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Zach M

@beardybooknerd.bsky.social

A writer, a reader, a dairy-free creamer Birmingham, Al πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

1,074 Followers  |  896 Following  |  614 Posts  |  Joined: 24.05.2024  |  1.9126

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First of all: how dare you?

06.12.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kim Davis crawled out from under her rock and saw the constitution so that means 6 more years of marriage equality

10.11.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Kool-Aid man struck again last night

04.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It has themes of the end of an age, the uncertainty of the future, finding hope in community, helping out your neighbor in dark times, and a giant spider that terrifies you and your boyfriend.

04.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hear me out: Lord of The Rings (trilogy) is a Thanksgiving movie.

04.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to thank everyone who did not call it Hallowe’en this year. You da real heroes

31.10.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s actually a game show where comedians try to make words out of random letters. Lots of clips on YouTube. Not exactly what you’re looking for, but it’s a fun show

30.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should try 8 out of 10 cats does countdown.

30.10.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

New drag name: Angie O’Plasty

30.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I won’t cry at work, I won’t cry at work, I won’t..

29.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally me

24.10.2025 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Staaaahp

24.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Im at work, so will this work for tummy Tuesday?

21.10.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s looking very fall-y today

21.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Area Man Could Eat

Area Man Could Eat

Area Man Could Eat https://theonion.com/area-man-could-eat-1819571856/

20.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 982    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 12

An antibiotic for equines, but not the ones you eat apparently

20.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Autumn might just be my favorite time of year. I’m not constantly sweating and all the boys want a good cuddle

19.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

@bhamblues.bsky.social would like this drag show

17.10.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In horses intended for WHAT?

17.10.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

No popcorn, bring pretzels and oatmeal creampies

16.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters ALT: a neon sign that says stranger things in red letters

I think I might start a Stranger Things re-watch tonight to get ready for the final season.

16.10.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom ALT: a man standing next to a woman in a room with the words agador i need some pirin tablets quickly on the bottom

I think I might be a little autistic because my mother was taking Pirin tablets when she was filling out my adoption paperwork

24.09.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool! I’m going to Camp Woodpecker next weekend :)

22.09.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is this Farmcamp?

21.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re telling me that Lebubu and Delulu are NOT the same thing?

19.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facebook really just served me an ad with a rainbow flag on fire encouraging me to find a true β€œBible preaching anti-woke” church.
Fuck all of that

18.09.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have some empathy, Charlie would’ve HATED that.

11.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
R2D2 and C3PO stand on a polished floor on the interior of the Death Star in a still from Star Wars: A New Hope. The text of the poster reads "Parents of Earth, Are your children fully immunized? Do your records show it? Call your doctor or health department to make sure and May The Force Be With You."

R2D2 and C3PO stand on a polished floor on the interior of the Death Star in a still from Star Wars: A New Hope. The text of the poster reads "Parents of Earth, Are your children fully immunized? Do your records show it? Call your doctor or health department to make sure and May The Force Be With You."

I'm with the droids on this one

07.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, scammers are preying on lonely people in order to get money. Its grotesque. All using Ai pictures and videos.

02.09.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yall, I’m so tired of having to tell my older lonely gay friends that the hot guy who is talking to them online isn’t real and the β€œvideos” they get are ai generated voice and all.

02.09.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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