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joyeux noel

@aiyaruk.bsky.social

UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them. ICE delenda est.

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I am not a lawyer but do deal with a lot of transcripts, and the AI for those is pretty good on the whole

01.03.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

could a dying empire do THIS

01.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1702    πŸ” 355    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 10

Man I was always jealous of bar mitzvahs because all that work you did got payoff in the form of a sick party. Confirmation parties were just your family giving you tiny statues (I do love a good tiny statue).

01.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do surveys for a living and I use this to explain the difference between mean and median

01.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love it

01.03.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*Peace may include airstrikes, bombs, and casualties.

01.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

real significant lack of β€œwho and/or what comes next” when it comes to the thought process behind assassinating khamenei

01.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 749    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 7
photograph of Asian temple silhouette against sunset sky. Overlaid is large translucent image of Ayatollah Khamenei wearing glasses and dark beret. White cursive text upper left reads "Have sex." White text lower right reads "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY."

photograph of Asian temple silhouette against sunset sky. Overlaid is large translucent image of Ayatollah Khamenei wearing glasses and dark beret. White cursive text upper left reads "Have sex." White text lower right reads "SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY."

RIP Ayatollah Khamenei you would have loved Bluesky

01.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1638    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 22
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My lawee

01.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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this meme lives rent free in my head

01.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seized Art, Eavesdropping Guards: Parents Describe a Clampdown at Dilley Detention Center as Kids Shared Their Stories Detainees told ProPublica that art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.

Dilley detainees said art supplies have been removed in room searches, immigrants have lost access to Gmail and staff hover within earshot during video calls.

The Trump administration and private prison operator CoreCivic disputed detainees’ claims.

01.03.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 23

I fuck hard with a coke zero and I did not enjoy that at all.

(the cinnamon flavor they came out with about 8 years ago ruled though)

01.03.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

01.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4953    πŸ” 1303    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 37

spicemaxxing. flavormogging.

01.03.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what

01.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

Continuous glucose monitor. Mine sends the data to my doctor.

01.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The blurse of prophecy

01.03.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gee, it's almost like the Tolkien estate understands the limits of IP law.

Also, historically they've really not been a standout where litigiousness is concerned. Which is why both Games Workshop and WOTC exist. Along with, well, really, most of a genre.

28.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
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there's a madman in the white house, he's illegally started a war, he's offered no explanation to the public other than an insane conspiracy theory that Iran somehow tried to interfere in last year's election, and the opposition leaders are releasing statements full of mixed support and concern

28.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1375    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 7

This statement is appallingly bad--like, the administration *illegally bombed a school.* It's mind-boggling to me for this to be the reaction from a human, much less a purported leader of the Democratic Party. I need a new senator stat

28.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2575    πŸ” 539    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 17

A US official tells Fox that the US believes Khamenei and 5-10 top Iranian leaders were killed in the initial Israeli strike on the compound.

28.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 5

his time is eternal.

www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/s...

28.02.2026 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2150    πŸ” 489    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

We live in hell but do our best

26.02.2026 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 459    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 6

*whips a Game Guide seemingly out of nowhere*

28.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he is Smooth

28.02.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a new episode of drag race tonight soooooooo

28.02.2026 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DON'T LIKE THAT

28.02.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not have 4 vodka sodas while watching Drag Race to come home to this

28.02.2026 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0