we knew this is what had happened, in our souls we knew it had happened exactly like this even as we joked about it, but it's insane to get confirmation
it'll be hard to get enough people to remember DOGE to build a movement to put them in jail with ICE but we gotta do it
CNN gas tracker: $3.41
vibe check: CNN now has a gas tracker on their front page
07.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 1789 🔁 360 💬 23 📌 109Oh to be gently lowered face-first into a bowl of fruit
07.03.2026 18:33 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Excellent fucking choice (also if you get to see her in concert it is 100% worth if)
07.03.2026 07:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i literally ate mexican food downstairs from the gay bar i am currently in
07.03.2026 06:20 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1ok but u can still visit and get good mexican food tho
07.03.2026 05:55 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0convince your capitalist overlords to send you to san francisco
07.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am literally having this conversation at the gay bar rn
07.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love getting (funny) pd war stories at work
07.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I have to keep living through this I should be allowed to sit around with my bits out
07.03.2026 04:47 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Put under a glass like an interesting bug (and then left there)
07.03.2026 04:34 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
and the queers need to pay their goddamn taxes
(no, jumping the turnstile is not 'praxis' get out of here with that shit)
It's Drag Race night, that's at least 3 crystal modelos* for me
*vodka soda
I want a truck bed sized load of bread now. Hollow it out and shove me in there like a pile of brisket.
07.03.2026 00:03 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One can only hope It Happens before then
(I am not sure that will stop the hell trolley but by God a person needs to have hope)
I am also an unapologetic lover of stinky foods
06.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They are merely henches. Mooks, if they're a bit beefy.
06.03.2026 21:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i picked a real good time to buy another ebike
06.03.2026 21:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Also being a soft handed scribe has given me time and money to get shredded*, there is no downside. If I want to feel the pain of hard work I can go fight with my rose bushes.
*still working on this part
Imperial Chinese scholar official on a horse, with a dude beside him carrying his scholar-official accoutrements
Heading off to my email job on my mount (2012 Honda Civic ) accompanied by a loyal yamen runner (podcasts)
06.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
it’s coming home
06.03.2026 19:25 — 👍 2041 🔁 297 💬 43 📌 0
BREAKING: Kuwait starts cutting oil production due to running out of storage space, according to Wall Street Journal report.
Just update to Factorio 2.0 that resolves most issues with oil production being bottlenecked by transport
06.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
stop what you're doing and take a brief detour back to the days of 2010's youtube
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTw7...
followed by a nonsexual tingler about the jobs report
06.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i am both bigger and more yoked than the average wwii gi
06.03.2026 19:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a truly alarming amount of my job is gently pressing contracts into people's face to sign because i cannot sign them
(i need my own budget real bad)
No polycule (yet)
06.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0‘admitting to affair with staffer’ is an interesting way to gloss ‘drove a woman to kill herself via self-immolation’
06.03.2026 08:01 — 👍 105 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 2A bag of cuties hates to see you coming
06.03.2026 16:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Visitor card with a drawing of the Grant Museum’s gibbon skeleton and the caption ‘why the gibbon chill like that?’ held in front of the specimen.
Love reading the visitor comments @uclgrantmuseum.bsky.social ❤️
‘Why the gibbon chill like that’?
Why indeed but also, why not?
