Tweety

😂😂😂

Sorry, you don’t have the authority. I know this is for your base, who are to stupid to understand the law, or the government itself. They think whatever you say goes. It does not. You are a fucking disgraceful succubus

Donald J. Trump + @realDonald Trump Any document signed by Sleepy Joe Biden with the Autopen, which was approximately 92% of them, is hereby terminated, and of no further force or effect. The Autopen is not allowed to be used if approval is not specifically given by the President of the United States. The Radical Left Lunatics circling Biden around the beautiful Resolute Desk in the Oval Office took the Presidency away from him. I am hereby cancelling all Executive Orders, and anything else that was not directly signed by Crooked Joe Biden, because the people who operated the Autopen did so illegally. Joe Biden was not involved in the Autopen process and, if he says he was, he will be brought up on charges of perjury. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

so none of what he’s saying is real btw

Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6

Do not buy from amazon and target this black friday/Christmas season.

literally anywhere else is better.

Putin doubles down on demands for Ukrainian territory ahead of talks with U.S. in Moscow - BBC News

This is what happens when Putin knows he can push a weak American president around

Embarrassed

That’s the best description of my response for America’s action under Trump.

Just completely, shamefully embarrassed by America - in every arena that Trump has influenced.

He is an embarrassment.

KEYSTONE KA$H. 🙄

#MassBlackout

What do these corporations have in common?

Netflix
Ford
Tesla
T-Mobile
Duke Energy
DISH Network
Metlife
Dominion Energy
United States Steel

In recent years, they all paid their execs more than they paid in taxes.

This is what a corporate-rigged system looks like.

Am I celebrating Christmas this year.
Absolutely
Good food. Good music. Good company.
No presents this year. Sorry. That’s the rule.
Food will be purchased from local stores. Independent retailers selling good stuff.

This year it’s about the Christmas spirit.

Blackout 🖖

Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump • November 27, 2025, 11:27 PM A very Happy Thanksgiving salutation to all of our Great American Citizens and Patriots who have been so nice in allowing our Country to be divided, disrupted, carved up, murdered, beaten, mugged, and laughed at, along with certain other foolish countries throughout the World, for being "Politically Correct," and just plain STUPID, when it comes to Immigration.

I’ll spare you the rest of Trump’s statement where he calls Tim Waltz the R-word & hate mongers immigrants—

On a day meant for gratitude, he ranted about “vermin,” & vengeance. It’s the clearest reminder yet — there is no moral bottom too low or autocratic line he won’t cross

“Your costs are up… tariffs are raising prices…”

This is the war he wants for oil, and to cancel the midterms…. 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

GUARDIAN: “Per head, 🇺🇸 output is six times China’s, and yet, inexplicably, there seem to be more abjectly poor Americans than Chinese. 🇺🇸 inequality is breathtaking… keeps getting worse…”

Wanting to address this isn’t radical.

NOT wanting to is.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Johnny Carson asks what Kermit is made from. Jim Henson explains.
#muppets

On the left, a narrow, glass-fronted display case with a mix of letterpress, hand-bound, antiquarian, and collectors' books; stretching off to the right, 8-foot bookcases laden with literary and contemporary commercial fiction, about one thousand books out of the 6-7 thousand in that section. LED lighting and light-colored wood cases and flooring keep the room feeling relatively spacious despite the sheer quantity of books.

Communities need used-book shops.

As the trends in our world are increasingly standardized and entrenched by "predictive" technologies that stifle innovation and reduce human actions into economic categories...

We need a full range of possibilities for readers and communities to explore and share.

💯. It's not these patriotic citizens' fault they're being used as performative props by a corrupt, mendacious, and deranged president. They deserve our kindness and respect, and now, devastatingly, our deepest concern and sympathy. 😢

Shooting Of National Guard Members Reignites Debate Over Deployment In U.S. Cities One of the two National Guard troops shot in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday has died, while the other remains in critical condition as of Friday morning.

One of the two National Guard troops shot in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday has died, while the other remains in critical condition as of Friday morning.

"My poll numbers have never been better."

Screenshot of a tweet from The Spectator Index on X.com that reads: “JUST IN: Brazil’s former President Jair Bolsonaro has started serving his 27-year prison sentence.” Below is a portrait of Jair Bolsonaro standing in front of a blurred background with a Brazilian flag.

Why can’t we have nice things, too?

“You’re a stupid person” - That’s Trump’s response when a reporter reminds him: his own admin vetted the DC shooter in April & granted him asylum so he could stay in the country.

He knows he can’t spin the truth, so he lashes out, lies, & attacks a woman reporter instead of taking responsibility.

Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM

OK, who narced?

Your Black Friday reminder that in 75% of U.S. industries, a smaller number of companies now control more of the business than they did twenty years ago. We must stop the monopolization of America. Shop small if you can, please.

To be clear, the FBI paid nearly $1M in overtime over a FIVE DAY PERIOD last March. And yes, part of it was to find and redact Trump's name. I spoke to sources who reviewed the files for the FBI and DOJ and wrote about it here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-epstei...

Oh my. When you've lost the Babylon Bee …

We know he had his name redacted from the Epstein Files. He’s trying every distraction he can think of at the moment.

Hey party people.

Don’t shoot national guard troops. It’s not cool. They are t doing anything wrong. They are doing what they are ordered to as long as it’s legal.

CBP and ICE are the ones breaking the laws.

I’m just sayin’. Don’t do bad things to good people…