Viki Vice 💕

Fun fact: if you come into My inbox and mention explicit sex acts while asking for the price of those acts and refuse to send screening, guess who I assume you are?

Thats right! A fucking cop. ACAB, choke on a chainsaw, and stay out of My inbox with that amateur shit. And get a real job...

Since its the day after v day, I also grabbed some serious bags of chocolate. Gonna enjoy those to myself too 😍

Most definitely! 💕💕💕

Wow, not a single V-Day send...tsk. Its a good thing I took myself shopping this weekend. Ya'll should for sure be covering this haul.

Tbh, its better this way. I get exactly what I want, as per usual.

"You didnt remind me to send my screening info" is not an excuse for wasting my time with booking. If you want to book, you will remember to follow up?

But hey, i bet your mom still ties your shoes too, huh?

Tytytyty!!!!!

Sometimes I miss my shaved head. But I am loving growing my hair out.

Just a friendly reminder that I charge a DM fee because I dont wish to communicate that way, especially in regards to booking sessions. My email and website are listed for a reason. Don't be surprised if your DM goes unanswered or just send and follow instructions. Easy peesy.

Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites I also suck dick

"You can use me however you want, you can force me to eat your pussy", isnt the flex you think it is.

Youre still going to enjoy eating this perfect pussy and why would I ever give you that pleasure for free? Laughable.

Might tie you up and leave you in the snow though. That will get me off. ❄️💕❄️

Omg thank you! V excited to order some

Where could one find these? I dont think ive ever seen them before but the look really good!

The fruit flavored Tootie Rolls. I like to fold the wrappers and make necklaces and stuff with them. And they taste good, haha.

Stayed home in my cozy clothes most of the day nursing my various ice related injuries. I love winter so much ❄️💕❄️

Very much so. But would totes do it again, haha

And yes, @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social was right in. Had to try my hand at this v fun and kinda scary sport. I came for the luge but stayed to learn to play hockey.

Omg, ya'll are so lovely! My February is filling up fast! Email now or wait until next month

well anyways, good morning and happy thembo thursday 💕

Omg, I just realized that you cant send photos via DM here on 🦋. Derp. Ill email, or something.

Im so fucking excited for my 1st road trip in my new baby (no joke, im obsessed with this truck). If you can guess what winter activity I will be learning on my trip, I will DM you the unedited version of this pic.
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Hint: its not snowboarding or skiing.

Full-service sex workers should be celebrated as the incredible, talented and smart people they are. Not vilified and derided as most of the world treats them.

I have seen escorts and will continue to. It's an important service that shouldn't come with shame on either end.

I can't wait to make you my plaything. We both know you need this....

You better book me while you can. Once spring and summer hits, I'm going to be hard to pin down. So ready to hit the road 💞🩶🛻

Thank you so much @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social
I hope youre having a great weekend!

Dear “Avail Now?” Club members, feeling frustrated with the lack of replies? Your competitors are sending flowers, clearing wishlists, writing songs, and booking weeks in advance 🤷‍♀️ #sorrynotsorry #oursky #tellingitlikeitis #unavailablenow

Just because I have a vehicle now, doesnt mean youre off the hook for covering My travel expenses. Now you get to cover my gas instead of my Lyft. Lucky you.

Have to take a Lyft to the burbs to go pick up my (1st) vehicle. Gonna cost me about $100 to get out there. Make it happen so I can offer a larger service radius!
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CA = $VikiVice

Nothing that a little sauna/beach time and cheese cake French toast cant fix.

Sorry if im slow to respond. In the middle of buying a truck and its a pain.
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However, now is a great time to book me. Help me pay this sucker off!

Btw, I still don't have a date for Valentines Day...