! 🎃

We've got a BIG week ahead of us. 🩸

Have a seat, hang out, get spooky. 👻

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

A graphic showing the progression of the definition of next gen visuals: - everything is shiny - everything is yellow - everything is softly shaded - everything is blue

Excited that we are back at north on my unified next gen visuals wheel

dog

I've recently been loving this genre of Instagram reels I call "guyslop" because its usually just clips of men being stupid set to music. Really makes my day better

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

man the halo tv show was so bad. i keep remembering the part where master chief pees himself and looks into the camera saying “sir. emptying this bladder” then the season ends by me being taken out back and shot for posting this. also you cant deny this happened because you didnt watch the halo show

Alex says "i'm going to take a selfie under harsh overhead lighting." She continues with resolute determination "I'm also gonna use a reeeeeal unflattering focal length." The selfie renders a predictably monstrous portrait. Alex looks at it and exclaims "OH GOD! I objectively look like this!"

60. gorp

59. gup

the mouse store.

hey liberal why dont stop whining for a handout and pull yourself up by your strap on

soundwave: eepy...
shockwave thought it would be best for soundwave to get a proper recharge 💙💜
🦜 #art #lintuart #transformers #maccadam
#wavewave #soundwave #shockwave

SMH I gotta do everything around here...

A scanned image of a sketchpage. The early life cycle of a wolf is depicted in drawings and text: "Take a wolf." [a quadrupedal wolf.] "Make him bipedal." [He is standing on two plantigrade legs.] "Dress him in clothes from the department store." [He wears pants and a rugby shirt, one leg propped up on a small box.] "Give him a 20 year long interdisciplinary education." [He is seen as a high school math student, looking at a wall clock while using a graphing calculator. As a college student, timing the movement of a film development can. As a graduate student, looking at mortarboards being tossed in the air.] "He is now ready to go outside!" [He is once again on all fours, albeit still in bidepal form, wearing kneepads and a harness which reads "MASTER'S DEGREE- OK TO PET."

outside wolf

a tiny little bunny on the ground by someone's feet - the meme originally said I WANT GRILLCHEESE I WANT GRILLCHEESE but now it says I WANT TATTOO I WANT TATTOO

a corner of my brain 24/7 no matter what i'm up to

buy my fucking prunsel flakes

victims of clicking on a youtube video about a topic you care about and getting strung along for fifteen minutes before you realize the creator is just spinning their wheels and has very little to actually say memorial foundation

Banjo's look is quite uncanny,

True meaning of Transness

silence, trans women who talk like that because of homestuck. a trans woman who talks like that because of xavier: renegade angel is speaking.