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Happy Parson

@hillbilly67.bsky.social

It is clear that some priests must masturbate if they are to achieve celibacy. Cock worshipper and Phallus devotee. Spreading the word of Cock. Previously @unclejohn58.bsky.social

1,012 Followers  |  628 Following  |  329 Posts  |  Joined: 12.08.2025
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Posts by Happy Parson (@hillbilly67.bsky.social)

Keep going, bro, you are not alone

03.03.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hail Cock!

03.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gooning, edging, splooging - they're not moments, they're states of mind.

Buddha was still enlightened when he was doing laundry, buying groceries, shoveling snow, washing dishes...

Proof that you can keep your dick as your mental center as long as you want. Even years.

Renormalize it.

02.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We are a Brotherhood

02.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will praise you, FATHER, among the nations; I will SINg for you with all men.

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, bro! ❀️❀️❀️

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very true!

28.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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For centuries the Church made the cock an enemy to hide.
Result: quick wanks + guilt, or empty masturbation.
Your phallus isn’t marginal. It’s the vital center of being a man and a Catholic.
Kneel before Him. πŸ†βœοΈ

28.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Enough superficial or guilty masturbation.
The cock is vital center, not margin.
Prolonged edging, cockring as sacred ring, balls stretcher as golden chain.
Live as a whole Catholic man: erect cock, heavy balls, offered seed.
Who’s ready to stop hiding?

28.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Repression turned you into half a man: repressed cock = repressed soul.
Stop cumming in 3 minutes then hating yourself.
Hold it. Edge it. Offer it.
The Holy Cock isn’t sin: it’s the image of the Creator in you.
Who starts today?

28.02.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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What if your dick was sacred instead of sinful? Think about it tonight while edging. πŸ†βœοΈπŸ’¦

28.02.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless us, o god Cock!

27.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Beautiful men

27.02.2026 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breakfast is on its way

27.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The taste of cock, made him wanting more...
#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love those ball stretchers

26.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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His cock pulsated as he started licking its head...
#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#unholyhunks #unboundhunks #digitalhunks #HotHunk #CuddleBuddy #sexcapades #hornyAF #aihunks #aigayart #digitalhunks #ainsfw #aigay #aimen #fantasymen

26.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Edging and nothing else

26.02.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most Holy!

26.02.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Masturbation is life

26.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God watches over our cities and protects them

26.02.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Forgive me father for I am tight 😈😈πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ€€πŸ€€

17.07.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5