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Juniper Rose

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Chainmail line based in NYC | IG @falconiereshop https://falconiereshop.com/

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No one separate this bonded pair

01.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope she’s somewhere safe somehow

25.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the same sentence that the little dummy lamented that everything is “so political” he’s saying “so patriotic” to justify going

24.02.2026 18:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Picking up toothpaste

23.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do I get back all the money I had to pay in tariffs to get supplies for my very small business

20.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had a middle school teacher named Dick Pugh

05.02.2026 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same jackasses that refused to vote against Trump

31.01.2026 16:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Face makes more sense if you turn phone upside down

29.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ding dong & chucklehead are my favorites

23.01.2026 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dojo’s on St Marks, NYC 1980s, hijiki tofu burger platter came with side salad & carrot dressing for a poor college students budget followed by dense chocolate mud pie

19.01.2026 02:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Isn’t it to compile a trove of photographic material for AI to perfect aging

18.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All those vulnerable women & girls

07.01.2026 18:23 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost the national guard / gained a president & their spouse

03.01.2026 12:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I highly recommend Ridgewood Reddit

14.12.2025 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well sometimes on a second date with a perfectly lovely guy, we take him on an hour long word journey wherein we explain with great detail the exact problem with men

11.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 42    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh men

07.12.2025 00:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I prefer Dennis Hopper’s version of this in Apocalypse Now

05.12.2025 14:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read it twice while thinking Scientology is effing nuts

02.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean I’d have appreciated the clarification

02.12.2025 02:15 — 👍 44    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d like to get in on that. I just got a tariff charge of $650 on a $750 raw material purchase for my very small business

02.12.2025 02:02 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Does he sell lemonade after the event

28.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fell down in five different ways

17.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ground control to Papa John’s

09.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Years have lost their meaning

08.11.2025 14:44 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like an STD

05.11.2025 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It took three visits to cedars Sinai ER for them to take me seriously & finally do a spinal tap that revealed encephalitis

04.11.2025 14:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let them eat concrete

22.10.2025 19:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hello from Ridgewood

16.10.2025 00:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s a sponge for propaganda (& he seems determined to let my cats out of my apartment & into hallway)

12.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do that to my landlord & his new excuse for having voted for him is peer pressure

12.10.2025 13:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0