Thoughts and prayers in these difficult times.

It's an interesting idea and sounds plausible but an election is such a long way off.

Am wondering if all of those suddenly deciding they’re against communities living “parallel lives” might reconsider their support of religious schools? Or indeed private ones?

I see from this morning’s Politico Playbook that Robert Jenrick’s wife reads out comments about him to motivate him. So now I’m tempted to post that he seems like the kind of man whose wife would perpetually be wondering if she could have married better.

Light and Shadow at Nine Elms London Underground station

Light & Shadow

I love the secret feature at Nine Elms London Underground station that reveals itself during a sunny day.

If you arrive at the perfect moment, the roundel logo is beautifully projected onto the floor.

So I took Dancer Andreya with me to interact with the scene.

Yang scores again

I'm sure there was a bunch of interviews with Frank at Brentford that he wasn't interested in creating chances, but in creating "good chances". So not so many aimless crosses or shots from 40 yards!

Seemed to be very easily influenced by the crowd and their players screaming for everything.

The midfield allowed Xavi to play with freedom.

Very good result for Spurs.

Yep, I think Leeds will be fine this season.

That's a really good result against a hard running, hard fouling, hard working team in pretty poor conditions and a ref that was happy to let them kick us up and down the park. Not so Spursy maybe and an actual win before the Int Break! #COYS #SPURS

Yep, it's going to take time to be on the same wavelength and up to speed.

From what I've seen of our games so far this season? Probably 🤣

Covering for when Xavi inevitably gives the ball away?

Not a complaint, just part of him acclimating.

Click-bait news wins out again.

Screen cap of parodic version of William Blake's "The Tyger" that begins: Tyger! Tyger! Burning bright (Not sure if I spelled that right) What immortal hand or eye Could fashion such a stripy guy? What the hammer that hath hewn it Into such a chonky unit? Did who made the lamb make thee, Or an external franchisee?

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

Bring them all back into public ownership, the privatisation experiment with monopolies has clearly failed.

Your investment can go down as well as up as an old advert used to say.

Today, a company linked to Baroness Michelle Mone was told it must repay the government £122m for breaching a contract for medical gowns during the Covid pandemic.

Read our special report online on some of the other fat cats who made a mint during covid.

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@kevinbonavia.bsky.social any chance you have any influence and could get someone looking at stuff like this, rather than obsessing over immigrants and Reform?

Stop amputee benefit claimants having to be assessed every two years, if their limb grows back, they will tell us, believe me!

photo of parked car annotated to where I think I should be able to destroy it for blocking pavement

When I was a teenager there was a bus direct from my hometown in Germany to London - we had a British army base, and this direct bus connection was one of the benefits of that. One summer I went on that bus to go volunteer in an old people's home in Southend-on-Sea. I had just turned 18 and was... 🧵

"We have a debt crisis so I've joined the party that was in power for 14 years and under whom debt massively grew."

"Commentator of the Year"

That explains the late equaliser!!!! 🤣

Just had this shared with me and it's absolutely spot on.

I used to follow on twitter, but didn't know he was on blue sky and so wasn't following, now rectified!

I'd not seen that, so thanks for that.

Alan's stuff is always worth a read and this is no exception.

Well articulated and spot on.

TTID 🤣🤣🤣