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@aiyaruk.bsky.social

UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them. ICE delenda est.

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CNN: More than 1,000 civilians killed in Iran since war began, rights group reports
By Helen Regan
More than 1,000 people, including children, have been killed in Iran since the war began on Saturday, according to US-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA).
The rights group said as of Tuesday afternoon ET, at least 1,097 civilians had been killed, including 181 children.
More than 5,400 civilians, including 100 children, have been injured, HRANA reported.
The group said its report is preliminary and is veritying hundreds more reported deaths.

CNN: More than 1,000 civilians killed in Iran since war began, rights group reports By Helen Regan More than 1,000 people, including children, have been killed in Iran since the war began on Saturday, according to US-based Human Rights Activists News Agency (HRANA). The rights group said as of Tuesday afternoon ET, at least 1,097 civilians had been killed, including 181 children. More than 5,400 civilians, including 100 children, have been injured, HRANA reported. The group said its report is preliminary and is veritying hundreds more reported deaths.

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

04.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1816    πŸ” 1122    πŸ’¬ 98    πŸ“Œ 100

These accounts demonstrate something very important: so many scientists who chummed around with Epstein have begged forgiveness on the basis that they didn’t know who he was.

These men didn’t know anything about him either. But they took the time to find out.

04.03.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

What an absolutely despicable level of medical neglect this poor man suffered. This is the reality of these concentration camps and ICE will bring more of this to Marana and Surprise if those facilities open.

04.03.2026 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 211    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

the ai also has to experience the temptation of belly rubs and the inevitable Claws that ensue

04.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'audit me bank daddy'

04.03.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i call him bank daddy and (canadian) partner hates it and also has no rebuttal

04.03.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

he has polo shirt and chinos energy (derogatory)

04.03.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks sky my diet ginger ale just went up my nose

(partner recently replayed the duke nukem games and i cannot help but hear it in his voice)

04.03.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

b r u n c h

04.03.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

important: my horsey form in my dnd game is now called 'brick shithouse'. they are a clydesdale.

04.03.2026 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

intrapersonal behavior is not the domain of The Wife, she is there for making less antisocial use of their money.

04.03.2026 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my theory is that wealthy men should not be allowed to be wifeless. doesn't matter if they're gay. they will be assigned a wife and she will do the sorts of things that an early 20th century women's society would be funding (hospitals, art galleries, etc)

04.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

man this whole thing is 50 shades of yikes

04.03.2026 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They were reservists 😬

04.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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One block in Noe Valley is covered with these incredible crocheted creatures. I'm not sure who the artist is, but I love this. #SanFrancisco #NoeValley

04.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

we've had enough kennedys we need to Stop

04.03.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i did have a bottle fermented riesling that came out at like 10% abv and tasted like grape cider recently, it fucking ruled.

04.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they grow their own grapes less often than you would think, but they also don't ship them long distances. i do agree on the creativity thing though - things like alcohol content are unspoken expectations, which means that you can't do as much experimenting. even natural wine is taking a risk.

04.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i have lived in san francisco for 14 years and have not once had rice-a-roni and at this point it's become a point of pride.

04.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

03.03.2026 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16684    πŸ” 3826    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 789

that giant (relatively speaking) ultraorthodox faction is really not helping matters.

04.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also your support staff (paraprofessionals, cnas, etc) get double fucked because they make peanuts due to Gender and also get to work inside the hellscape

04.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also relative to workplace risk. Like, nurses are paid pretty okay for their education, but hospitals (like schools) are essentially physical and sexual assault hellholes because nobody believes in staffing ratios.

04.03.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all the union stuff is Gender

(there is a reason we only think/see of Big Factory Man when the biggest unions are nurses and teachers)

04.03.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if nothing else, it will make more people leave bisexuals alone

(please i do not not want to be your unicorn, i already have one partner and if i wanted to disappoint two people at once i would go to dinner with my parents)

03.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I read this correctly, DOJ waited until just before its brief was due to ask to dismiss, then about-faced the next day and is going to try to use that to get an extension on its brief.

There are less humiliating ways to get an extension on your brief, like saying you needed emergency ass surgery

03.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1243    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 9