Useless Casey

I just really like my shoulders lately

9 months
No Alcohol
Eating better
No dairy
Minimal Carbs

Pictures (first two are when I first stopped, second two are from a day ago). I see a big difference in my face. Double chin is lower and my cheeks aren’t puffy. My shoulders and chest are completely different and now shirtless is an option

Upset they are bringing back a dead Ghostface?

Crazy…like that has NEVER happened

You want attention or are you just always this dim?

Last bath of the year

Pre-Work Volcano Bay Trip to start the end of the year countdown

7 months no alcohol

I haven’t touched a drop

My energy levels are insane, my body looks completely different, and I no longer wake up feeling incredibly depressed

Wicked for Good:

Being wicked towards Dorothy causes her to find the Wizard. Her visiting causes him to leave Oz, taking away the false deity makes Glenda the GOOD the highest power

How does no one get this?

Did you not watch Wizard of Oz?
#WickedForGood

There are so many people trying to claim to be like Elphaba

Like…you know you have your whole life on display

We see it

Makes me wonder if you closed your eyes and ears until Defying Gravity and thought nothing of the message behind the character

Defying Accountability

“When I raise my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold on judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who hate me”
#Meta #MetaRayban

Welcome to Primetime, Bitch

Curls must be tamed

You got a personality like a reckless driver speeding through lanes on the highway

Yea, all eyes are on you for the moment but only because everyone loves seeing a good crash and burn

In a non OnlyFans world

Legs is Dick

First Single Dad Thanksgiving:

Only one of the kiddos wanted pie so…new tradition (maybe)

POPCORNNNNNNN

I do this funny thing where I barely sleep

Have like zero caffeine

And do a whole bunch of things all day with 3 kids and still stay up late watching stuff

Fucking

Hilarious

Them: That’s a strong handshake, I respect a person with a strong handshake

Me: Thank you, my career path has really taught me to have a handshake as firm as my leadership skills

::My Career Path::

I need to go to a drag show. It’s been wayyyyy too long

Went downstairs. All 3 kiddos are chillin watching Deadpool

My oldest gives me a huge hug and says “Happy Thanksgiving”

And the emotions

Start…Now

Happy First Single Dad Thanksgiving

Thank you!!!

Sometimes you’ve got to embrace your fears

I smell your fear and weakness

And it makes me fuckin sick

250 - 175

I look like a completely different person

No
@fueledbyfantasy.bsky.social

Allow me to introduce myself:

Useless Casey

Content Creator aka I record myself doing stupid things to make myself laugh

Horror EVERYTHING

Sarcasm and Inappropriate Jokes are all I am capable of

Tik Tok: Useless_Casey
IG: Useless_Casey

Realizing 2025 will be the last year of my 30’s…

Damnit

Great choices were made

AudaCITY so big

It becomes the State Capital

For real…why were you all keeping SPF Body Oil from me?!

Hello @universalorl.bsky.social

POV: a theme park couple’s morning walk
feat. @uselesscasey.bsky.social 😎

I am tired and still have a to do list for this app

Am I in fucking school again?