Jordie Bean

It sucks being a Halo and Star Wars fan, I’ve essentially pulled out of both communities and refuse to interact with posts about them now.

Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5 and Xbox in 2026 Halo arrives on PlayStation

it's official: Halo is coming to PlayStation. Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5, Xbox, and PC in 2026. I've been playing it for a few days and I'm impressed. Full details and hands-on here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/805174/...

Microsoft confirms that all future Halo games will be on PlayStation "going forward"

I’m officially married :3

The bullets had “trans markings”!! Oh wait, they didn’t? Well the killer was secretly trans!! Wait, he wasn’t? Well the killer had a trans girlfriend!! I mean roommate! Or he once walked by a trans person on the street!! Or heard “trans” on TV!! Trans!! Trans!! Trans!! (F’ing shameless monsters.)

Reminder that many right wing people celebrated the suicide of a 17 year old trans girl they made it into a meme they thought it was 'funny' so excuse me if I do have much in the way of empathy for people like him

"Bluesky is boring."

Social media *should* be boring. Being algorithm and dopamine poisoned is bad, actually.

When your feed dries up for the day, that's your cue to go do something else until new stuff shows up later.

“I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."

-Mark Twain

@solargrrl.bsky.social and I are getting married on September 29th

I can’t wait to become their wife 💗

It’s official!

We have a wedding date!

this is your annual reminder to please take off your hetero-imitative frogskin and dance to a lesbian/gay spirit

C R A B

A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".

a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak ALT: a black and white photo of a seagull with a stick in its beak

Idk how seagulls will deep throat whole rats and fly away with it. I tried swallowing some pills like a seagull and almost choked.

Seagulls are the truest of throat goats

Me fr fr

Local wrestling is way more entertaining than WWE is

Gotta throw up some stickers too that say “secret message from DJT” to get a few more

Grinder Golem DARK / Fiend / Effect • Level 8 • ATK: 3000 / DEF: 300 Cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. Must first be Special Summoned (from your hand) to your opponent's side of the field by Special Summoning 2 "Grinder Tokens" (Fiend-Type/DARK/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) in face-up Attack Position on your side of the field. If you Special Summon this monster, you cannot Normal Summon or Set a monster during the same turn.

Grinder Golem

Marshmacaron LIGHT / Fairy / Effect • Level 1 • ATK: 200 / DEF: 200 If this card is destroyed by battle or card effect: You can Special Summon up to 2 other "Marshmacaron" from your hand, Deck, and/or Graveyard. You can only use this effect of "Marshmacaron" once per turn.

Marshmacaron

I had a guy at work that I didn’t even know telling me how women should be at home raising kids and shouldn’t be earning their own money

Twitch Twitch is the world

fuck it we streaming again

www.twitch.tv/jordiebean

YouTube video by MSNBC BREAKING: Trump DOJ fires Epstein prosecutor Maurene Comey

NEW: Maurene Comey, daughter of former FBI Director James Comey, was abruptly fired by Trump’s DOJ from her role as a federal prosecutor in Manhattan. She is best known for prosecuting both Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Using racism stone on Eevee and it turns into Jontreon